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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:30 [#00186327]
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Arn't eyes brilliant. You can see stuff up close and really
far away and if they don't work right you can wear glasses
and look intelligent(even though all you are thinking about
are boobs and chocolate)

Eyes, my favorite ting on a face.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:30 [#00186331]
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ting = thing


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:32 [#00186334]
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I love my eyes. If i was blind i'd want to die. There's so
much to see in the world.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:32 [#00186335]
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Would you rather have your sight or hearing if you were to
lose one though?! I'de definetly keep my hearing...


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-20 23:32 [#00186336]
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sure.

eyes are my favourite organs.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:32 [#00186337]
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mine are spherical and mostly white with a blue/grey bit
surrounding a black circle that can increase and decrease to
adjust for light.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-20 23:32 [#00186338]
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<•> <•>


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:34 [#00186343]
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I'd probalby actually rather keep my eyesight...but i'd hate
to lose my hearing. It's just that my studies (technical
drawing, graphic design) are so important to me...plus I
work in video production so my career would be over.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:35 [#00186344]
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I once poked myself in the eye and I cryed not because it
hurt but because it was in my eye. I did no damage. Does
anyone on this message board have one eye? Or even a cartoon
hand (3 fingers and a thumb)? If so why and how did you
become:
a, a pirate
b, cartoon digited
c, castrated by the slamming of two bricks together


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:36 [#00186345]
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c is the most gastly thing I've heard in a long
time....OUCH!


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-20 23:37 [#00186346]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



I have this strange, large growth in the middle of my face.
It feels really hard and air goes through two small
lazerations in the bottom. Also i get strange sensations
when i go near things with it. Sometimes they are nice and
sometimes they are not.

Any help, please?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:37 [#00186347]
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I saw someones eye cut with paper once. It didn't take long
to heal and everything was OK


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:41 [#00186349]
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Darth Manchu, with my years of experience I would have to
tell you that in my profesional experience you seem to have
what the french would call a "nez". Go to your docter to
make sure it is OK, I always find that the docters are most
interested in my condition if I attempt to stick lots of
little things up it. for example foam balls are good and
also cocane.


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:45 [#00186352]
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i have eyes.
and decent vision.

i think i need specks.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-20 23:47 [#00186356]
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in assembly, i was thinking about losing my eyes, and i
almost cried. it was awful


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-20 23:48 [#00186359]
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when i was a kid i used to always press on my eyes (with my
eyelids closed), to get weird patterns and flashes, and
blurry vision when i released pressure...


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:48 [#00186360]
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when ever I think of bricks I cry


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-04-20 23:48 [#00186362]
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ears are x10 better


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-20 23:48 [#00186363]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular | Followup to 010101: #00186349



The doctor said "stay away from me. If i ever see you again,
im going to call the police." So that avenue of thought is
closed to all ideas and such like. My eyes are ok, but
mostly water. I tried to get the water off it, but it really
badly hurt, and i fell over in pain and agony. That reminds
me of a time a few years ago when i was chased by a goose.


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-20 23:49 [#00186365]
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THAT IS SOOO FUCKING COOL. It is.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:49 [#00186366]
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lol... goosed!


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:50 [#00186367]
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LOOK I ONLY HAVE EYES AND EARS NO MOUTH!!! I SPEAK THROUGH
TEXT AND TELEPATHY.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-20 23:51 [#00186368]
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Darth manchu, you remind me of an anaroxic owl I saw while
hallucinating as a child in hospital, waiting for the men
with masks to remove my apendex


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2002-04-20 23:51 [#00186369]
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oh and i have this wierd dot in my eye i call it the THIRD
PUPIL ;P


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 00:00 [#00186383]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



when i was little i always used to get things in my eyes,
and they always scratched my eyes.

it hurt when i shut my eyes, and sleeping with ur eyes open
is very hard!


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 00:02 [#00186384]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular | Followup to 010101: #00186368



I see you odd, and i'll go completely bonkers.

010101 you remind me of a phorianus glockenspiel. It spoke
to me and told me the secret of fire. After a while, it
gained my trust and then gave me a task: GO TO THE WHITE
HOUSE AND KILL THE QUEEN MOTHER.

That night i went to the white house (well it was a white
house) and i went inside and though to myself, "i need buns,
lots of buns" so i ran to the bakers oven and brought loads
of paterised and spilled some coke. Inside i met this bloke
called Rob and he told me that bees need knees for peas and
cheese. Which was a breeze for men like these.

I then ate the pengiun of desire and drank the marmot of
descovery, and woke up in a pile of my own filth.

True story.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 00:04 [#00186387]
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Thats one hell of an experience


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 00:07 [#00186390]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



Ketamine - not just for horses.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-04-21 00:09 [#00186392]
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I'd definately keep my ears.
You can see much better with them anyway.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 03:01 [#00186560]
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My eyes are currently on Salma fondeling herself...


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 03:22 [#00186599]
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I'd rather be deaf than blind.

Mind you, I am rather blind


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-21 03:34 [#00186611]
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This question no fun at all. Can't we loose our sence of
taste or something like that. I need to be able to see to
write music!!! Without one or the other either are useless.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-21 03:35 [#00186612]
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:)


 


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