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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-06 01:51 [#02545929]
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who is pumped for this
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-06 10:19 [#02545942]
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haha the flying pansies
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-06 12:19 [#02545946]
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the bad cgi is just icing, the real meat of this honker is the clumsy dialogue, wooden delivery and halloween rental grade costumes
two hours of the future president of the united states with sequins glued to her forehead like a cheesy space 1999 alien, jesus
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-03-06 12:22 [#02545947]
Points: 31006 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #02545946
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yeah it looks like avatar crossed with sound of music, crossed with inception crossed with interstellar with oprah winfrey, i.e. its a bag of shite
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-03-06 16:15 [#02545968]
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There's a level of show biz success inconsistent with good work because no one will say no to you. This is why Lucas's prequels were bullshit.
[Oprah standing before a mirror as wardrobe and makeup people scuttle about like worker ants] MORE shower curtains! MORE sequins!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2018-03-06 18:33 [#02545978]
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It will be loved because of Ava DuWhatsherface
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2018-03-10 01:31 [#02546300]
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i thought this was going to be about the book. which is very good....
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2018-03-10 01:39 [#02546303]
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ursula k leguin is rolling in her grave
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wavephace
from off the chain on 2018-05-17 23:32 [#02551945]
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i actually watched this in a theater on the week end (first movie i saw in theater since lady ghostbusters) i didnt have a problem with the costumes there kinda fun in a campy way but the plot (things just happen 4 no reason) and boring good vs evil premise were weak sauce
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-05-17 23:37 [#02551946]
Points: 31006 Status: Lurker | Followup to wavephace: #02551945
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I saw ready player one last week, it sensory overload in a bad way, all these films now are for Ritalin addled kids with the attention span of a gnat, it wasn't terrible but it was just like having your eyeballs raped by a strobing colour chart
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