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The (very) childish versus thread
 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-19 21:07 [#02556960]
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* Sugar / salt
* bread / tea (or coffe if that’s your fancy)
* AMPI / Mermaidman
* Bags / carpets
* Trump / Putin
* day / night
* your mum / dad
* BOC / Ae
* tv / smartphone
* Jeremy Kyle / Tom Cruise
* religion / anarchy
* Barack Obama / ceephax
* Tony Blair / Noam Chomsky

I’ll do some more later. I had some terrible ones in mind
but didn’t dare, even here! Feel free to make some!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-19 22:00 [#02556961]
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i don't understand. why am i vs ampi by the way?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2018-07-19 22:54 [#02556962]
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not sure. i dont get it.
russelldust is a strange guy who wont even take a free peech
when i give one


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-20 01:09 [#02556964]
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I must say I appreciate that you seem puzzled, if not
slightly offended that I would do such a thing.

I guess it has to be of importance and also meaningful,
right? Maybe a dig somehere? It was random. How about
checking the thread title; I was bored. Lighten up darlings!



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2018-07-20 03:05 [#02556965]
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you know what its like russell things can get really hotted
up on a aphex twinforum


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-20 09:39 [#02556970]
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ok, we forgive you russell but next time don't forget; when
someone gives you a free peach, you take it.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-20 10:42 [#02556972]
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Thanks very much. You two really are forgiving. I’m
sincerely sorry for my actions.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-20 16:14 [#02556987]
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Ultimately that the was the only successful match, in this
failure of a thread.

All has been said. The silence is deafening, I failed.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-20 16:17 [#02556989]
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you should tell us what you were thinking when you wrote
obama vs ceephax at least


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-20 16:31 [#02556993]
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surely mirror universe Obama is lenny kravitz


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-20 16:35 [#02556994]
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ceephax / oracle


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-20 16:55 [#02556996]
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Stop trying to make sense of them. You all suck anyway.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-07-20 19:20 [#02557006]
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Unsolicited write-in answer here but I think Obara vs.
Ceephax could be an interesting matchup. In a collaboratory
sense.

Barack Obama might spit hot fire, though. Who am I to judge?
Maybe a rap battle is called for? Does Ceephax rap? "Acid
Crew" sounds like it might be a rap group, if you didn't
know better.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-20 19:40 [#02557010]
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i was thinking something like an arm wrestle


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-20 19:50 [#02557012]
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in any case russell, this thread will remain forever. i'll
make sure to bump it every now and then to ask you what your
motive was to make this list. you confused all of us.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-07-20 21:07 [#02557013]
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Pussy / Ass


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-20 21:14 [#02557015]
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I was in a good mood, wanted to do something random, failed
miserably.
I do remember an old belb thread with “torture vs”. That
worked really well iirc.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-20 21:32 [#02557018]
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i'm sorry

orange vs bleu


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-20 23:31 [#02557023]
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damn some of these are tricky. ok: salt, bread, ampi, bags,
trump (ugh what a choice), night, mum, ae, phone, tom,
anarchy, ceephax, chomsky

how about:
- armpits or arseholes?
- beer or weed?
- hairy or shaven?
- immortal or undead?
- legs or arms?
- bass or drums?
- friends or family?
- bonbons or twiglets?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 01:00 [#02557030]
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Armpits, weed, shaven haven, undead, arms, drums, friends,
twiglets.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2018-07-21 01:04 [#02557031]
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ive got more points than you now


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2018-07-21 01:22 [#02557032]
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not really made u look tho


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 12:27 [#02557041]
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Just checked now! I don’t really see these points as
something to be proud of to be honest with you! The points
of shame.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-21 16:56 [#02557051]
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no context


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1LL3 (United States) on 2018-07-21 19:14 [#02557057]
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* Sugar, coffee, carpets, night, dad
* BOC / Ae (Not in my library. on discogs..)
* tv, Jeremy Kyle,
* Barack Obama / ceephax (Never listened to either)
* Noam Chomsky

> book smell / taste of pussy


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 19:50 [#02557064]
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Book. (Nearly always)


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 19:56 [#02557067]
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Mohamed hasn’t shown up. I was hoping for some
mohamedness. Not that he answer my questions, I’m not
bothered, but that he make a comment of some sort. This
thread feels incomplete for many reasons.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-21 20:01 [#02557068]
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im waiting to get out, what do yuo want to talk about?


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1LL3 (United States) on 2018-07-21 20:23 [#02557072]
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Failed threads are poignant tales that are always to be
told.
Like seconds on a clock.

*tick*


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 20:29 [#02557074]
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It’s a tale I’ll save for special occasions, yes.

I dunno, where are you getting out from?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-21 20:29 [#02557075]
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That second sentence above was for you, sorry.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-07-21 21:00 [#02557080]
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this conversation has failed


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1LL3 (United States) on 2018-07-21 21:05 [#02557081]
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Wait. it did?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-22 09:13 [#02557090]
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oh we were supposed to choose one of them sorry my fault

sugar, coffee, ampi, carpets, putin, day, your mom, ae,
smartphone, ehh... who's jeremy kyle? anarchy, obama and
chomsky

thank you very much



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-22 12:10 [#02557091]
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salt
tea
mohamaidman
bags
putin (i have a putin fridge magnet but not a trump one)
night
dad
ae today
tv
jezza
religion
obama
blair

arseholes
beer
hairy
immortal
arms
drums
friends
twiglets


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-22 12:13 [#02557092]
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drowning / being stabbed to death
fingers as long as your legs / legs as long as your fingers
mcdonalds / burger king
oasis / blur
falling from the 15th floor / falling from the 5th floor
nose picking / bum scratching
transvestite / transsexual
fridge magnets / post cards
colouring in / join the dots
100 ft tall / 1 inch tall
dragon dildo / rubber arm


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-22 12:50 [#02557094]
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belb's: armpits mushed into arseholes, weed, hairy,
immortal, arms, drums, family, bonbons

indeksical's: drowning, fingers, mcdonalds, blur, 5th, bum
scratching, gay, fridge magnet, coloring in, 100 ft tall
dragon dildo


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-07-22 18:47 [#02557105]
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pooping in the toilet / pooping in ur dipey


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-22 19:53 [#02557106]
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stabbed to death, i know drowning is supposed to be peaceful
but i feel like i'd be panic-stricken. pain i can deal with
fingers as long as your legs, you'd be like mr tickle
mcdonalds. banana milkshakes from maccy's are badman
blur for their s/t and 13, top albums
falling from the 5th floor
nose picking, i love winkling out a stubborn bogey
transsexual i suppose but i've seen many fabulous trans
people of all persuasions
fridge magnets
colouring in but those adult colouring books are lame
1 inch tall, you'd be like pickle rick (of rick & morty
fame)
rubber arm like rod hull on fist of fun

nice questions, lemme think of a few and report back


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-22 20:04 [#02557107]
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That’s what I meant by the old belb thread, and I hate
those! Oh speak of the devil, and now he answers! Rude. :(

Apparently drowning is quite pleasant once you’ve finally
inhaled.

Legs, Burger King, Blur, 5th, nose, transvestite, magnets,
colour in (as a child it would have possibly been join the
dots), 1 inch, sigh what? The less painful one.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-22 20:05 [#02557108]
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Ah shit soz belb my Sunday brain forgot you were the first
the participate! And that’s how I thank you!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-22 20:16 [#02557109]
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haha no worries you senile sod :)


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-22 22:22 [#02557110]
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guys shhh! there is a ghostdog in the forum! hope it's not
poppydog's!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-07-23 00:07 [#02557111]
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- discover the loch ness monster or have a sasquatch as your
secret best friend?
- have a magic hat that you can talk to or ability to
control weather?
- be an assassin with b.o. or a wizard with dandruff?
- have no thumbs oŕ no knees?
- always be hungry or always be full?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-07-23 10:36 [#02557112]
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belb my friend this one is the easiest by faaaar

-sasquatch as my bestie
-ability to control weather
-wizard with dandruff
-now this one is tricky cause no thumbs means you can't hold
anything easily. but no thumbs still
-always full


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-08 21:21 [#02558170]
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Saudi Arabia / Canada


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-08 21:28 [#02558171]
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Have you ever replied to me, I can keep up I guess, wrote
twice to you!

Yeah I’d rather live in Canada, I’d be out more I think,
nature is crazy there and more polyvalent. Not sure I’d
fit in in Saudi Arabia l, unless I was very wealthy maybe. I
understand that this may be a false assumption though.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-08-08 21:30 [#02558172]
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salt, coffee, mermaid, carpets, putin, day, dad, AE,
smartphone, tom cruise (who's jeremy kyle?), anarchy,
ceephax, nim chimpsky, ass, arseholes, weed, shaven,
immortal, arms, drums, friends, what's a twiglet?

i feel like i'm picking a collection of random words to
generate a cryptographic key or something


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2018-08-08 21:47 [#02558176]
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I did! I said:

"Rusty of House Dust!

Yes we did, though I knew you as RussellDust! It's been so
long, I had actually forgotten you were also Hobbes. So, in

retrospect, it would appear I've known you as both.

We are old timers, of the fart variety. How are you, dude?"

Happy to ask again. How's life? :)


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-09 17:04 [#02558260]
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Prodigy vs Aphex Twin.
Underworld vs Aphex Twin.
Orbital vs Aphex Twin.
Daft Punk vs Aphex Twin.
Chemical Bros. vs Aphex Twin.
Bentley Rhythm Ace vs Aphex Twin.


 


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