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What wakes you up in the morning?
 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-05 20:11 [#02543645]
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I learnt a cool method not to need an alarm, but sometimes
I’m awoken by a massive passing of “air” (a tad of
methane and stuff). I’m usually really surprised, and in
sheer disbelief; I never feel it, I just hear it.As my
partner giggles (deep down she is not impressed) I’m
always surprised by the lack of smell. Those massive ones
are usually massive because there’s a lot of air. When I
have heartburn I tend to swallow air nervously to ease the
pain... #fartblog027

I do apologise, what wakes you up in the morning?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-05 20:13 [#02543646]
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an alarm.

maybe not related but i wake up in the night lately with the
sensation that i am shitting in my pants and i have to wake
up to stop. a weird feeling in my asshole.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-05 20:16 [#02543647]
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all those buckwheat biscuits maybe?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-05 20:20 [#02543649]
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Childishly funny bit aside, I find that quite fascinating,
and really wonder what it could mean. Obviously my first
question is : do you eat late at night? We need to eliminate
any physical explanations before we delve deep into all
this!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 20:20 [#02543650]
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nicotine withdrawal


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-05 20:26 [#02543652]
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yes, sometiimes i eat a lot of them near bedtime especially
on weekends, and they're full of fibres


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 20:31 [#02543653]
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one of those little square ikea alarms you have to 90
degrees to stop, has a thermometer on it as well


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-05 20:36 [#02543658]
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I learnt a method, explaining it here would be a tedious
job, but trust me we (xlt) can learn a simple way (simple to
do, tedious to explain) to never need Ana alarm again. A
healthier alternative to waking up. Listen to your own inner
clock. Eat less at night (I tend to eat late at night).


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 20:39 [#02543661]
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I had a dream i was on one of those water rapid rides/ log
flume, what was weird is that i could feel the force.
gravity and weight of the water in my dream, i dont have a
water bed either


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Bold & Naked (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 21:16 [#02543668]
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I tried that thing where you gently knock your head against
the pillow a number of tines for the hour you wish to wake
up ( for arguments sake let's say 7) and it worked!

But what if you did it for a time that didn't exist, like 28
times? Pretty scary.


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-05 22:17 [#02543671]
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i'm terrible, I wake up to a pin drop.

.nothing else.....i had to have an mechanical alarm clock
made to drop a pin
on the floor to wake me up. as sirens and gun shots did not
work.



 

offline freqy on 2018-02-05 22:18 [#02543672]
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^
its almost funny isnt it.

spesh with my new avy ( advocates old avy)



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 22:27 [#02543673]
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you should train a dog wearing lipstick to wake you up by
pulling back the covers on cold mornings


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-05 22:29 [#02543674]
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What if it eats my sausage!

Linda McCartney is very tasty.



 

offline freqy on 2018-02-05 22:30 [#02543675]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-05 22:31 [#02543676]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-05 22:49 [#02543678]
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black coffee and two fried eggs.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-06 09:24 [#02543681]
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Poured over you, I assume!


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-06 19:46 [#02543710]
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if i wake up at 4:47, and i have to wake up at five, i will
sleep 13 more minutes and be waken up by the alarm


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-06 20:35 [#02543713]
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im home from work tomorrow so im letting myself go with
biscuits again, will see if i get the sucking arsehole again


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-07 11:23 [#02543725]
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no evil sucked my asshole tonight


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-02-07 11:33 [#02543726]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-07 12:11 [#02543728]
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lol


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-02-07 16:55 [#02543749]
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it takes about 2-3 days for me to adapt at times,
to wake up 3-5 mins prior the alarm at 90% of the time,
when my gfs or my alarm rings regularly.

really hate waking up to an alarm, even a mobile buzz,
i wake up in a scaredy fit, heart pounding.
i even woke up in mid air from jumping up in the bed.

i try to avoid having to use an alarm, by either
getting to bed at regular times to fetch about 8+ hours
which makes waking up prior the alarm bearable at least
or by avoiding jobs that make me get up early in the morning
altogether

this question seems to recurr periodically in this forum

mo: stop eating those before going to sleep!!



 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-07 18:25 [#02543760]
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can you explain sam?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-02-08 02:44 [#02543778]
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I immensely enjoy sleep. Sometimes i wish i could sleep
forever.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-08 20:08 [#02543811]
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you still like women, monoid?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Bold & Naked (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-09 15:58 [#02543956]
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To be honest, I am gobsmacked that any your consciences (if
indeed any of you have one, which I doubt) allows you to
sleep whilst casual racism is still a thing. There's so much
work to be done people, no napping!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-02-10 02:41 [#02544034]
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No, i dislike people in general


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-12 22:23 [#02544199]
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well i have fresh gossip for you.
n1. a really good looking, young and white tranny sat neat
me on the metro today and i can assure you she was really
good looking, although didnt gave me any boner. i was
looking at other women in the wagon as well.
n2. i have seen for the first time in my life a muscular
bald man, and i mean man, with a pussy. on a porn site. take
your own conclusions.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-12 22:29 [#02544200]
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i love it because them grown up women are always horrified
by them, and even more horrified when they notice i fancy
them


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-12 22:35 [#02544201]
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another tranny on the way back that looked like a consumed
south american man dressed like a woman kind of balanced the
previous encounter


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-12 22:41 [#02544202]
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i think not having a boner with that tranny is really gay.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-12 22:44 [#02544203]
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forget my tranny obsession, i got the idea from dennis
rodman


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2018-02-16 17:34 [#02544403]
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snoozing alarms, or my kids...


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-16 18:25 [#02544411]
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i have seen a tranny today that looked like mike tyson but
tall flirting with a young chap at the phone, trying to get
attention under the sight of the indignant passengers


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-23 22:31 [#02544972]
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two days without alarm ahead


 

offline mohamed on 2018-02-24 17:42 [#02545046]
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i was woken by piss


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-02-24 22:16 [#02545072]
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A combination of Sleep Apnea and GERDchoke me
awake


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-02-25 05:35 [#02545105]
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roomates and/or alarm


 


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