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offline DADONCK from here on 2017-09-13 16:43 [#02531168]
Points: 476 Status: Regular



i need some advice and this is the best place to get some
advice. so give me some advice

also:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline welt on 2017-09-13 16:49 [#02531169]
Points: 1627 Status: Regular



- meditate every day for 30 minutes
- admit your deepest and darkest thoughts to yourself
- be useful to other people


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-13 16:53 [#02531170]
Points: 13818 Status: Regular



- was your dishes as soon as you are done eating
- read more books
- don't watch the news


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from The gay nightlife (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-13 17:15 [#02531172]
Points: 1795 Status: Regular



Mixed race and IN YOUR FACE


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-13 18:22 [#02531176]
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fucking up your brain with xltronic? CONGRATS YOU FUCKING
TWAT


 

offline Tussle Toss from Japan on 2017-09-13 18:46 [#02531180]
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forget that aphex twin exists, never go to xlt or watmm

life improves 40%


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-13 18:56 [#02531181]
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you really want to make someone cry


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-13 19:29 [#02531182]
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-don't take a shower after you take a shit. at least half an
hour.
-don't get pregnant if you have aids.



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-13 19:34 [#02531183]
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Why not take a shower after a shit? I always try and toll
them in to one bathroom trip


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-09-13 19:36 [#02531184]
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it smells poo


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-13 20:13 [#02531185]
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what kind of position you have to assume to wash your
hasshole while being stand up


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-13 20:47 [#02531188]
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one handed handstand while you comb out the Klingons out of
your arse dreads with a comb


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-09-14 00:30 [#02531195]
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never eat anything bigger than ur hed.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from The gay nightlife (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-14 12:45 [#02531210]
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I swear I just overheard some Doris in the office say "Anal
shampoo".


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-14 15:51 [#02531232]
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never fuck anything you cant beat in a fight


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-14 20:48 [#02531258]
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sit with your ass on a bidet and open your ass cheecks for
the water stream to do what your hands dont want to do


 

offline mohamed on 2017-09-14 20:51 [#02531259]
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after the small and the biggest Klingons have gone, proceed
with your hand


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2017-09-15 01:59 [#02531283]
Points: 476 Status: Regular



fucking up your brain with xltronic? CONGRATS YOU FUCKING
TWAT

lol


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-09-15 02:54 [#02531284]
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I dunno what the video posted was, but this is good advice
for any human.


 


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