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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:05 [#02555816]
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at the level of balls.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 18:18 [#02555817]
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you need to aerate your balls in this weather
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:40 [#02555818]
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actually its right under the arsehole. must be all those whole wheat biscuits i had last winter and all the farts i did. i just checked on wikipedia and that is has to say:
'A whole grain is a grain of any cereal and pseudocereal that contains the endosperm, germ, and bran, in contrast to refined grains, which retain only the endosperm.'
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 18:41 [#02555819]
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*what it has to say
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:16 [#02555820]
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your acrid farts dissolved the cotton
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:40 [#02555821]
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LOL you have to come, today a woman on the bench opened her legs in front of me (but she had trousers)
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:42 [#02555822]
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did you have your minge raygun with you?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 19:44 [#02555823]
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imagine if she opened her legs and she had a huge fart hole in her trousers,
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:45 [#02555824]
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ah well, it is really one of your delicatessen, it is your own style.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 19:57 [#02555825]
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cant believe my fuckin eyes LOL they are staring at me from the street, even with their boyfriends!!!!!!! im at the second floor.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:00 [#02555826]
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seems like psycosis but its not!!!!
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 20:02 [#02555827]
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lol you didn't forget to take your pills did you?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:03 [#02555828]
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goddam i have to hide myself dont i
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:04 [#02555829]
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you're not using lynx body spray by any chance?
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 20:08 [#02555830]
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maybe they want to ask where you got your perm done
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:13 [#02555831]
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talc
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:16 [#02555832]
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the lols just write themselves™
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:19 [#02555833]
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5 seconds per spray, an admiral told me. its not to activate fire alarm but also good for having a rule.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:22 [#02555834]
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were you in the navy?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:23 [#02555835]
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nope, it was a disabled people group guests into a vessel owned by the military.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:26 [#02555836]
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ah ok, lol the admiral in the Italian navy uses lynx
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:26 [#02555837]
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ok.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 20:31 [#02555838]
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ok.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:32 [#02555839]
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was its a sort of government scheme to get disabled people back into society?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:38 [#02555840]
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lol i am lolling and disgusted at the same time
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 20:41 [#02555841]
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LOOOL!!
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-05 20:46 [#02555842]
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Why go anywhere else when you have xlt?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-05 20:47 [#02555843]
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its just it reminds me of the plot of one of those Pasolini art house movies were they force a group of disabled people to eat a big steam pile of shit off a silver platter
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:49 [#02555844]
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well.. nice, thinking about it
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-05 20:53 [#02555845]
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I could picture mohamed in Saló.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:53 [#02555846]
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ate very well on the vessel thanks for your concern, cooked from the chef and the kitchen crew, some of us peeled potatoes too.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 20:55 [#02555847]
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tell your friend mermaidman who has clearly mistaken himself for a fascist despite he's a monkey
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-05 21:07 [#02555848]
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This is the second time you tell me to tell a member something I’ve already posted on the board. I’m sure he read that. Also I’m not on mermaidman’ “side” nor on your “side”. I hope you “fight” forever over whatever bullshit it is your fighting about.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:12 [#02555849]
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i dont say tell him because i want to use you as a puppet, its a saying we have in italy that means something like 'dont talk to me' in regards of fascism in that case, since you bring up Salo', i dont care what side are you on
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 21:13 [#02555850]
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mohamed just cause i love russelldust doesn't mean i don't love you too
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:14 [#02555851]
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stop that dick an inch outside the death sign, you piece of shit
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 21:20 [#02555852]
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lol you funny making me laugh
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:46 [#02555853]
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you truly are a swiss citizen by the way
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-05 21:46 [#02555854]
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lol, great, you can fuck off while you're there
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-05 21:59 [#02555855]
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hey don't forget about the women mohamed! they are coming to get you!
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-05 22:26 [#02555856]
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I’m not, but yes I see what you mean. I don’t mean to be neutral in order to gain something though. I’m neutral because I forget how it all started; and it’s entertaining. Also, of course you care whose side I’m on!
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-06 14:47 [#02555873]
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Heartening to see Mo' channelling Withnail's "You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're at it"
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 17:36 [#02555874]
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i do care, and i was mad when i typed that. but you are impartial and talk like my therapist, and i assure you thats a good thing, but even therapists take sides in certain circumstances (that have nothing to do with the internet), and seeing the level of narration we have reached here at xltronic you should have made a decision a long time ago. man.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 18:09 [#02555875]
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mohamed i'm sorry for upsetting you my dear
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 18:35 [#02555876]
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it was RussellDust that made me mad, not you, stop trying to attract my attention
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 18:37 [#02555877]
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have you shat in your pants lately or you just have quitted cocaine mermaid
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 18:39 [#02555878]
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lol you clearly are not angry and your previous posts weren't either
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-06 18:53 [#02555879]
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If mermaidman was a real nasty arsehole to you, I’d probably intervene. I don’t believe you hate each other.
I have to push my shrink to tell me what he thinnks sometimes. It can be frustrating.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-06 19:19 [#02555880]
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sizzling sexual tension in this thread.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 19:22 [#02555881]
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love is in the air
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