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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:07 [#02555906]
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i have dismissed this thread for further gossip since your
aids virus took root


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 21:12 [#02555908]
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Should we all worry? Are you the only one with a parachute?
Is their a pilot anymore? Help. Me.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:16 [#02555911]
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the trip is over


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:17 [#02555912]
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get off the train


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 21:37 [#02555918]
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It’s a plane. Get with the program.

*as mo reads this, I take his ‘chute and jump off the
plane*

**what? I land on an island inhabited by hot mums with
dicks. I’m scared, and wish mohamed had jumped instead**


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:42 [#02555923]
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the program failed, as i slowly regain the sexual attraction
to mums without dicks, 7 years after my own mum died.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:42 [#02555924]
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everybody: 'oooooooooooh'


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 21:44 [#02555925]
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I don’t think liking hot mums has anything to do with
one’s actual mum. I’m sorry if you thought I was being
harsh, as you mention such an event I was not aware of.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:45 [#02555927]
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i think i know what im talking about, since i dont see a
pussy since 7 years.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 21:46 [#02555928]
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lol what the fuck


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:47 [#02555929]
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you dont have to be older than me to be right, same goes
with people that think that having kids entitles them to a
higher something, which happens only if youre actually good
at it i think,


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 21:50 [#02555930]
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ok.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-06 21:51 [#02555931]
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Maybe not as long as you, but I went nearly six years
without pussy at one time. I wasn’t even looking to be
honest, and I can’t say I liked myself much. But it
happens. You meet people, you meet someone, not matter how
improbable. I never went out during that time, and then by
chance I met someone, totally out of the blue. Now I’m
contemplating ending it, and again being alone. What I want
to say is that you might have three girlfriends before
meeting the one. Probability makes us think 7 years is a
terrible thing that will last. I disagree with that, and
hope you do too!


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 21:57 [#02555932]
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my what the fuck wasn't about that by the way


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:07 [#02555933]
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you dont see links between my mother's departure and the
death of my senses, other than my feelings, but it was the
last hit of a match i had with life that started bit too
early and made me mentally ill.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:08 [#02555934]
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thats what the next is gonna get


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:21 [#02555935]
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nobody cares, i am trying to talk with someone, please just
shut the fuck up?


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 22:30 [#02555936]
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lol and everyone comes here to read your blog, right. you
fragile snowflake


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:31 [#02555937]
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id push your tongue up your arsehole if i had you before me


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 22:33 [#02555938]
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lol sure you would


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:33 [#02555939]
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lol sure


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:37 [#02555940]
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by the wat this isnt a blog, its one of the rare moments i
start a thread in a site otherwise dead, at least with your
futile music comments which just makes it for the balloon
full of air that you are


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 22:40 [#02555941]
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it's one of the rare moments that he started a thread, you
better not miss it


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:43 [#02555942]
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wheres your public mermaidman, its all asleep


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:49 [#02555944]
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as mean for 5-13 years old target you have


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 23:02 [#02555946]
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ooooh very funny guy great joke


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 23:35 [#02555948]
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doesnt make you laugh, shitface?


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-07-06 23:45 [#02555951]
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shitface you have poops on your face


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-07 15:37 [#02555979]
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I’m sorry to read that. Wish I could find something better
to say. :C
I have faith in you.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 13:19 [#02556157]
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talking about trannies, today i saw one on the metro that
looked just like machete on the face, but thinner


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-09 17:37 [#02556171]
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Ha ha! I can picture it now!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 17:39 [#02556172]
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you should have slipped a note "challenge accepted" into his
bra


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 17:45 [#02556176]
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no joke will raise up my moral, now that im conscious that i
will have to refuse in case i have an occasion with that
chick, for moral reasons, and i said it all. one of the
hardest task of my life will be.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 17:50 [#02556178]
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Mo I wasn't trying to bait you, I know machete isn't your
type


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 17:52 [#02556179]
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i watched his bra out of curiosity, i bet he had nothing but
pecs in it. really no fantasies with that, even with all the
good willing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 19:41 [#02556192]
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sometimes you see women who have a little bit of facial hair
and look like men, perhaps she was all woman


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:46 [#02556193]
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not a pussy i would bang either. not like those tranny porn
movies where the woman with a dick fucks the male with the
pussy. his face was like the closest human available thing
to cortex.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-09 19:51 [#02556195]
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Do you like choo choo train porn? As in the tranny is
fucking a guy in the ass while she is also being given the
favour by another man or tranny. I can’t remember what the
record is, but a lot of carriage can be attached this way.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:52 [#02556196]
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nope, not into that shit.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:53 [#02556197]
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what kind of wicked brazilian stuff have you been watching


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:54 [#02556198]
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im not in favour of wanking at seeing a man being fucked, to
be honest


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-07-09 19:57 [#02556200]
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Sorry I thought you did. And no I don’t watch Brazilian
spit porn, nor “choo choo porn”. I like piss in my
videos.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:58 [#02556201]
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piss has attracted me for a short period of my life, when i
was young


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:02 [#02556202]
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a choo choo train, that's a new one on me


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:03 [#02556203]
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I think my ultimate fantasy would be being put into prison
and all the inmates and playboy bunnies and all the prison
guards are like Victoria secret models and they force me to
watch hot lesbian sex every night


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:04 [#02556204]
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male with a pussy? is that an inverse tranny?



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 20:06 [#02556206]
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100% male with a pussy. like chemical castration for the
eyes.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:30 [#02556216]
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you mean there are men who surgically get a vagina but don't
change anything else about themselves?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 20:32 [#02556217]
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i dunno how he got there. dont dig into it mate, preserve
your sexual sanity


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:34 [#02556218]
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yes that very sensible advice!


 


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