Worst things that can happen to you | xltronic messageboard
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
Now online (1)
-crazone
...and 10 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2532760
Today 36
Topics 123281
  
 
Messageboard index
Worst things that can happen to you
 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 09:47 [#02543903]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Pouring an unboiled kettle in to your mug

Ingrowing hair inside your nose

What else?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 09:56 [#02543904]
Points: 2659 Status: Regular



To still be under the yoke of the libido past the age of 25.



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-09 10:25 [#02543907]
Points: 11522 Status: Addict



Ingrowing nose hair sounds annoying. I guess these are just
annoying things, because I could think of very horrible
things that could happen! But I guess you didn’t mean
death!

Not fond of having horrid stomach pains, while liquid
power-shitting and at the same time vomiting in the sink.

And then there’s no hot water, which means no saviour
bath.



 

offline jtalton from Nagoya (Japan) on 2018-02-09 10:39 [#02543908]
Points: 338 Status: Regular



listen to the latest Hardcore History podcast, and thats the
worst shit that can happen
HH


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 10:43 [#02543909]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to jtalton: #02543908



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 10:43 [#02543910]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



also anyone seen the film midnight express, that was
pretty bad


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:07 [#02543912]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



Someone changes the toaster setting without telling you



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:08 [#02543913]
Points: 2659 Status: Regular



Someone in the office just broke out some Vegan Jerky.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:15 [#02543914]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to SignedUpToLOL: #02543913



im just imagining a really stringy flat carrot


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:16 [#02543915]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to Indeksical: #02543912



yes thats a mild annoyance. one that really annoys me is
when gf puts all here dirty dishes in the sink, i have to
take them out again to wash them


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:24 [#02543916]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Followup to SignedUpToLOL: #02543913 | Show recordbag



That's a real horror story. Made me shiver


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:24 [#02543917]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543915 | Show recordbag



This drives me nuts.

"Its soaking"


 

offline welt on 2018-02-09 11:25 [#02543918]
Points: 1842 Status: Lurker



Being swallowed by a dark abyss of nothingness, or something
of that sort, I would guess


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:27 [#02543919]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



yeah when you take them out they are full of cold dirty
water that gets everywhere,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:28 [#02543920]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to welt: #02543918



i wonder what it would feel like to be flushed down a plug
hole like a spider


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 11:51 [#02543926]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543920 | Show recordbag



Probably like going down the poorly maintained water slide
at Kingstanding Leisure Baths but with fewer loose nails to
catch tetanus off


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 12:00 [#02543928]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to Indeksical: #02543926



lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 12:11 [#02543930]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



having and erection and tying it with piano wire to a f16
taking off on full afterburner while simultaneous an f16
comes into land at your arse with a dildo on the nose cone


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 12:12 [#02543931]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



stuck in the well of lost souls for eternity with chris de
burgh playing lady in red on repeat


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 13:02 [#02543934]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543931 | Show recordbag



Christ. And every time he finishes he looks directly at you
with that paedosmile he has and says "Shall I play it
again?" And no matter what you say he condescendingly
chuckles and says "Ok, just once more."


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-09 13:08 [#02543936]
Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag




dumbing down the population and withholding information of
torture, rape and acts of horror that you would not see on
nightmare on elm street.

happening today! and we wont find out about it.

because the TV schedule is programmed to program us all that
things ain’t all that bad, carry on as normal!!



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 13:27 [#02543938]
Points: 9062 Status: Regular | Followup to freqy: #02543936 | Show recordbag



OK Debbie Downer


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-02-09 14:00 [#02543939]
Points: 3026 Status: Regular



you could have your testicles dipped inside a hot cup of
coffee accidentally


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 14:07 [#02543940]
Points: 2659 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02543939



Would I be right in saying that this has actually happened
to you?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-09 14:19 [#02543943]
Points: 11522 Status: Addict



I fuck up in this thread.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-02-09 14:39 [#02543944]
Points: 3026 Status: Regular | Followup to SignedUpToLOL: #02543940



it wasn't me it was a friend!


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 14:46 [#02543945]
Points: 2659 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02543943



I think you aced the thread with the power-shitting/no hot
water to wash your bum combination. The fact that this is
also true and your daily existence has pushed the rest of us
away, where we've retreated to engage in whimsy and
exaggeration, in order to retain our collective sanity.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 14:54 [#02543946]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to Indeksical: #02543934



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-02-09 15:19 [#02543950]
Points: 3026 Status: Regular



I wonder if anyone dipped their testicles in hot coffee for
pleasure for leisure and for pleasure


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 15:23 [#02543951]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



imagine having your balls out on the space station, then a
minute asteroid creates a pin sized hole near your balls and
your sucked inside out through your balls through a pin
sized hole


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 15:25 [#02543952]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE

this is one of the worst things that has happened to anyone,
don't look for pictures on this one you will regret it


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-02-09 15:32 [#02543953]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



there's some as really like their coffee


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 15:40 [#02543954]
Points: 2659 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543952



I would like to see photos of that whilst listening to spTh
by Autechre.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 15:41 [#02543955]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



it looks a bit like when a drunk person drops a kebab on the
floor


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-09 18:53 [#02543967]
Points: 24874 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



become gay, sodomization


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 19:01 [#02543969]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02543967



LAZY_TITLE




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 19:01 [#02543971]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



the only thing that offends me is their taste in music


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-09 19:02 [#02543972]
Points: 24874 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543969 | Show recordbag



no


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 19:05 [#02543973]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



and their speedos


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 19:19 [#02543979]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE

which one of you made the music to this?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 19:20 [#02543980]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict



fuckin hell its Uri Geller @3:00


 

offline welt on 2018-02-09 19:25 [#02543981]
Points: 1842 Status: Lurker



Directly experiencing all the violence you helped to create
would also be pretty bad.

Let's say you've eaten so-and-so many eggs, and for the
production of those eggs 100,000 young male chickens were
shredded while being alive. ... Then you'd have to
experience being alive while being cut into pieces 100,000
times. And so on with all the other misery you helped to
create. ... Including all the pain/boredom you caused other
messageboard-users with your posts. ALL sorts of
violence/misery you helped create. You'd have to go through
ALL of it. .... Now that I come to think of it, maybe it
wouldn't be so bad, but cathartic.


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-09 21:06 [#02543990]
Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag




if only people knew the power of the dollar pound at the
supermarket


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 21:13 [#02543991]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to welt: #02543981



sounds like an episode of the outer limits


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-09 21:19 [#02543992]
Points: 24874 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



sounds like a buddhist class


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-02-09 21:30 [#02543994]
Points: 3026 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543951



imagine on a calm spring day you're laying on grass naked
with your balls resting all comfortable and shit and an
asteroid falls somewhere else missing the perfect
opportunity


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 21:39 [#02543996]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02543994



imagine if your balls were so stretchy you wre tied to a
totem pole and a old chinese man on a rickshaw pulled your
bollock skin around the world and everyone used it like a
trampoline and to hang their washing on like a coca cola
advert.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-02-09 21:46 [#02544001]
Points: 3026 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02543996



i would be happy to be of some use as long as my balls are
kept safe somewhere in the world in a safe little box of
some sort


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 21:47 [#02544002]
Points: 20522 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02544001



yes in the ark of the covenant


 


Messageboard index