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a dog didn't bite me
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-03 19:12 [#02532987]
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when i went jogging in the park today.

how has your day been going?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2017-10-03 19:31 [#02532990]
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Are you road runner?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-03 19:36 [#02532991]
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been defending against an alien invasion for the last 32
hours. other than that i'm pretty good, thank you.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-10-03 23:14 [#02533030]
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I'm still dealing with that cat bite from last week, its my
personal Vietnam


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-06 19:10 [#02533265]
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i lost my legs in the bar
they got bitten off in vietnom
grew a new pair and jog everyday
have not seen any aliens/invasions so perhaps they've gotten
me already and i'm just a robotic copy of my former self. i
don't feel any different at all, they did an ace job


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 09:55 [#02533374]
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why are so many of these terrorist attack witnesses grinning
when they talk to the cameras?



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 10:25 [#02533375]
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tussle, when one drinks LOADS of cum does it disturb their
stomach do you think?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 13:43 [#02533389]
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like how much cum can one swallow before they become ill do
you think?



 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 18:47 [#02533403]
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ask your psychologist.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 18:50 [#02533404]
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i always get this one creep who gets obsessed with me..
fucking weird.

probably latent homosexuals


 

offline mohamed on 2017-10-07 18:59 [#02533405]
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you're being a bit too pedant on Tussle Toss mermaid, you
must know that upsets people by now


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 19:00 [#02533406]
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yes, a bit of a miereneuker


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 19:10 [#02533407]
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lol are you really upset though tussle? ok sorry i'll be
nice. it's so boring though.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 19:47 [#02533418]
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ok i'm really sorry i'll just stop joking just in case. just
tryin' to av a laugh with you guys that's all. won't direct
the jokes to anyone individually no mo'.


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 20:32 [#02533432]
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um ok ok yeh sorry i dunno you can stick the horse dildo in
half an inch


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-10-07 20:33 [#02533434]
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but no more than that, i'm not gay alrite


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 20:42 [#02533435]
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lol!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-07 20:46 [#02533438]
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like how much cum can one swallow before they become ill
do you think?


if one can't swallow all the cum fast enough and it comes
out of one's nose like apple juice, would one use a neti pot
afterwards for that?

(or just lie there and masturbate?)


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-10-07 21:22 [#02533452]
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they come prepared with a cup so they don't waste a drop
some cum fanatics.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-10-07 21:22 [#02533453]
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i believe some montgomery snake wrote a song about that


 


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