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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 02:19 [#02542352]
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people shitting themselves, crying and drinking themselves into oblivion, because of supposed false alarm
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 02:20 [#02542353]
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sticking their kids into storm drains
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-14 03:18 [#02542354]
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a classmate of mine delivered the quintessential joke for this. he began by asking, "so you know what to do in the event of a nuclear attack, right?"
"not really," i admitted.
he went on this long explanation about cover, positioning, body mechanics, and then, after sufficient comedic timing, ended with, "then put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye."
probably the right attitude.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:10 [#02542358]
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Its amazing and horrifying at the same time, was reading people were driving 100mph through red lights on the wrong side of the road.
Id probably tell my family I care about them, and get into bed nothing dramatic
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:12 [#02542359]
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put my head on the pillow and cry a solitary tear.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:13 [#02542360]
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bloody hell, six pints from a fiver and change as well
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-14 04:38 [#02542361]
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i was just in bed crying and praying for a nuclear attack. so i don't have to deal with shit anymore.
but, no, i'm not that lucky.
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freqy
on 2018-01-14 10:10 [#02542367]
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epicz did you express yourself and unlock your manhood and depress your depression!!!?
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freqy
on 2018-01-14 10:11 [#02542368]
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^regards your other video post
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:14 [#02542370]
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i suspect someone didnt learn for the exams
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:22 [#02542372]
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its like: if i had children i would gather them, sit down, take a deep look into their eyes and say:
ok, who of you is writing a test today?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2018-01-14 10:23 [#02542373]
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"then put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye."
lol
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:27 [#02542374]
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yeah, nice pointe ^^
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2018-01-14 14:08 [#02542380]
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Don't even need to click the link to know it's the pub scene from the first episode of HHGTTG :]
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 14:35 [#02542382]
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I'd be sad if hawaii got nuked, because of the titys
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freqy
on 2018-01-14 14:59 [#02542384]
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are they a pop band fleetmeece? are they on tour over there?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:01 [#02542385]
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yeah they play on the beaches
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freqy
on 2018-01-14 15:13 [#02542386]
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I wish I was in Hawaii.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 15:18 [#02542388]
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when i read this thread i imagined a really melancholy luau going on before the bombs dropped, like that band that played on the deck of the titanic but with grass skirts.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:28 [#02542389]
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it should be Dethklok performing a song called Carbonized Luau that kills half the population before the bombs fall
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:36 [#02542390]
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wait what if this is obama's conspiracy with his fellow communists, to destroy evidence of his forged birth certificate
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 18:56 [#02542402]
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is jnasato still there?
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