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My xlt dream (bastards)
 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 11:15 [#02545017]
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A few of you were at my place, I had invited you over to
stay the weekend.
Most of you regulars were there, hyperflake, Umbro, indeks,
mo... i think lol was there.

You were all being a bit weird with me. At one point I’m
alone for a bit, and then see you all in the front room,
eating. I ask you if you got anything for me, to which
Indeks says “no!”, as Umbro starts laughing. I ask you
all if you think it’s cool the way you’re acting, I
invite you all and you basically ignore me, to which I get a
general “yes”.

Feeling a bit deflated, I tell you that you might as well
leave, and within a second you’re all gone.

I was sat there in my flat thinking “why?”.

Bastards.


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-24 11:16 [#02545018]
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How beastly of them!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 11:52 [#02545019]
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I apologise for my dream visages behaviour.




 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 11:54 [#02545020]
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Obv only faces I knew, so no freqy. I think belb gave me a
smile though, a compassionate one!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 11:55 [#02545021]
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I know. And now hyperflake wants me to accept his apology!


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-02-24 11:57 [#02545022]
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should've invited me and freqy!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 12:05 [#02545023]
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Ah yeah, I’m sure you’d have gotten me some takeaway!

I don’t know what freqy looks like, so it would have been
difficult to dream.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 12:19 [#02545024]
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Freqy could have appeared as a talking dog wearing lipstick
like his avatar


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 12:26 [#02545025]
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Of course freqy could have appeared in many ways. To be fair
I can’t remember much, maybe I’m omitting some people.

Anyway, not the greatest of times, so I guess that reflects
in my dreams.

It was especially Umbro and Indeks; probably because of they
met recently. Knowing they gossiped, and knowing that I’m
an arsehole, it seems the focus in the dream was on them.
Really nasty, mocking laughter! I do rem belb though trying
to say something.

:D


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 12:27 [#02545026]
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I think i must have something wrong with my brain, my gf is
always having dreams im leaving her, but its hard for me to
relate to dreams with emotional content as my dreams often
dont have anyone in them or emotional content for that
matter


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 12:31 [#02545027]
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Nothing wrong with you, mate!

I don’t often dream like that, but yes I did feel a bit
shit in the dream, yet another pet of me seemed to think I
deserved it.


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-24 12:35 [#02545028]
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As lipstick puppy I would have "Yapped" at them and brought
them all into line!



 

offline freqy on 2018-02-24 12:36 [#02545029]
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and talked about further robot updates and stuff.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-02-24 12:48 [#02545030]
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thats funny


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-02-24 12:54 [#02545031]
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as a lipistick puppy i would have kicked you in the ass
freqy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 12:56 [#02545032]
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looool


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-02-24 13:17 [#02545033]
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haha, dreambelb has got your back man


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 13:19 [#02545034]
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Yup! You were chilling in a corner, you were the free
spirit.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 13:35 [#02545035]
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Awww!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 13:59 [#02545038]
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imagine me having a dream that i was going to meet up with
all you guys and we were going to listen to some mind
bendingly good music like new aphex album or something and i
arrived and it turned out you were all lying to me and your
actually a group of morris dancers and real ale enthusiasts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 14:00 [#02545039]
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to be honest id still try to join in


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 14:15 [#02545040]
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Sounds like me tbh, did I spit food everywhere and taunt you
by throwing half of it on the floor and trading it in to
your carpet?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 14:15 [#02545041]
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Treading of course


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-02-24 21:37 [#02545066]
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You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:05 [#02545067]
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Oh, so I notice I wasn't invited to this weekend stay over
in Rusty's subconscious slumber adventures?

I KNEW you all HATE me?

It's because everytime I post on a thread it's always to try
and change the focus to be about me isn't?

Well, I'm not a narcissist. I just happen to mean an
incredible amount to me.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 22:08 [#02545069]
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you were the distorted/chattering homunculus stalking
amongst the packet of empty crisps behind Russels sofa


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:12 [#02545071]
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I do do that.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 22:16 [#02545073]
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yeah lets all mentally focus and haunt Russell's dreams
tonight, I'll take frontal lobe


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:25 [#02545077]
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Good call. I'm going in as a normal person until later on in
the dream when I inexplicably turn into an OWL.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 22:26 [#02545078]
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Poor Russell, sweet dreams!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 22:27 [#02545079]
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yes a gigantic owl that carriers umbroman away to feather
your nest


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:33 [#02545082]
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Sure, makes sense. Umbroman looks snuggly like a Doozer from
Fraggle Rock, and obviously an industrious master craftsman
with it too.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 22:35 [#02545083]
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yeah he does actually, I'm sure he wont mind me saying

He looks like the sort of guy who can get things done


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:42 [#02545086]
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You betcha.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-24 23:26 [#02545096]
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Sorry, Clifton, you might have been there. You’re def part
of the family.

Yes Indeks, you spat your food on the floor, emptied all the
takeaways on my carpet, took your trousers off, sat in the
warm food pile, and masturbated (while cackling). All this
while browsing through angling magazines.

Ok I look forward to tonight’s dream! Things will be
different! Or not, and I’ll spend it cleaning up Indeks’
mess.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-24 23:41 [#02545097]
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Well in my defence have you seen the Angling Times
centrefolds?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-02-25 05:20 [#02545104]
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I apologise for my dream visages behaviour.

this is right out of an anne tyler novel... breathing
lessons, i think. the black man with the non-broken hubcap,
i think


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-25 17:06 [#02545132]
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Ha ha!

Well, I had plenty of dreams, and none of you cunts turned
up.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-25 20:51 [#02545137]
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would be quite a good album title thinking about it


 


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