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False nuclear attack in Hawaii
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 02:19 [#02542352]
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people shitting themselves, crying and drinking themselves
into oblivion, because of supposed false alarm


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 02:20 [#02542353]
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sticking their kids into storm drains

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-14 03:18 [#02542354]
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a classmate of mine delivered the quintessential joke for
this. he began by asking, "so you know what to do in the
event of a nuclear attack, right?"

"not really," i admitted.

he went on this long explanation about cover, positioning,
body mechanics, and then, after sufficient comedic timing,
ended with, "then put your head between your legs, and kiss
your ass goodbye."

probably the right attitude.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:10 [#02542358]
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Its amazing and horrifying at the same time, was reading
people were driving 100mph through red lights on the wrong
side of the road.

Id probably tell my family I care about them, and get into
bed nothing dramatic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:12 [#02542359]
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put my head on the pillow and cry a solitary tear.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 04:13 [#02542360]
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bloody hell, six pints from a fiver and change as well


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-01-14 04:38 [#02542361]
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i was just in bed crying and praying for a nuclear attack.
so i don't have to deal with shit anymore.

but, no, i'm not that lucky.


 

offline freqy on 2018-01-14 10:10 [#02542367]
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epicz did you express yourself and unlock your manhood and
depress your depression!!!?


 

offline freqy on 2018-01-14 10:11 [#02542368]
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^regards your other video post


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:14 [#02542370]
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i suspect someone didnt learn for the exams


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:22 [#02542372]
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its like:
if i had children i would gather them, sit down, take a
deep look into their eyes and say:
ok, who of you is writing a test today?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-01-14 10:23 [#02542373]
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"then put your head between your legs, and kiss
your ass goodbye."

lol


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 10:27 [#02542374]
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yeah, nice pointe ^^


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-01-14 14:08 [#02542380]
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Don't even need to click the link to know it's the pub scene
from the first episode of HHGTTG :]


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 14:35 [#02542382]
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I'd be sad if hawaii got nuked, because of the titys


 

offline freqy on 2018-01-14 14:59 [#02542384]
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are they a pop band fleetmeece? are they on tour over
there?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:01 [#02542385]
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yeah they play on the beaches


 

offline freqy on 2018-01-14 15:13 [#02542386]
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I wish I was in Hawaii.


 

online Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-14 15:18 [#02542388]
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when i read this thread i imagined a really melancholy luau
going on before the bombs dropped, like that band that
played on the deck of the titanic but with grass skirts.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:28 [#02542389]
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it should be Dethklok performing a song called Carbonized
Luau that kills half the population before the bombs fall


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-01-14 15:36 [#02542390]
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wait what if this is obama's conspiracy with his fellow
communists, to destroy evidence of his forged birth
certificate


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2018-01-14 18:56 [#02542402]
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is jnasato still there?


 


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