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Motherfuckers on ebay

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-10-05 10:03 [#02562596]
Points: 3182 Status: Regular

Fucker wants to pay £30 for my £300 synth. Motherfucker
sent me this weird message today. Names changed.

Dear *umbroman3*,


I made you an offer some time ago on the same product but it
seemed to be automatically rejected.

I see you have dropped your requested price since then but I
could not offer you anything like that.

I am genuinly interested and would love to buy your module.
I used to have an EWI before but it had a different module.
I would offer you about £30. I hope you dont feel insulted
by that but it is all I think it is worth. It is a very
niche and also rather old product. Let me know your

All the best



offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-05 10:41 [#02562598]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular

He's kind of saying that your synth is pretty much
worthless, no one else is going to buy it because it's so
niche, and if anything you should be paying *him* to take it
off your hands.

What a cunt.


online RussellDust on 2018-10-05 12:49 [#02562600]
Points: 13630 Status: Addict

Oh no, gosh!


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-10-05 14:10 [#02562606]
Points: 37377 Status: Regular

I tried.


offline mohamed on 2018-10-05 19:53 [#02562640]
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if this is the future, you're ruined


online RussellDust on 2018-10-05 20:08 [#02562646]
Points: 13630 Status: Addict

Sexy motherfucker shakin’ that ass


offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-10-05 20:48 [#02562656]
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Someone messaged me on eBay the other day and signed off,
"Shalom in Christ, [name]".

Shalom. In Christ. I mean, just what is this guy playing

Buddha Akbar,
Zephyr Twin


online RussellDust on 2018-10-05 20:53 [#02562662]
Points: 13630 Status: Addict

Ha ha I like it! (I think)


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-10-06 00:20 [#02562722]
Points: 11249 Status: Regular

i should sign-in just to offer 15 quid and a few stray
ketchup pacqettes


offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2018-10-06 05:09 [#02562730]
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what r you gonna do about it


offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-10-06 07:08 [#02562731]
Points: 2781 Status: Lurker

accept there offer but dont sent it


offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-10-06 07:09 [#02562732]
Points: 2781 Status: Lurker

free $30


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-10-07 00:09 [#02562822]
Points: 11249 Status: Regular

last i used ebay i sold a bunch of lenses to some russian
guy and he never sent the cash. ebay charged me $11 for the
auction and i never got it back. probably never using that
site again.


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-07 00:29 [#02562825]
Points: 23249 Status: Addict

It wasn't that bald guy from pawn stars was it


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-10-07 00:44 [#02562826]
Points: 11249 Status: Regular

i doubt he'd want a bunch of high-end fixed-focus lenses
they fall into the category of: swank, but i don't have the


offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-10-07 02:23 [#02562830]
Points: 2781 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02562822

it sounds like ebay was taking a page out of putins playbook


offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-10-07 07:24 [#02562832]
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just ignore ignorant people


offline Combo from Sex on 2018-10-10 17:12 [#02562969]
Points: 7497 Status: Lurker

I should start making random 1/10 price offers on eBay too.

Statistically, it should work 1/10 of the time.


offline mohamed on 2018-10-10 18:04 [#02562972]
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something doesnt add to this


offline pigster from melbs on 2018-10-10 23:20 [#02562978]
Points: 4464 Status: Lurker

motherfuckers on ebay, motherfuckers on discogs,
motherfuckers on facebook marketplace groups. they're all
the same.

"gday mate, would you accept ~60% of your asking price,
despite your asking price already being a completely
reasonable price you're not going to find anywhere else even
if you tried."

people just fishing for a bargain.


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-10-11 00:30 [#02562980]
Points: 37377 Status: Regular

Hoes gotta eat too


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