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will be in london next weekend, just so u know. i will not be wearing a red hat |
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I'll keep an eye out for a guy... without a red hat. |
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I won't be in London next week, without a red hat. So anyone want to meet up next week, don't look in London, and don't look for a red hat. I'll get you a drink, and we can talk about the universe. |
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go to shops, theres a chance of them playin some burial track, an unique chance for you to feel dark |
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Man, I think there’s a chance we might bump into each other! |
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(wtf)lol |
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i was actually planing on: Viewing London from the top of Primrose Hill Ice skating at Somerset House Marveling at the dinosaurs at Crystal Palace Park …and buying a flourescent bong at Camden Market but that sounds much more like me! |
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It's crazy that it's actually possible. How many XLT people over the years have made eye contact on the street and not known it? |
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2 ? |
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= phobz and joyrex ? loooool |
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i made eye contact at a venue once and thought "i know that face..." went over and said "hi youre j198" and we had a nice lil chat jnasato: my gf asked herself how many times we passed by before we got together. id love to see those scenes if they happened. |
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at an aphex gig I was basically sexually molested by two right said Fred look a likes, they pinned my smaller mate to the barrier with their gyrating |
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Context? |
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Yah, people and crowds and small world and all that... I remember in my math book in middle school, there were photos of people in a crowd, and it made me wonder if any of those people knew that they were in a math book. Imagine all those photos of massive crows that we're in that we don't know about... Yah- those stats would be cool to see. |
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I have it on good authority that Aphex hires Right Said Fred lookalikes to random bum his fans at gigs in order to heighten the experience. Whether it's his experience or that of his fans is open to conjecture. But it'd have to be a pretty jaded performer that could only get through the grind of a gig by thinking that out there his audience was being bummed. Shame on you Aphex, you've changed. |
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one of the last times, if not the last that i've been to dancing i was grabbed from behind by a motherfucking fag and told to pump, the only thing that that bastard got pumped was my elbow on his face |
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I COMMAND YOU TO PUMP! |
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I might have said this before, and it's not really related, but I went to see Squarepusher about.. when was Ufabulum or whatever that album's called that nobody listens to anymore, when that came out. And, as he came on, and the (middling-sized) crowd cheered, I whooped along. And this 7' berk in front of me turned round and said "Do you mind not shouting". ... I gave it 5 seconds then hooted in his ear like a spasmo baboon, then this bass tone kicked in that threatened the hearing of EVERYBODY in London. Keep it down at a Squarepusher gig... I mean, fuck me. |
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no! |
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PUMP! |
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we were down the front row of the gig between the crush barriers and two gay guys started feeling me and my mate up |
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loool |
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I couldn't have done the same alas as the guys why were trying to come on to us were like bodybuilders |
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well that twat was too stronger than me, or maybe it was cocaine. anyway i didnt break his noise, but i should. just enought to let me go. i wouldnt fuck with anyones anus' survival instinct too, quite a dangerous sitation those gays put themselves in. |
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the quest for ass does strange things to peoples brains, was probably coked out yeah |
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haha unless you catch a guy like those in the movie sleepers |
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I mean I don't mind a guy dancing provocatively in front of me, its harmless and kind of funny, soon as he tries to lay his hands on me its clint eastwood mode, well in reality its run away to the bar mode |
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The Quest for Ass. |
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the kevin spacey story |
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so, how can you live in london and not go crazy? having money helps, i guess |
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too many people, too little space. when i took the bus back to the airport it felt like noah's ark was dropping ship. people are crazy. also, it was snowing a lot and fucking cold. and i got a hole in my shoe. tate modern was good, though. also cafe oto was nice |
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also, passed headquarter |
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London, is entirely unlike the rest of the UK, so when I go there its like being in another country |
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i could only ever be the pumper and not the pumpee |
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if u live in london you definitely are the pumpee |
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yes its a mecca for marmite miners |
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but seriously, i stayed in a flat that was pretty shabby, and there were people in their 50s living in it, trying to make a living. why getting fucked in london, when you can suck a bobo in your beach house in boring town? |
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yes its very strange, for the price of living in a wardrobe you can practically live in a castle in the north of England if you were so inclined. Plus we have some nice countryside up this way |
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I used to live in London (Islington and Kentish Town) for a while. It's definetly a hell hole. Violent chavs roaming even the super expensive areas, police sirens every 20 seconds, drunk people looking for fist fights, basically every young male person I knew had experience with violence, cultural events too expensive to get much out of, people in their 30s with regular jobs live in flatshares, no forests, air pollution extreme, no real nature, even the parks are crowded, the bus ticket machine swallows your money and then doesn't print a ticket, police notices informing you of the latest rape/murder in the area every 50 metres ... Berlin is like a place where lion and sheep relax and hug each other in comparison |
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sounds very stressful, would make my hair fall out, where do you originate from Welt? |
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ive been hit from behind then once on the pavement my head was kicked in oxford street, i must have fucked with the wrong arab |
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this morning maya made an arab woman dressed like a ninja, basically having a anti-pollution mask on his face, shit in her robe. it approached the woman sitting on a bench with suspicion, then she wakes up and starts indicating maya to me, i nodded twice but let maya do her thing, and as soon as it moves, the woman twitched and screamed in fear, to my own enjoyment. |
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are dogs haram in islam, I mean what religion doesn't like dogs, they are great! |
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I was 19/20/21 when I lived there, so being a more or less enthusiastic teenager I didn't mind the stress that much then. I just found the place pretty bizarre. ( I think all of the events having to do with other people I posted in the bizarre-experiences thread also took place in London). Now the idea of living again in that town seems like horror to me though. Weill, maybe it's nice if you're rich. My family's originally from roughly the East Prussian area that used to be Germany and is Poland now. After/during the second world war my grandparents came to West-Germany as German war-refugees. Anyway, a nondescript area in West-Germany is where I grew up. |
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ah very interesting, yeah the polish German border seems to have changed a fair bit over time I suppose its why you get so many German national football players with polish surnames. Yes London is a very weird experience if you live anywhere else in the country, you arrive by train and their is graffiti everywhere, so many languages spoken you feel like your in star wars, I suppose it has more in common with other major international cities that the rest of the UK, yes to have a decent lifestyle you have to have tons of cash there, I love the museums though, but London is such a huge city compared to the rest of the country it gets a disproportionate amount of attention showered on it by the government to the determent of the rest of the country. |
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I loved the time I lived there. I was quite happy. |
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apart the usual coranic explanation you sure have heard about of the dog being a mix between a pig and a rat, i was told by an egyptian cousin of mine that wanted a dog that his mother forbidden it cause they would bring evils into the house. |
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weird, I didn't know the pig, rat thing, bit of a weird idea, especially since dogs derive from wolves |
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mind you, i never read such theory myself, ive just been told about it |
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