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offline RussellDust on 2018-05-22 20:01 [#02552553]
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In adverts. A highly detestable trend.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:06 [#02552554]
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Yes. The singing sisters bank ad needs shotgun blasts to
blow it all away.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-05-22 20:08 [#02552555]
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i have to admit i vastly prefer ken nordine samples in
hip-hop songs


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:15 [#02552560]
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I don't watch tv but when adverts its usually a really
annoyingly twee woman singing a shit cover version with an
ukulele,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-05-22 20:17 [#02552562]
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that would be an insurance ad


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:18 [#02552563]
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Every other ad has a black woman. Coz of diversity quotas or
something. Not that I really care. It is weird how they
rarely have chinese people or philipinos, cambodians,
vietnamese, south americans, or whoever. Diversity = black
chicks.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:22 [#02552564]
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yes most probably it is, id don't have time to check cos my
finger is poised on the off button!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:23 [#02552565]
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yeah the kind of diversity im interested in is some normal
bloke like yourself hitting his thumb with a hammer and
going "owww fuck" that would make me consider insurance


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:24 [#02552566]
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are you going to do some more vids?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:25 [#02552567]
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it's not real diversity until you have tibettan buddhist
monks in your ad


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:32 [#02552568]
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this guy from manchester added me on facebook
didnt like him much so i blocked deleted his ass
because he added my cousin and was saying annoying shit and
asking for my address and stuff, kind of put me off doing
videos
ive met loads of cool musicians through facebook, but this
was the first time i had to block someone that found me via
soundcloud
it's kind of a downside to using your real name and image
when promoting your music, but i dont regret putting my name
and photo out there (yet)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:33 [#02552569]
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weird wonder what his major malfunction was


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-05-22 20:33 [#02552570]
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black people simply provide optimum racial and luma
contrast.

if you go with an asian guy he'll just quietly blend into
the background and your ad will not seem diverse in the
slightest


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:36 [#02552571]
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giffgaff have a really hot chinese chick on their ad in
swimsuit (but i went with tesco mobile hehe which doesnt
even advertise)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:36 [#02552572]
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I must say people on the internet seem pathologically
obsessed with race and grand narratives whatever happened to
finding out what someone is like as an individual


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:38 [#02552573]
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he said he was autistic, so that's a shame, but after one
week i couldnt tolerate his ass any longer


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:39 [#02552575]
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with poetry, that's a work of art and using a work of art to
sell products and services cheapens and trivialises that
artwork

(lol)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:40 [#02552576]
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yes its a shame, you did the right thing in the long run


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-05-22 20:44 [#02552577]
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before we watched deadpool 2, the cinema took a photo of me
and my cousin in front of a big sign for the film. the girl
complimented my hawaiian shirt (hehe). anyway she said we
could find the pic on facebook. so the next day i messaged
them and asked where the photo was, then that guy replied
underneath that the photo was in the girl's toilets. so the
cinema staff saw his stupid message.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-22 20:58 [#02552578]
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yeah I can see why you blocked him now


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2018-05-23 04:52 [#02552580]
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poetry is meant 2 b spoken


 

offline freqy on 2018-05-23 05:25 [#02552582]
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I saw a poet once in a poet club thing.

and between a few lines he would say:

" thank you ....mmm thank you! thank you...lovely... thank
you"

then carry on talking for just 10 seconds...

and again ...." thank you ....thank you very much...mm thank
you"

hahahaah. but no one was clapppig or doing anything. the
room was quiet. it was really really weird.

i could not tell if he was serious,..or acting this
character. lol



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-05-23 11:28 [#02552588]
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Don’t be a clever clogs. I thought the same through, and
googled before making he thread. It’s avout the style and
delivery. It’s about banks, and freedom.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2018-05-24 00:30 [#02552664]
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well i dont know wut this thread is about i dont watch tv
are u saying ppl are doing slam poetry in tv ads now


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-05-24 16:47 [#02552705]
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Yes, in an attempt for brands to appear more human.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-06-14 22:18 [#02554193]
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hyperflake

haha, that guy found me on ebay and sent me a "nice"
message

motherfucker

cant get rid of his ass
blocked him on facebook, blocked him on soundcloud, tried to
block him on ebay (hope it works)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-06-15 14:57 [#02554208]
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id tell him if he bothers you again that you will contact
the police for harassment


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-15 18:13 [#02554243]
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I’d suggest blocking him wherever you can, as you’re
doing, and totally ignoring him. If you don’t engage
he’ll get bored. If even after that it still goes on then
contact the police, but I wouldn’t talk to him or reply
for now.


 

offline freqy on 2018-06-15 18:21 [#02554245]
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dont sell anything on that account.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-06-16 09:25 [#02554284]
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The following message was sent to you through the contact
form on your Bandcamp page.

whatever it was I typed that you didnt like, I'm sorry. I
dont care enough to attempt to contact after this message
though. proper harsh of you to block me on soundcloud, after
I have been sharing your work. You've misunderstood or
something, coz Ive done nothing wrong! and been nothing but
nice to you. I hope you become happy and overcome all of
your problems :-) all the best...

Some info about the sender, Graham (Burt)

bdacid0303@gmail.com

IP: 2.98.1.235

WHOIS: http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/2.98.1.235


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-06-16 09:25 [#02554285]
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"Stop contacting me. I am not and will never be interested
in you! Please waste your time on someone besides me.
Capeesh?!"

No problem. Still like your tunes, but clearly you’re
bat-shit crazy!
Hope you get well.....eventually.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-06-16 09:57 [#02554287]
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I don’t think I get it. Your second to last message is
what he sent, and your last is what you sent? He seems
nicer!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-06-16 11:21 [#02554288]
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umbro is turning into Fah+thats why i am not getting my ass
into that shit ever


 


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