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offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-27 23:03 [#02529969]
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What the fuck is going on with the world? How could anybody
sign off on this whole thing

nack


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-27 23:18 [#02529970]
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I wonder if it's just one spotty intern 'translating' the
stories.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-27 23:22 [#02529971]
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fake news


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-27 23:23 [#02529972]
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BUT that boxing match really happened didn't it?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-27 23:27 [#02529974]
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no it was all made in unreal engine 4


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-28 16:00 [#02530009]
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what the fuck is this real,


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-28 17:08 [#02530013]
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Unfortunately so


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-28 17:10 [#02530014]
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its like jar jar binks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-28 17:15 [#02530015]
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imagine David Attenborough dubbing his documentaries again

Dwarfed by the vast expanse of the open ocean, the biggest
anka that has ever lived on our planet. Wanpela kaikaim
whale, 30m long karamapim tok weighing over 200 tonnes. It's
so bigger than even the biggest dinosaur. Its tongue weighs
as much as wanpela elephant, its heart is the size of
wanpela ring long telipon karamapim tok some of its bikpela
vessels are so wide you could swim painimautim them. Its
tail kainkain is the width of wanpela small aircraft's
wings. Its streamlining, Ekelesia to perfection, enables it
to cruise ami 20 knots. It's one of the fastest animals in
the sea. The ocean's largest inhabitant feeds orait
exclusively on one of the smallest krill, wanpela crustacean
just wanpela few centimetres long. Gathered in wanpela
shoal, krill stain the sea red. Wanpela single kaikaim whale
in wanpela laplap bilong windo can consume 40 million of
them. Despite the kaikaim size of kaikaim whales we know
very little "nabaut (a place) them. Their migration routes
are still wanpela mystery karamapim tok we have no idea
where they go to breed. They are wanpela dramatic reminder
of how much we still have to learn "nabaut (a place) the
ocean karamapim tok the creatures that live there. Our
planet is wanpela kaikaim planet


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 22:46 [#02530277]
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Ha, that's bit of the beeb site has been going for over a
decade IIRC, nice to see it's still there.
Though I hit my head on the weekend and things have gone a
bit Phillip K Dick since then.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 22:48 [#02530278]
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that story redirects to bbc.com even if u change the URL to
bbc.co.uk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 23:00 [#02530281]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 23:31 [#02530289]
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they realised that those 90s BBC2 idents were never to be
topped and started playing em again, didn't they. Not just
nostalgia, fact. Wonder if they have it in them to do more
new


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 23:33 [#02530291]
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Old Gardeners World acoustic guitar theme tune just finis...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 23:35 [#02530293]
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the bbc 2 ones were good i liked them


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-30 23:36 [#02530294]
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well better than the crap bbc one idents


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:27 [#02530517]
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i like them nights when you can just keep it locked on BBC2
for 3 hours... mastermind, only connect, gardeners world,
qi...keeps me peaceful.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:28 [#02530518]
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they even brought back Arena


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:33 [#02530519]
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i loved the intro to that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-02 22:34 [#02530520]
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only connect is rock hard


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-09-07 21:07 [#02530801]
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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-07 21:15 [#02530805]
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yeah It was worth it just for this article


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-09-08 00:42 [#02530824]
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Amazing


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-09-08 18:49 [#02530889]
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Best one yet


 


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