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RussellDust
on 2018-07-19 21:07 [#02556960]
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* Sugar / salt * bread / tea (or coffe if that’s your fancy) * AMPI / Mermaidman * Bags / carpets * Trump / Putin * day / night * your mum / dad * BOC / Ae * tv / smartphone * Jeremy Kyle / Tom Cruise * religion / anarchy * Barack Obama / ceephax * Tony Blair / Noam Chomsky
I’ll do some more later. I had some terrible ones in mind but didn’t dare, even here! Feel free to make some!
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-19 22:00 [#02556961]
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i don't understand. why am i vs ampi by the way?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2018-07-19 22:54 [#02556962]
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not sure. i dont get it. russelldust is a strange guy who wont even take a free peech when i give one
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-20 01:09 [#02556964]
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I must say I appreciate that you seem puzzled, if not slightly offended that I would do such a thing.
I guess it has to be of importance and also meaningful, right? Maybe a dig somehere? It was random. How about checking the thread title; I was bored. Lighten up darlings!
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2018-07-20 03:05 [#02556965]
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you know what its like russell things can get really hotted up on a aphex twinforum
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-20 09:39 [#02556970]
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ok, we forgive you russell but next time don't forget; when someone gives you a free peach, you take it.
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-20 10:42 [#02556972]
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Thanks very much. You two really are forgiving. I’m sincerely sorry for my actions.
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-20 16:14 [#02556987]
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Ultimately that the was the only successful match, in this failure of a thread.
All has been said. The silence is deafening, I failed.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-20 16:17 [#02556989]
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you should tell us what you were thinking when you wrote obama vs ceephax at least
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-20 16:31 [#02556993]
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surely mirror universe Obama is lenny kravitz
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-20 16:35 [#02556994]
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ceephax / oracle
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-20 16:55 [#02556996]
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Stop trying to make sense of them. You all suck anyway.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2018-07-20 19:20 [#02557006]
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Unsolicited write-in answer here but I think Obara vs. Ceephax could be an interesting matchup. In a collaboratory sense.
Barack Obama might spit hot fire, though. Who am I to judge? Maybe a rap battle is called for? Does Ceephax rap? "Acid Crew" sounds like it might be a rap group, if you didn't know better.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-20 19:40 [#02557010]
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i was thinking something like an arm wrestle
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-20 19:50 [#02557012]
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in any case russell, this thread will remain forever. i'll make sure to bump it every now and then to ask you what your motive was to make this list. you confused all of us.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-07-20 21:07 [#02557013]
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Pussy / Ass
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-20 21:14 [#02557015]
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I was in a good mood, wanted to do something random, failed miserably.
I do remember an old belb thread with “torture vs”. That worked really well iirc.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-20 21:32 [#02557018]
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i'm sorry
orange vs bleu
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-20 23:31 [#02557023]
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damn some of these are tricky. ok: salt, bread, ampi, bags, trump (ugh what a choice), night, mum, ae, phone, tom, anarchy, ceephax, chomsky
how about: - armpits or arseholes? - beer or weed? - hairy or shaven? - immortal or undead? - legs or arms? - bass or drums? - friends or family? - bonbons or twiglets?
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 01:00 [#02557030]
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Armpits, weed, shaven haven, undead, arms, drums, friends, twiglets.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2018-07-21 01:04 [#02557031]
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ive got more points than you now
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2018-07-21 01:22 [#02557032]
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not really made u look tho
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 12:27 [#02557041]
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Just checked now! I don’t really see these points as something to be proud of to be honest with you! The points of shame.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-21 16:56 [#02557051]
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no context
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Chodi
from 1337V1773 on 2018-07-21 19:14 [#02557057]
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* Sugar, coffee, carpets, night, dad * BOC / Ae (Not in my library. on discogs..) * tv, Jeremy Kyle, * Barack Obama / ceephax (Never listened to either) * Noam Chomsky
> book smell / taste of pussy
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 19:50 [#02557064]
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Book. (Nearly always)
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 19:56 [#02557067]
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Mohamed hasn’t shown up. I was hoping for some mohamedness. Not that he answer my questions, I’m not bothered, but that he make a comment of some sort. This thread feels incomplete for many reasons.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-21 20:01 [#02557068]
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im waiting to get out, what do yuo want to talk about?
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Chodi
from 1337V1773 on 2018-07-21 20:23 [#02557072]
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Failed threads are poignant tales that are always to be told.
Like seconds on a clock.
*tick*
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 20:29 [#02557074]
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It’s a tale I’ll save for special occasions, yes.
I dunno, where are you getting out from?
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-21 20:29 [#02557075]
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That second sentence above was for you, sorry.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-21 21:00 [#02557080]
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this conversation has failed
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Chodi
from 1337V1773 on 2018-07-21 21:05 [#02557081]
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Wait. it did?
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-22 09:13 [#02557090]
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oh we were supposed to choose one of them sorry my fault
sugar, coffee, ampi, carpets, putin, day, your mom, ae, smartphone, ehh... who's jeremy kyle? anarchy, obama and chomsky
thank you very much
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-22 12:10 [#02557091]
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salt tea mohamaidman bags putin (i have a putin fridge magnet but not a trump one) night dad ae today tv jezza religion obama blair
arseholes beer hairy immortal arms drums friends twiglets
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-22 12:13 [#02557092]
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drowning / being stabbed to death fingers as long as your legs / legs as long as your fingers mcdonalds / burger king oasis / blur falling from the 15th floor / falling from the 5th floor nose picking / bum scratching transvestite / transsexual fridge magnets / post cards colouring in / join the dots 100 ft tall / 1 inch tall dragon dildo / rubber arm
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-22 12:50 [#02557094]
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belb's: armpits mushed into arseholes, weed, hairy, immortal, arms, drums, family, bonbons
indeksical's: drowning, fingers, mcdonalds, blur, 5th, bum scratching, gay, fridge magnet, coloring in, 100 ft tall dragon dildo
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2018-07-22 18:47 [#02557105]
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pooping in the toilet / pooping in ur dipey
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-22 19:53 [#02557106]
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stabbed to death, i know drowning is supposed to be peaceful but i feel like i'd be panic-stricken. pain i can deal with
fingers as long as your legs, you'd be like mr tickle mcdonalds. banana milkshakes from maccy's are badman blur for their s/t and 13, top albums falling from the 5th floor nose picking, i love winkling out a stubborn bogey transsexual i suppose but i've seen many fabulous trans people of all persuasions
fridge magnets colouring in but those adult colouring books are lame 1 inch tall, you'd be like pickle rick (of rick & morty fame)
rubber arm like rod hull on fist of fun
nice questions, lemme think of a few and report back
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-22 20:04 [#02557107]
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That’s what I meant by the old belb thread, and I hate those! Oh speak of the devil, and now he answers! Rude. :(
Apparently drowning is quite pleasant once you’ve finally inhaled.
Legs, Burger King, Blur, 5th, nose, transvestite, magnets, colour in (as a child it would have possibly been join the dots), 1 inch, sigh what? The less painful one.
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-22 20:05 [#02557108]
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Ah shit soz belb my Sunday brain forgot you were the first the participate! And that’s how I thank you!
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-22 20:16 [#02557109]
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haha no worries you senile sod :)
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-22 22:22 [#02557110]
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guys shhh! there is a ghostdog in the forum! hope it's not poppydog's!
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-23 00:07 [#02557111]
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- discover the loch ness monster or have a sasquatch as your secret best friend?
- have a magic hat that you can talk to or ability to control weather?
- be an assassin with b.o. or a wizard with dandruff? - have no thumbs oŕ no knees? - always be hungry or always be full?
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-23 10:36 [#02557112]
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belb my friend this one is the easiest by faaaar
-sasquatch as my bestie -ability to control weather -wizard with dandruff -now this one is tricky cause no thumbs means you can't hold anything easily. but no thumbs still
-always full
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-08 21:21 [#02558170]
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Saudi Arabia / Canada
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RussellDust
on 2018-08-08 21:28 [#02558171]
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Have you ever replied to me, I can keep up I guess, wrote twice to you!
Yeah I’d rather live in Canada, I’d be out more I think, nature is crazy there and more polyvalent. Not sure I’d fit in in Saudi Arabia l, unless I was very wealthy maybe. I understand that this may be a false assumption though.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2018-08-08 21:30 [#02558172]
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salt, coffee, mermaid, carpets, putin, day, dad, AE, smartphone, tom cruise (who's jeremy kyle?), anarchy, ceephax, nim chimpsky, ass, arseholes, weed, shaven, immortal, arms, drums, friends, what's a twiglet?
i feel like i'm picking a collection of random words to generate a cryptographic key or something
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-08 21:47 [#02558176]
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I did! I said:
"Rusty of House Dust!
Yes we did, though I knew you as RussellDust! It's been so long, I had actually forgotten you were also Hobbes. So, in
retrospect, it would appear I've known you as both.
We are old timers, of the fart variety. How are you, dude?"
Happy to ask again. How's life? :)
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-09 17:04 [#02558260]
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Prodigy vs Aphex Twin. Underworld vs Aphex Twin. Orbital vs Aphex Twin. Daft Punk vs Aphex Twin. Chemical Bros. vs Aphex Twin. Bentley Rhythm Ace vs Aphex Twin.
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