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offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-03 19:57 [#02539039]
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will be in london next weekend, just so u know. i will not
be wearing a red hat


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-03 20:55 [#02539040]
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I'll keep an eye out for a guy... without a red hat.


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-12-04 10:02 [#02539049]
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I won't be in London next week, without a red hat. So
anyone want to meet up next week, don't look in London, and
don't look for a red hat. I'll get you a drink, and we can
talk about the universe.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-04 19:14 [#02539063]
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go to shops, theres a chance of them playin some burial
track, an unique chance for you to feel dark


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-04 19:30 [#02539065]
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Man, I think there’s a chance we might bump into each
other!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-04 19:32 [#02539066]
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(wtf)lol


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-05 00:33 [#02539094]
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i was actually planing on:

Viewing London from the top of Primrose Hill
Ice skating at Somerset House
Marveling at the dinosaurs at Crystal Palace Park

…and buying a flourescent bong at Camden Market

but that sounds much more like me!



 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-12-05 04:40 [#02539095]
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It's crazy that it's actually possible. How many XLT people
over the years have made eye contact on the street and not
known it?


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2017-12-05 09:34 [#02539100]
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2 ?


 

offline obara from Lush Dance Music on 2017-12-05 09:34 [#02539101]
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= phobz and joyrex ? loooool


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-12-07 11:31 [#02539308]
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i made eye contact at a venue once and thought "i know that
face..."
went over and said "hi youre j198" and we had a nice lil
chat

jnasato: my gf asked herself how many times we passed by
before we got together. id love to see those scenes if they
happened.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-07 15:30 [#02539333]
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at an aphex gig I was basically sexually molested by two
right said Fred look a likes, they pinned my smaller mate to
the barrier with their gyrating


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-08 00:09 [#02539383]
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Context?


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-12-08 01:52 [#02539384]
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Yah, people and crowds and small world and all that... I
remember in my math book in middle school, there were photos
of people in a crowd, and it made me wonder if any of those
people knew that they were in a math book. Imagine all
those photos of massive crows that we're in that we don't
know about... Yah- those stats would be cool to see.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 09:39 [#02539387]
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I have it on good authority that Aphex hires Right Said Fred
lookalikes to random bum his fans at gigs in order to
heighten the experience. Whether it's his experience or that
of his fans is open to conjecture. But it'd have to be a
pretty jaded performer that could only get through the grind
of a gig by thinking that out there his audience was being
bummed. Shame on you Aphex, you've changed.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-08 11:04 [#02539388]
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one of the last times, if not the last that i've been to
dancing i was grabbed from behind by a motherfucking fag and
told to pump, the only thing that that bastard got pumped
was my elbow on his face


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 11:33 [#02539394]
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I COMMAND YOU TO PUMP!


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 11:37 [#02539396]
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I might have said this before, and it's not really related,
but I went to see Squarepusher about.. when was Ufabulum or
whatever that album's called that nobody listens to anymore,
when that came out. And, as he came on, and the
(middling-sized) crowd cheered, I whooped along. And this 7'
berk in front of me turned round and said "Do you mind not
shouting". ... I gave it 5 seconds then hooted in his ear
like a spasmo baboon, then this bass tone kicked in that
threatened the hearing of EVERYBODY in London.

Keep it down at a Squarepusher gig... I mean, fuck me.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-08 11:43 [#02539397]
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no!


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 12:40 [#02539398]
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PUMP!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 14:28 [#02539403]
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we were down the front row of the gig between the crush
barriers and two gay guys started feeling me and my mate up


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 14:29 [#02539404]
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loool


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 14:42 [#02539405]
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I couldn't have done the same alas as the guys why were
trying to come on to us were like bodybuilders


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-08 16:09 [#02539407]
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well that twat was too stronger than me, or maybe it was
cocaine. anyway i didnt break his noise, but i should. just
enought to let me go. i wouldnt fuck with anyones anus'
survival instinct too, quite a dangerous sitation those gays
put themselves in.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 16:10 [#02539408]
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the quest for ass does strange things to peoples brains, was
probably coked out yeah


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-08 16:13 [#02539409]
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haha unless you catch a guy like those in the movie sleepers


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 16:24 [#02539412]
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I mean I don't mind a guy dancing provocatively in front of
me, its harmless and kind of funny, soon as he tries to lay
his hands on me its clint eastwood mode, well in reality its
run away to the bar mode


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Haiti Sex Claims (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 19:22 [#02539438]
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The Quest for Ass.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-08 19:30 [#02539443]
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the kevin spacey story


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-14 19:16 [#02539961]
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so, how can you live in london and not go crazy? having
money helps, i guess


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-14 19:21 [#02539962]
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too many people, too little space. when i took the bus back
to the airport it felt like noah's ark was dropping ship.
people are crazy. also, it was snowing a lot and fucking
cold. and i got a hole in my shoe. tate modern was good,
though. also cafe oto was nice


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-14 19:24 [#02539963]
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also, passed headquarterIDM


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-14 21:48 [#02539974]
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London, is entirely unlike the rest of the UK, so when I go
there its like being in another country


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from BOOMIN IN THE JEEP on 2017-12-14 23:53 [#02539989]
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Why you no pump


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 00:12 [#02539994]
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i could only ever be the pumper and not the pumpee


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-15 00:42 [#02539997]
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if u live in london you definitely are the pumpee


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 00:55 [#02539998]
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yes its a mecca for marmite miners


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-12-15 01:11 [#02539999]
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but seriously, i stayed in a flat that was pretty shabby,
and there were people in their 50s living in it, trying to
make a living. why getting fucked in london, when you can
suck a bobo in your beach house in boring town?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 09:49 [#02540005]
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yes its very strange, for the price of living in a wardrobe
you can practically live in a castle in the north of England
if you were so inclined. Plus we have some nice countryside
up this way


 

offline welt on 2017-12-15 10:24 [#02540015]
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I used to live in London (Islington and Kentish Town) for a
while.

It's definetly a hell hole. Violent chavs roaming even the
super expensive areas, police sirens every 20 seconds, drunk
people looking for fist fights, basically every young male
person I knew had experience with violence, cultural events
too expensive to get much out of, people in their 30s with
regular jobs live in flatshares, no forests, air pollution
extreme, no real nature, even the parks are crowded, the bus
ticket machine swallows your money and then doesn't print a
ticket, police notices informing you of the latest
rape/murder in the area every 50 metres ...

Berlin is like a place where lion and sheep relax and hug
each other in comparison


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 10:37 [#02540017]
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sounds very stressful, would make my hair fall out, where
do you originate from Welt?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-15 12:07 [#02540020]
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ive been hit from behind then once on the pavement my head
was kicked in oxford street, i must have fucked with the
wrong arab


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-15 12:14 [#02540021]
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this morning maya made an arab woman dressed like a ninja,
basically having a anti-pollution mask on his face, shit in
her robe. it approached the woman sitting on a bench with
suspicion, then she wakes up and starts indicating maya to
me, i nodded twice but let maya do her thing, and as soon as
it moves, the woman twitched and screamed in fear, to my own
enjoyment.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 14:37 [#02540032]
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are dogs haram in islam, I mean what religion doesn't like
dogs, they are great!


 

offline welt on 2017-12-15 14:54 [#02540036]
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I was 19/20/21 when I lived there, so being a more or less
enthusiastic teenager I didn't mind the stress that much
then. I just found the place pretty bizarre. ( I think all
of the events having to do with other people I posted in the
bizarre-experiences thread also took place in London). Now
the idea of living again in that town seems like horror to
me though. Weill, maybe it's nice if you're rich.

My family's originally from roughly the East Prussian area
that used to be Germany and is Poland now. After/during the
second world war my grandparents came to West-Germany as
German war-refugees. Anyway, a nondescript area in
West-Germany is where I grew up.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 15:05 [#02540038]
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ah very interesting, yeah the polish German border seems to
have changed a fair bit over time I suppose its why you get
so many German national football players with polish
surnames.

Yes London is a very weird experience if you live anywhere
else in the country, you arrive by train and their is
graffiti everywhere, so many languages spoken you feel like
your in star wars, I suppose it has more in common with
other major international cities that the rest of the UK,
yes to have a decent lifestyle you have to have tons of cash
there, I love the museums though, but London is such a huge
city compared to the rest of the country it gets a
disproportionate amount of attention showered on it by the
government to the determent of the rest of the country.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-12-15 16:43 [#02540071]
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I loved the time I lived there. I was quite happy.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-15 18:14 [#02540089]
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apart the usual coranic explanation you sure have heard
about of the dog being a mix between a pig and a rat, i was
told by an egyptian cousin of mine that wanted a dog that
his mother forbidden it cause they would bring evils into
the house.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-12-15 18:24 [#02540093]
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weird, I didn't know the pig, rat thing, bit of a weird
idea, especially since dogs derive from wolves


 

offline mohamed on 2017-12-15 18:25 [#02540094]
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mind you, i never read such theory myself, ive just been
told about it


 


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