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i need some advice and this is the best place to get some advice. so give me some advice also: |
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- meditate every day for 30 minutes - admit your deepest and darkest thoughts to yourself - be useful to other people |
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- was your dishes as soon as you are done eating - read more books - don't watch the news |
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Mixed race and IN YOUR FACE |
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fucking up your brain with xltronic? CONGRATS YOU FUCKING TWAT |
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forget that aphex twin exists, never go to xlt or watmm life improves 40% |
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you really want to make someone cry |
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-don't take a shower after you take a shit. at least half an hour. -don't get pregnant if you have aids. |
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Why not take a shower after a shit? I always try and toll them in to one bathroom trip |
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it smells poo |
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what kind of position you have to assume to wash your hasshole while being stand up |
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one handed handstand while you comb out the Klingons out of your arse dreads with a comb |
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never eat anything bigger than ur hed. |
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I swear I just overheard some Doris in the office say "Anal shampoo". |
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never fuck anything you cant beat in a fight |
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sit with your ass on a bidet and open your ass cheecks for the water stream to do what your hands dont want to do |
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after the small and the biggest Klingons have gone, proceed with your hand |
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fucking up your brain with xltronic? CONGRATS YOU FUCKING TWAT lol |
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I dunno what the video posted was, but this is good advice for any human. |
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