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I learnt a cool method not to need an alarm, but sometimes I’m awoken by a massive passing of “air” (a tad of methane and stuff). I’m usually really surprised, and in sheer disbelief; I never feel it, I just hear it.As my partner giggles (deep down she is not impressed) I’m always surprised by the lack of smell. Those massive ones are usually massive because there’s a lot of air. When I have heartburn I tend to swallow air nervously to ease the pain... #fartblog027 I do apologise, what wakes you up in the morning? |
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an alarm. maybe not related but i wake up in the night lately with the sensation that i am shitting in my pants and i have to wake up to stop. a weird feeling in my asshole. |
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all those buckwheat biscuits maybe? |
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Childishly funny bit aside, I find that quite fascinating, and really wonder what it could mean. Obviously my first question is : do you eat late at night? We need to eliminate any physical explanations before we delve deep into all this! |
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nicotine withdrawal |
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yes, sometiimes i eat a lot of them near bedtime especially on weekends, and they're full of fibres |
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one of those little square ikea alarms you have to 90 degrees to stop, has a thermometer on it as well |
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I learnt a method, explaining it here would be a tedious job, but trust me we (xlt) can learn a simple way (simple to do, tedious to explain) to never need Ana alarm again. A healthier alternative to waking up. Listen to your own inner clock. Eat less at night (I tend to eat late at night). |
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I had a dream i was on one of those water rapid rides/ log flume, what was weird is that i could feel the force. gravity and weight of the water in my dream, i dont have a water bed either |
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I tried that thing where you gently knock your head against the pillow a number of tines for the hour you wish to wake up ( for arguments sake let's say 7) and it worked! But what if you did it for a time that didn't exist, like 28 times? Pretty scary. |
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i'm terrible, I wake up to a pin drop. .nothing else.....i had to have an mechanical alarm clock made to drop a pin on the floor to wake me up. as sirens and gun shots did not work. |
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^ its almost funny isnt it. spesh with my new avy ( advocates old avy) |
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you should train a dog wearing lipstick to wake you up by pulling back the covers on cold mornings |
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What if it eats my sausage! Linda McCartney is very tasty. |
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black coffee and two fried eggs. |
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Poured over you, I assume! |
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if i wake up at 4:47, and i have to wake up at five, i will sleep 13 more minutes and be waken up by the alarm |
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im home from work tomorrow so im letting myself go with biscuits again, will see if i get the sucking arsehole again |
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no evil sucked my asshole tonight |
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lol |
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lol |
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it takes about 2-3 days for me to adapt at times, to wake up 3-5 mins prior the alarm at 90% of the time, when my gfs or my alarm rings regularly. really hate waking up to an alarm, even a mobile buzz, i wake up in a scaredy fit, heart pounding. i even woke up in mid air from jumping up in the bed. i try to avoid having to use an alarm, by either getting to bed at regular times to fetch about 8+ hours which makes waking up prior the alarm bearable at least or by avoiding jobs that make me get up early in the morning altogether this question seems to recurr periodically in this forum mo: stop eating those before going to sleep!! |
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can you explain sam? |
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I immensely enjoy sleep. Sometimes i wish i could sleep forever. |
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you still like women, monoid? |
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To be honest, I am gobsmacked that any your consciences (if indeed any of you have one, which I doubt) allows you to sleep whilst casual racism is still a thing. There's so much work to be done people, no napping! |
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No, i dislike people in general |
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well i have fresh gossip for you. n1. a really good looking, young and white tranny sat neat me on the metro today and i can assure you she was really good looking, although didnt gave me any boner. i was looking at other women in the wagon as well. n2. i have seen for the first time in my life a muscular bald man, and i mean man, with a pussy. on a porn site. take your own conclusions. |
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i love it because them grown up women are always horrified by them, and even more horrified when they notice i fancy them |
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another tranny on the way back that looked like a consumed south american man dressed like a woman kind of balanced the previous encounter |
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i think not having a boner with that tranny is really gay. |
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forget my tranny obsession, i got the idea from dennis rodman |
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snoozing alarms, or my kids... |
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i have seen a tranny today that looked like mike tyson but tall flirting with a young chap at the phone, trying to get attention under the sight of the indignant passengers |
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two days without alarm ahead |
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i was woken by piss |
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A combination of Sleep Apnea and choke me awake |
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roomates and/or alarm |
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