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Pouring an unboiled kettle in to your mug Ingrowing hair inside your nose What else? |
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To still be under the yoke of the libido past the age of 25. |
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Ingrowing nose hair sounds annoying. I guess these are just annoying things, because I could think of very horrible things that could happen! But I guess you didn’t mean death! Not fond of having horrid stomach pains, while liquid power-shitting and at the same time vomiting in the sink. And then there’s no hot water, which means no saviour bath. |
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listen to the latest Hardcore History podcast, and thats the worst shit that can happen |
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also anyone seen the film midnight express, that was pretty bad |
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Someone changes the toaster setting without telling you |
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Someone in the office just broke out some Vegan Jerky. |
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im just imagining a really stringy flat carrot |
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yes thats a mild annoyance. one that really annoys me is when gf puts all here dirty dishes in the sink, i have to take them out again to wash them |
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That's a real horror story. Made me shiver |
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This drives me nuts. "Its soaking" |
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Being swallowed by a dark abyss of nothingness, or something of that sort, I would guess |
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yeah when you take them out they are full of cold dirty water that gets everywhere, |
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i wonder what it would feel like to be flushed down a plug hole like a spider |
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Probably like going down the poorly maintained water slide at Kingstanding Leisure Baths but with fewer loose nails to catch tetanus off |
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lol |
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having and erection and tying it with piano wire to a f16 taking off on full afterburner while simultaneous an f16 comes into land at your arse with a dildo on the nose cone |
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stuck in the well of lost souls for eternity with chris de burgh playing lady in red on repeat |
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Christ. And every time he finishes he looks directly at you with that paedosmile he has and says "Shall I play it again?" And no matter what you say he condescendingly chuckles and says "Ok, just once more." |
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dumbing down the population and withholding information of torture, rape and acts of horror that you would not see on nightmare on elm street. happening today! and we wont find out about it. because the TV schedule is programmed to program us all that things ain’t all that bad, carry on as normal!! |
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OK Debbie Downer |
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you could have your testicles dipped inside a hot cup of coffee accidentally |
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Would I be right in saying that this has actually happened to you? |
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I fuck up in this thread. |
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it wasn't me it was a friend! |
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I think you aced the thread with the power-shitting/no hot water to wash your bum combination. The fact that this is also true and your daily existence has pushed the rest of us away, where we've retreated to engage in whimsy and exaggeration, in order to retain our collective sanity. |
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I wonder if anyone dipped their testicles in hot coffee for pleasure for leisure and for pleasure |
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imagine having your balls out on the space station, then a minute asteroid creates a pin sized hole near your balls and your sucked inside out through your balls through a pin sized hole |
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this is one of the worst things that has happened to anyone, don't look for pictures on this one you will regret it |
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there's some as really like their coffee |
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I would like to see photos of that whilst listening to spTh by Autechre. |
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it looks a bit like when a drunk person drops a kebab on the floor |
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become gay, sodomization |
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the only thing that offends me is their taste in music |
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no |
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and their speedos |
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which one of you made the music to this? |
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fuckin hell its Uri Geller @3:00 |
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Directly experiencing all the violence you helped to create would also be pretty bad. Let's say you've eaten so-and-so many eggs, and for the production of those eggs 100,000 young male chickens were shredded while being alive. ... Then you'd have to experience being alive while being cut into pieces 100,000 times. And so on with all the other misery you helped to create. ... Including all the pain/boredom you caused other messageboard-users with your posts. ALL sorts of violence/misery you helped create. You'd have to go through ALL of it. .... Now that I come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, but cathartic. |
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if only people knew the power of the dollar pound at the supermarket |
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sounds like an episode of the outer limits |
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sounds like a buddhist class |
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imagine on a calm spring day you're laying on grass naked with your balls resting all comfortable and shit and an asteroid falls somewhere else missing the perfect opportunity |
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imagine if your balls were so stretchy you wre tied to a totem pole and a old chinese man on a rickshaw pulled your bollock skin around the world and everyone used it like a trampoline and to hang their washing on like a coca cola advert. |
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i would be happy to be of some use as long as my balls are kept safe somewhere in the world in a safe little box of some sort |
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yes in the ark of the covenant |
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