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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:05 [#02555816]
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at the level of balls.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 18:18 [#02555817]
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you need to aerate your balls in this weather


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:40 [#02555818]
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actually its right under the arsehole. must be all those
whole wheat biscuits i had last winter and all the farts i
did. i just checked on wikipedia and that is has to say:

'A whole grain is a grain of any cereal and pseudocereal
that contains the endosperm, germ, and bran, in contrast to
refined grains, which retain only the endosperm.'


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:41 [#02555819]
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*what it has to say


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:16 [#02555820]
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your acrid farts dissolved the cotton


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:40 [#02555821]
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LOL you have to come, today a woman on the bench opened her
legs in front of me (but she had trousers)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:42 [#02555822]
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did you have your minge raygun with you?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:44 [#02555823]
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imagine if she opened her legs and she had a huge fart hole
in her trousers,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:45 [#02555824]
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ah well, it is really one of your delicatessen, it is your
own style.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:57 [#02555825]
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cant believe my fuckin eyes LOL they are staring at me from
the street, even with their boyfriends!!!!!!! im at the
second floor.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:00 [#02555826]
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seems like psycosis but its not!!!!


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 20:02 [#02555827]
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lol you didn't forget to take your pills did you?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:03 [#02555828]
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goddam i have to hide myself dont i


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:04 [#02555829]
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you're not using lynx body spray by any chance?


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 20:08 [#02555830]
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maybe they want to ask where you got your perm done


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:13 [#02555831]
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talc


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:16 [#02555832]
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the lols just write themselves™


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:19 [#02555833]
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5 seconds per spray, an admiral told me. its not to activate
fire alarm but also good for having a rule.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:22 [#02555834]
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were you in the navy?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:23 [#02555835]
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nope, it was a disabled people group guests into a vessel
owned by the military.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:26 [#02555836]
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ah ok, lol the admiral in the Italian navy uses lynx


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:26 [#02555837]
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ok.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 20:31 [#02555838]
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ok.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:32 [#02555839]
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was its a sort of government scheme to get disabled people
back into society?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:38 [#02555840]
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lol i am lolling and disgusted at the same time


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 20:41 [#02555841]
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LOOOL!!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-05 20:46 [#02555842]
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Why go anywhere else when you have xlt?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:47 [#02555843]
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its just it reminds me of the plot of one of those Pasolini
art house movies were they force a group of disabled people
to eat a big steam pile of shit off a silver platter


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:49 [#02555844]
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well.. nice, thinking about it


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-05 20:53 [#02555845]
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I could picture mohamed in Saló.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:53 [#02555846]
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ate very well on the vessel thanks for your concern, cooked
from the chef and the kitchen crew, some of us peeled
potatoes too.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:55 [#02555847]
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tell your friend mermaidman who has clearly mistaken himself
for a fascist despite he's a monkey


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-05 21:07 [#02555848]
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This is the second time you tell me to tell a member
something I’ve already posted on the board. I’m sure he
read that. Also I’m not on mermaidman’ “side” nor on
your “side”. I hope you “fight” forever over
whatever bullshit it is your fighting about.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:12 [#02555849]
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i dont say tell him because i want to use you as a puppet,
its a saying we have in italy that means something like
'dont talk to me' in regards of fascism in that case, since
you bring up Salo', i dont care what side are you on


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 21:13 [#02555850]
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mohamed just cause i love russelldust doesn't mean i don't
love you too


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:14 [#02555851]
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stop that dick an inch outside the death sign, you piece of
shit


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 21:20 [#02555852]
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lol you funny making me laugh


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:46 [#02555853]
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you truly are a swiss citizen by the way


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:46 [#02555854]
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lol, great, you can fuck off while you're there


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-05 21:59 [#02555855]
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hey don't forget about the women mohamed! they are coming to
get you!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-05 22:26 [#02555856]
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I’m not, but yes I see what you mean. I don’t mean to be
neutral in order to gain something though. I’m neutral
because I forget how it all started; and it’s
entertaining. Also, of course you care whose side I’m on!


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-06 14:47 [#02555873]
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Heartening to see Mo' channelling Withnail's "You can
stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're
at it"



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 17:36 [#02555874]
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i do care, and i was mad when i typed that. but you are
impartial and talk like my therapist, and i assure you thats
a good thing, but even therapists take sides in certain
circumstances (that have nothing to do with the internet),
and seeing the level of narration we have reached here at
xltronic you should have made a decision a long time ago.
man.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 18:09 [#02555875]
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mohamed i'm sorry for upsetting you my dear


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 18:35 [#02555876]
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it was RussellDust that made me mad, not you, stop trying to
attract my attention


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 18:37 [#02555877]
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have you shat in your pants lately or you just have quitted
cocaine mermaid


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 18:39 [#02555878]
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lol you clearly are not angry and your previous posts
weren't either


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 18:53 [#02555879]
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If mermaidman was a real nasty arsehole to you, I’d
probably intervene. I don’t believe you hate each other.

I have to push my shrink to tell me what he thinnks
sometimes. It can be frustrating.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-06 19:19 [#02555880]
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sizzling sexual tension in this thread.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 19:22 [#02555881]
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love is in the air


 


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