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while i was jogging in the park. how has your day been, so far? |
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haha!!!!!!! told ya! |
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told me what? ...how your day has been? no you didn't |
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stop smearing yourself with beef juices whilst out jogging |
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first i warned you about my alliance with animals in the quest for overthrowing you. i went further, predicting a dog would bite your ass. threads were made about it ooooh, look like we have evidence here. my day was fine, thank you. |
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well it was the other way around, first i predicted the bite, then i warned you about animals or whatever |
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Are you alright? |
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I got bit by a cat last week, little shit didn't give any warning |
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“He jogs!?” was the first thing that hit my mind. Sorry you got bit; did it run at you? My day was spent trying to fight a somber mood, and I’m slowly getting there. Thanks for asking! |
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What kind of warning can it give, though? (lifts up warning sign) Be careful if it got in deep, their mouths hold shitty bacteria for humans. |
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stop smearing yourself with beef juices whilst out jogging but... but... it's like, my favorite thing..... |
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Are you alright? except for some hypochondriacs on the internet yelling at me to call the cops and get the dog checked for rabies, i think so. |
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they usually growl a bit |
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was the dogs owner nearby? |
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“He jogs!?” was the first thing that hit my mind. every day mang. Sorry you got bit; did it run at you? tore out of the woods, barked, bit my leg, i yelled, it ran off back the way it came. it looked to be a pit bull. it all happened very fast. that dog better hope i never see it again Be careful if it got in deep, their mouths hold shitty bacteria for humans. that worries me, yeah. rubbing alcohol, bacitracin, and gauze. it's been a while since i had a tetanus shot and that worries me too |
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fuck, scary. go to the nearest hospital now |
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do you pay for that in the states? |
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fuck, scary. go to the nearest hospital now i thought you wanted me dead! make up your mind |
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cmon i was only kidding |
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you seriously think i'm some kind of shaman with a remote control to wind up dogs against you from a distance? |
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logged out. i hope hes really going to the hospital. |
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Cats I’ve had would bite if tickled in a certain manner that displeased them. My gosh, crocodile Dundee 2 is on. |
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logged out. i hope hes really going to the hospital. i put on some laundry. hello |
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do you really not have electric clothes dryers in europe? ...really? |
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yes we have them, but i dont own one. |
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so do explain Epic, you dont go to the hospital for fear of the bill so you do it yourself, right? |
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just keep right on making unwarranted assumptions there buddy |
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ok, /out |
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twat. |
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yes they are both on Saturday going to watch them then |
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I don't dislike that cat really btw, I know it only acted out of fear, most probably |
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shit father |
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fossilised coprolite swollower |
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Please, oh please do explain who that was directed to, and the context behind that comment! I dare you to. |
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asshole dog |
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he's saying the dog had daddy issues that's why s/he bit epic |
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