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at the level of balls. |
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you need to aerate your balls in this weather |
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actually its right under the arsehole. must be all those whole wheat biscuits i had last winter and all the farts i did. i just checked on wikipedia and that is has to say: 'A whole grain is a grain of any cereal and pseudocereal that contains the endosperm, germ, and bran, in contrast to refined grains, which retain only the endosperm.' |
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*what it has to say |
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your acrid farts dissolved the cotton |
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LOL you have to come, today a woman on the bench opened her legs in front of me (but she had trousers) |
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did you have your minge raygun with you? |
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imagine if she opened her legs and she had a huge fart hole in her trousers, |
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ah well, it is really one of your delicatessen, it is your own style. |
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cant believe my fuckin eyes LOL they are staring at me from the street, even with their boyfriends!!!!!!! im at the second floor. |
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seems like psycosis but its not!!!! |
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lol you didn't forget to take your pills did you? |
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goddam i have to hide myself dont i |
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you're not using lynx body spray by any chance? |
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maybe they want to ask where you got your perm done |
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talc |
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the lols just write themselves™ |
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5 seconds per spray, an admiral told me. its not to activate fire alarm but also good for having a rule. |
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were you in the navy? |
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nope, it was a disabled people group guests into a vessel owned by the military. |
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ah ok, lol the admiral in the Italian navy uses lynx |
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ok. |
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ok. |
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was its a sort of government scheme to get disabled people back into society? |
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lol i am lolling and disgusted at the same time |
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LOOOL!! |
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Why go anywhere else when you have xlt? |
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its just it reminds me of the plot of one of those Pasolini art house movies were they force a group of disabled people to eat a big steam pile of shit off a silver platter |
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well.. nice, thinking about it |
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I could picture mohamed in Saló. |
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ate very well on the vessel thanks for your concern, cooked from the chef and the kitchen crew, some of us peeled potatoes too. |
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tell your friend mermaidman who has clearly mistaken himself for a fascist despite he's a monkey |
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This is the second time you tell me to tell a member something I’ve already posted on the board. I’m sure he read that. Also I’m not on mermaidman’ “side” nor on your “side”. I hope you “fight” forever over whatever bullshit it is your fighting about. |
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i dont say tell him because i want to use you as a puppet, its a saying we have in italy that means something like 'dont talk to me' in regards of fascism in that case, since you bring up Salo', i dont care what side are you on |
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mohamed just cause i love russelldust doesn't mean i don't love you too |
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stop that dick an inch outside the death sign, you piece of shit |
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lol you funny making me laugh |
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you truly are a swiss citizen by the way |
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lol, great, you can fuck off while you're there |
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hey don't forget about the women mohamed! they are coming to get you! |
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I’m not, but yes I see what you mean. I don’t mean to be neutral in order to gain something though. I’m neutral because I forget how it all started; and it’s entertaining. Also, of course you care whose side I’m on! |
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Heartening to see Mo' channelling Withnail's "You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're at it" |
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i do care, and i was mad when i typed that. but you are impartial and talk like my therapist, and i assure you thats a good thing, but even therapists take sides in certain circumstances (that have nothing to do with the internet), and seeing the level of narration we have reached here at xltronic you should have made a decision a long time ago. man. |
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mohamed i'm sorry for upsetting you my dear |
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it was RussellDust that made me mad, not you, stop trying to attract my attention |
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have you shat in your pants lately or you just have quitted cocaine mermaid |
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lol you clearly are not angry and your previous posts weren't either |
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If mermaidman was a real nasty arsehole to you, I’d probably intervene. I don’t believe you hate each other. I have to push my shrink to tell me what he thinnks sometimes. It can be frustrating. |
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sizzling sexual tension in this thread. |
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love is in the air |
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