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so there can be many reasons for bumhole illnesses apparently. you sit on cold? bumhole ill. you get diarrhea? bumhole ill. you constipated? bumhole ill. bumhole sex? bumhole ill. i wiped my ass a little hard cause i'm compulsive and it bled a little. no gay sex for me for a while. please don't post links. thank you. |
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just cause it's titled bumhole illnesses doesn't mean this thread has to be about bumhole illnesses. please feel free to share anything you like. p.s. my bumhole is fine. |
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Well, even if it's not strictly about bumhole illness I think any posts in here should at least be about bumholes; bumhole anecdotes, funny bumhole stories, bumhole culture and, most importantly, bumhole health and happiness. Let's be honest here, we could all treat our own bumholes with a little more care and respect, am I right? Take a few moments out, doesn't have to be right now but, you know, soon, to get to know your bumhole. Make friends with it. Pay it a compliment; maybe after noisily passing gas you could look at it and say "I think you've got a great sense of humour" |
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yeah, i actually felt bad for wiping my bumhole too much. i have said i'm sorry and promised that i'll take much better care of it. |
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When your bumhole is irritated, try a little zinc cream, also known as ihle's paste, on your bumhole. Magic. You may actually feel your bumhole smile. |
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cant you just wash it |
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thank you fleetmouse i'll try it for sure. |
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do you wash it after every poop? |
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yes, unless i poop at work, which i do only in case of extreme urgency |
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i use marseille soap, 100% vegetal |
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nice |
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i thank my lucky stars i have a healthy and happy bumhole. our relationship has had its ups and downs over the years, and i'm not scared to admit i've even shed a few tears for it after a particularly violent curry. but my bumhole has always come through - here's to a long and bummy future. cheers! *raises bottle of ipecac* |
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I bleed a lot. |
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do you mean like emotionally or..? |
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I mean that I have periods (lol) when I bleed a lot, from there. I mean a lot too. It can be quite scary. |
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russell did you see a doctor? |
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if you rise up to a sitting position while shitting your whole body acts like a big play doh press I find. |
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Rise up to a sitting position from what other position? Oh do you mean rising from the seat as you let one out? |
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no lol, sort of start off leaning forward then lean back as you crimp one off |
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One woman who is an apparent authority on the matter and wrote a book,I forget her name, says the healthiest way to shit would be on all fours. Something tells I’ll die not having tried that. |
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i'm pretty sure someone sometime took a shit doing a handstand |
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I saw some blueprints for a centrifuge to help women give birth ones, use of centripetal force. Im sure it could be used to gradually dislodge a large turd |
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Fav+ |
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freemason initiation ceremony ive heard |
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I want to say that I've bhad a remarkably happy bumhole summer despite the use of many greasy food (fish and chips) and super hot chili sauces I put it down to my crackpot ingestion of flaxseed oil, which is known to modulate amygdala function and reduce anxiety - which can manifest as bumhole clenching. |
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I guess what I am saying is free your mind and your ass will follow |
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i made a short poem: topological donughts are we digestive fax machines all ouputs are uniform brown |
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