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Bert and Ernie homo
 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-19 03:59 [#02561474]
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Or not. This is what I wrote about it, somewhere:

Considering Bert and Ernie's relationship

I think it's wisest to not state what kind of relationship
Bert and Ernie have exactly. Them being a couple, is one of
the possibilities then. How they fill things out exactly, is
up to them. So to say, because they're not real. But I'm
also saying it because it's how we should be towards the
relationships of others in general: without judgment; a
label brings judgment with it.

The broader Sesame Street team also leaves it more in the
middle than the writer (current, but since long) has done,
see lazy link below.
Labeling Bert and Ernie as gay may be emancipating for gay
couples, but, for instance, less for couples that are
romantic, but less sexual. The dynamic of a control freak
(sorry, Bert: someone with pretty severe OCD) and a more
loose character, can happen regardless of the way Bert and
Ernie live together.

No label = best label

(Credit to BoJack Horseman for making me more aware of
asexual relationships)

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 04:46 [#02561479]
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yeah I got the asexual platonic love sort of thing from them


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-09-19 04:59 [#02561480]
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is that "bert is evil" page still going? with burt as a
klansman etc? was funny back in 1997 or so


 

offline Portnoy on 2018-09-19 05:48 [#02561486]
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Damn, beat me to it. I remember that.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 10:05 [#02561489]
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They can't be gay.

They don't have multiple partners.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 11:25 [#02561490]
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A writer mentioned he was influenced by a relationship he
had with a bloke. Doesn’t mean they have to be gay.


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-19 11:26 [#02561491]
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rofl @ signeduptolol

yes, that sort of relationship. i want to believe they're
more than friends, but platonic. (how else would they stand
to be together that long)


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-19 11:27 [#02561492]
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"Mr Saltzman made his assertion about the two in an
interview with LGBTQ news site Queerty.

"I always felt that, without a huge agenda, when I was
writing Bert and Ernie, they were [a couple]," he said.

Mr Saltzman joined the show in 1984, 15 years after the pair
debuted on the show."

So not just any writer. the writer


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 11:49 [#02561494]
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I genuinely, genuinely don't care, but if progressive
types really want to be going "bu... wha... how the ...
whu??
" in 2020 when Trump's re-elected, keep at
it
.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-19 12:30 [#02561497]
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I'm glad that the man with the mario kart dick will be
re-elected by people who resent gay puppets. It is most
Meet.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 13:58 [#02561502]
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Yes that’s what I meant. He was influenced by a past
relationship. Doesn’t automatically make them gay, but
yeah. You get me.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 14:18 [#02561506]
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Please, carry on attempting to graft a gay agenda onto a
pre-schooler's TV show. The conservatives will come to see
your point of view.



 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-19 14:33 [#02561507]
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SignedUpToAyatollah declares fatwa against degenerate
Western puppet entertainments!

plus ça change...


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 14:49 [#02561508]
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more likely

Hyperflake and Tony show


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-19 15:52 [#02561509]
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Imagine our velvety muppet cocks.

mmm.... Nice


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 15:52 [#02561510]
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xD


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 15:55 [#02561511]
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i dont even remember what i smoked, sorry


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 16:09 [#02561512]
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I've said already I don't give a shit that liberals find
something AMAZING about foisting sexuality onto
pre-schooler's TV puppets. I think it's unsurprising and
creepy, but mainly that this sort of shit pushes people away
from whatever laudable issues progressives push (unlimited
illegal immigration and free anal swabs, I guess). As I say,
when Trump wins again, you can sit down with blue armpit
hair girl, and drill a hole in Ernie's ass. You know, to
#resist.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 16:56 [#02561513]
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LAZY_TITLE

as a kid I thought bones from superted was very camp


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-19 17:29 [#02561514]
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dear grampa I am sorry you got excited about sexy puppets,
here is a good web sight for you to look at


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 18:12 [#02561516]
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I'm not the one fucking writing articles, drawing covers for
the New Yorker, linking to the story or making anything out
of it.

You've lost your edge. I hope everything's OK at home and
nobody has run off to live with a refugee, tired of the
endless "smug".


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 18:15 [#02561517]
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yeah i hope everything is ok with fleetmouse too, i noticed
a slight increase of the desperation level in the control
room


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 18:25 [#02561522]
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Something's happened. Doubling down on the SJW bit probably
means they've been burgled by "ethnics" and they didn't
think his vinyl was worth taking


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 18:52 [#02561530]
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Are you all seriously saying bert and earnie have a
subconscious effect to make kids want to be gay?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 19:05 [#02561531]
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Adults are talking, Hypies, go and surf the lols.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-09-19 19:06 [#02561532]
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dan, are you sure you're not just aggrieved fleetmouse is a
genuinely funny, erudite human with a family who choose to
spend their time on the same continent as him?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 19:15 [#02561533]
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*a slight increase of control in the desperation room


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-19 20:14 [#02561539]
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Bloody hell people! order, ORDER!

Hyperflake, no I don’t think so. Not speaking for LoL mind
you. My point is that as a kid I didn’t care or want to
start pondering over sexual orientation and all that
“adult stuff” when watching my shows. As for things
slowly becoming acceptable, that it’s ok to be
“different”, well that’s positive. I’m all for kids
learning empathy and avoiding becoming total bigots I just
don’t think that when I used to watch my cartoons at a
young age I needed to be taught about sexual orientation.
Hence it being a bit irrelevant (to me) wether those two are
gay or not.

Anyway we all know many cartoon characters are gay, it’s
not not something the kids particularly care or think about
though.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 20:19 [#02561540]
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i confirm i never had the impression of watching a gay
cartoon in my life


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 20:49 [#02561548]
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LAZY_TITLE

i didnt think much of the new shrek


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 21:32 [#02561554]
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Not the thread I expected tbh.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 21:45 [#02561555]
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i didnt ask, stop linking me to gay shit in every fucking
mean possible, its an obsession, in not a stallion dude


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-19 21:49 [#02561557]
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think about shagging your girlfriend before making morals
here,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-19 22:35 [#02561565]
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at least im not banned from every vegetable shop in Milan


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-19 22:42 [#02561567]
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[montage of complicated equations drifting through my head]


this is all big's fault


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-09-19 23:13 [#02561568]
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*burns effigy of barbapapa*


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2018-09-20 01:16 [#02561578]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 05:26 [#02561581]
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Lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-20 05:36 [#02561584]
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At least im not engaged and my dick doesnt work


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 06:56 [#02561589]
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Imagine a very, very slow hand clap, echoing on through
infinity.



 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-20 10:09 [#02561595]
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big = monoid (not actually)


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-20 10:12 [#02561596]
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i send my scribble to two young mothers at work and they
didn't respond, so i guess they disagree

what i said is, among other things, also for people that say
'i don't care what they are!', which is an equivalent to 'i
don't see color'. also i wrote it because i saw someone
indeed pushing an gay agenda on this.

etc


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-20 11:32 [#02561599]
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"Grover is Hindu" claims Frank Oz. "I did it to make fun of
those people"


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 12:11 [#02561601]
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"I don't care what they are", in terms of sexuality, and
certainly in terms of fucking puppets, is emphatically not
the same as the risible "I don't see colour".

What NGO do you "work" for again, where you've got time to
send unsolicited musings on Muppet sexuality to young
mothers? Tax payer funded, is it?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-09-20 13:25 [#02561605]
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armchair warrior
muppet bumming heats his rage
like steam off hot piss


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 14:24 [#02561606]
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Thanks, nut-job.



 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-20 15:04 [#02561607]
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"I had this great sketch - " Oz drops into his Grover voice
- "Sir, it is I, Grover, calling you today from Microsoft
Windows! How are you today, sir? We are detecting many
viruses on your computer."

"But the politically correct cowards in the boardroom
wouldn't go for it," laments Oz.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-09-20 17:22 [#02561623]
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"Cookie Monster is made of blue armpit hair," cackles Oz.

What about other characters, we asked.

"Miss Piggy is a findomme, and Kermit is her pay pig" roars
Oz with laughter. "Get it? It's ironic." Suddenly becoming
serious, he leans in: "They are race mixers."


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-09-20 18:24 [#02561637]
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>"I don't care what they are", in terms of sexuality, and
> certainly in terms of fucking puppets, is emphatically not

> the same as the risible "I don't see colour".

i'm saying it is to the people that say that


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-20 18:30 [#02561639]
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Beautiful


 


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