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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-03 19:12 [#02532987]
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when i went jogging in the park today.
how has your day been going?
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2017-10-03 19:31 [#02532990]
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Are you road runner?
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-03 19:36 [#02532991]
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been defending against an alien invasion for the last 32 hours. other than that i'm pretty good, thank you.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-03 23:14 [#02533030]
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I'm still dealing with that cat bite from last week, its my personal Vietnam
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-06 19:10 [#02533265]
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i lost my legs in the bar they got bitten off in vietnom grew a new pair and jog everyday have not seen any aliens/invasions so perhaps they've gotten me already and i'm just a robotic copy of my former self. i don't feel any different at all, they did an ace job
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 09:55 [#02533374]
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why are so many of these terrorist attack witnesses grinning when they talk to the cameras?
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 10:25 [#02533375]
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tussle, when one drinks LOADS of cum does it disturb their stomach do you think?
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 13:43 [#02533389]
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like how much cum can one swallow before they become ill do you think?
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 18:47 [#02533403]
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ask your psychologist.
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 18:50 [#02533404]
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i always get this one creep who gets obsessed with me.. fucking weird.
probably latent homosexuals
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-10-07 18:59 [#02533405]
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you're being a bit too pedant on Tussle Toss mermaid, you must know that upsets people by now
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 19:00 [#02533406]
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yes, a bit of a miereneuker
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 19:10 [#02533407]
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lol are you really upset though tussle? ok sorry i'll be nice. it's so boring though.
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 19:47 [#02533418]
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ok i'm really sorry i'll just stop joking just in case. just tryin' to av a laugh with you guys that's all. won't direct the jokes to anyone individually no mo'.
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 20:32 [#02533432]
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um ok ok yeh sorry i dunno you can stick the horse dildo in half an inch
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Tussle Toss
from United States on 2017-10-07 20:33 [#02533434]
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but no more than that, i'm not gay alrite
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 20:42 [#02533435]
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lol!
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-07 20:46 [#02533438]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02533389
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like how much cum can one swallow before they become ill do you think?
if one can't swallow all the cum fast enough and it comes out of one's nose like apple juice, would one use a neti pot afterwards for that?
(or just lie there and masturbate?)
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mermaidman
on 2017-10-07 21:22 [#02533452]
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they come prepared with a cup so they don't waste a drop some cum fanatics.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-07 21:22 [#02533453]
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i believe some montgomery snake wrote a song about that
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