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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:07 [#02555906]
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i have dismissed this thread for further gossip since your aids virus took root
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-06 21:12 [#02555908]
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Should we all worry? Are you the only one with a parachute? Is their a pilot anymore? Help. Me.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:16 [#02555911]
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the trip is over
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:17 [#02555912]
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get off the train
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-06 21:37 [#02555918]
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It’s a plane. Get with the program.
*as mo reads this, I take his ‘chute and jump off the plane*
**what? I land on an island inhabited by hot mums with dicks. I’m scared, and wish mohamed had jumped instead**
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:42 [#02555923]
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the program failed, as i slowly regain the sexual attraction to mums without dicks, 7 years after my own mum died.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:42 [#02555924]
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everybody: 'oooooooooooh'
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-06 21:44 [#02555925]
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I don’t think liking hot mums has anything to do with one’s actual mum. I’m sorry if you thought I was being harsh, as you mention such an event I was not aware of.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:45 [#02555927]
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i think i know what im talking about, since i dont see a pussy since 7 years.
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 21:46 [#02555928]
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lol what the fuck
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 21:47 [#02555929]
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you dont have to be older than me to be right, same goes with people that think that having kids entitles them to a higher something, which happens only if youre actually good at it i think,
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 21:50 [#02555930]
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ok.
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-06 21:51 [#02555931]
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Maybe not as long as you, but I went nearly six years without pussy at one time. I wasn’t even looking to be honest, and I can’t say I liked myself much. But it happens. You meet people, you meet someone, not matter how improbable. I never went out during that time, and then by chance I met someone, totally out of the blue. Now I’m contemplating ending it, and again being alone. What I want to say is that you might have three girlfriends before meeting the one. Probability makes us think 7 years is a terrible thing that will last. I disagree with that, and hope you do too!
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 21:57 [#02555932]
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my what the fuck wasn't about that by the way
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:07 [#02555933]
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you dont see links between my mother's departure and the death of my senses, other than my feelings, but it was the last hit of a match i had with life that started bit too early and made me mentally ill.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:08 [#02555934]
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thats what the next is gonna get
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:21 [#02555935]
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nobody cares, i am trying to talk with someone, please just shut the fuck up?
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 22:30 [#02555936]
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lol and everyone comes here to read your blog, right. you fragile snowflake
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:31 [#02555937]
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id push your tongue up your arsehole if i had you before me
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 22:33 [#02555938]
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lol sure you would
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:33 [#02555939]
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lol sure
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:37 [#02555940]
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by the wat this isnt a blog, its one of the rare moments i start a thread in a site otherwise dead, at least with your futile music comments which just makes it for the balloon full of air that you are
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 22:40 [#02555941]
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it's one of the rare moments that he started a thread, you better not miss it
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:43 [#02555942]
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wheres your public mermaidman, its all asleep
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 22:49 [#02555944]
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as mean for 5-13 years old target you have
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 23:02 [#02555946]
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ooooh very funny guy great joke
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-06 23:35 [#02555948]
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doesnt make you laugh, shitface?
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mermaidman
on 2018-07-06 23:45 [#02555951]
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shitface you have poops on your face
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-07 15:37 [#02555979]
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I’m sorry to read that. Wish I could find something better to say. :C
I have faith in you.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 13:19 [#02556157]
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talking about trannies, today i saw one on the metro that looked just like machete on the face, but thinner
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-09 17:37 [#02556171]
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Ha ha! I can picture it now!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 17:39 [#02556172]
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you should have slipped a note "challenge accepted" into his bra
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 17:45 [#02556176]
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no joke will raise up my moral, now that im conscious that i will have to refuse in case i have an occasion with that chick, for moral reasons, and i said it all. one of the hardest task of my life will be.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 17:50 [#02556178]
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Mo I wasn't trying to bait you, I know machete isn't your type
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 17:52 [#02556179]
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i watched his bra out of curiosity, i bet he had nothing but pecs in it. really no fantasies with that, even with all the good willing
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 19:41 [#02556192]
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sometimes you see women who have a little bit of facial hair and look like men, perhaps she was all woman
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:46 [#02556193]
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not a pussy i would bang either. not like those tranny porn movies where the woman with a dick fucks the male with the pussy. his face was like the closest human available thing to cortex.
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-09 19:51 [#02556195]
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Do you like choo choo train porn? As in the tranny is fucking a guy in the ass while she is also being given the favour by another man or tranny. I can’t remember what the record is, but a lot of carriage can be attached this way.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:52 [#02556196]
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nope, not into that shit.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:53 [#02556197]
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what kind of wicked brazilian stuff have you been watching
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:54 [#02556198]
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im not in favour of wanking at seeing a man being fucked, to be honest
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RussellDust
on 2018-07-09 19:57 [#02556200]
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Sorry I thought you did. And no I don’t watch Brazilian spit porn, nor “choo choo porn”. I like piss in my videos.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 19:58 [#02556201]
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piss has attracted me for a short period of my life, when i was young
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:02 [#02556202]
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a choo choo train, that's a new one on me
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:03 [#02556203]
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I think my ultimate fantasy would be being put into prison and all the inmates and playboy bunnies and all the prison guards are like Victoria secret models and they force me to watch hot lesbian sex every night
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:04 [#02556204]
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male with a pussy? is that an inverse tranny?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 20:06 [#02556206]
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100% male with a pussy. like chemical castration for the eyes.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:30 [#02556216]
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you mean there are men who surgically get a vagina but don't change anything else about themselves?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2018-07-09 20:32 [#02556217]
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i dunno how he got there. dont dig into it mate, preserve your sexual sanity
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-07-09 20:34 [#02556218]
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yes that very sensible advice!
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