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offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 12:08 [#02537292]
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do you have one?
i have some neon light wire lying around waiting to be
used.
i thought maybe im gonna just wire it to my house door bell
wires,
dorbell in germany supposedly have 9,12, or 24 volts
so maybe itll light up, or set the house on fire, well see
:)


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 12:09 [#02537293]
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sorry for not formatting text,
sometimes it just looks well shitty like this


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-11-13 14:24 [#02537296]
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got a wireless battery doorbell that goes ding dong


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 14:59 [#02537297]
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also have a ding dong, only its electromechanical,
with a rubber mallet on a metal plate.
it looks like it wants to altered in some way.

did you ever miss a package cause the battery was out of
juice?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-11-13 15:06 [#02537298]
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we have a door knocker too
we missed a parcel the other day, it went in the shed out
back


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-11-13 15:06 [#02537299]
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electro mechanical is cool


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-13 15:13 [#02537300]
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ijonzspechez you are very clever why are you limiting
yourself to a door bell?

unless of course it is trigger for some incredible
softwarez?


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-13 15:15 [#02537301]
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or a highly reliable doorbell to ensure you get your
packages of electronics, pc hardware and software for your
project or greatness!!


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-13 15:18 [#02537302]
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now i just said all that you probably will think i'm pulling
your leg.

But, i had a delivery today, the guy didnt even ring the
doorbell

I went outside to test my doorbell to be sure it worked.

weird. ay. but very true indeed



 

offline freqy on 2017-11-13 15:19 [#02537303]
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and...that is the first time ive have gone outside to check
it works since the day i installed it. : O


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-13 16:57 [#02537309]
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Lol, doorbell. Like non-pre-arranged telephone calls, so
very LAST CENTURY. Who the hell answers the door these days?
The fucking hell, are you in?!??!? Expecting
somebody!?!?! Aren't you the lucky one?!?!? Doorbell my
arse.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-11-13 18:11 [#02537312]
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custard doorbell, where the ringer or ringee gets a pie in
the face


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-13 18:17 [#02537313]
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no joke I thought it said custard doorbell as well


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-13 18:19 [#02537314]
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'installing doorbells' my personal struggle by Nelson
Mandela


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 18:42 [#02537317]
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haha!
id like to have a custard donut everytime someone rings..
when i was in the uk i wondered if the had mustard in it :(



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 18:45 [#02537318]
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i was like, uhg nooo,
why would anyone have mustard in it until i realized its
custard of course.
very strange sometimes when you get truly appalled by
something and wonder why the hell, when it actually is you
expecting something bad that isnt really there...


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 18:48 [#02537319]
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freqy, yes, the posties sometimes do this
and they put stuff into the staircase,
or stick a parcel with a record in it into a letterbox with
one corner


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-13 18:57 [#02537320]
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i could just order a pizza!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-11-13 21:21 [#02537328]
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i bought a wireless doorbell many years ago. setting it up,
it instructed me to set some "code" jumpers on both the
sender and the receiver. there were 2^8 possible "codes" and
you set both the sender (button) and receiver (doorbell)
with the same "code" so your doorbell-button doesn't ring
your neighbor's doorbell and vice versa.

i thot: what about a small circuit to step through every
possible code, a larger transmitter, and a peak altitude
point in a residential neighborhood?

probably against fcc regulations.


 

offline freqy on 2017-11-14 00:03 [#02537375]
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we used to play knock and run. knock the door and run. tie
the end of a piece of string to a knocker and yank it from
50m away. when we were 9 years old.

but Epics ...what you are suggesting is like a knock and run
Hiroshima!! all from the comfort of your own living room .

you’ll be all over main stream news.



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2017-11-14 07:17 [#02537397]
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id love to see news like that


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-11-14 15:52 [#02537401]
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fuck-rabbit has caught you. Start again []


 


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