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What the fuck is going on with the world? How could anybody sign off on this whole thing |
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I wonder if it's just one spotty intern 'translating' the stories. |
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fake news |
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BUT that boxing match really happened didn't it? |
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no it was all made in unreal engine 4 |
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what the fuck is this real, |
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Unfortunately so |
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its like jar jar binks |
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imagine David Attenborough dubbing his documentaries again Dwarfed by the vast expanse of the open ocean, the biggest anka that has ever lived on our planet. Wanpela kaikaim whale, 30m long karamapim tok weighing over 200 tonnes. It's so bigger than even the biggest dinosaur. Its tongue weighs as much as wanpela elephant, its heart is the size of wanpela ring long telipon karamapim tok some of its bikpela vessels are so wide you could swim painimautim them. Its tail kainkain is the width of wanpela small aircraft's wings. Its streamlining, Ekelesia to perfection, enables it to cruise ami 20 knots. It's one of the fastest animals in the sea. The ocean's largest inhabitant feeds orait exclusively on one of the smallest krill, wanpela crustacean just wanpela few centimetres long. Gathered in wanpela shoal, krill stain the sea red. Wanpela single kaikaim whale in wanpela laplap bilong windo can consume 40 million of them. Despite the kaikaim size of kaikaim whales we know very little "nabaut (a place) them. Their migration routes are still wanpela mystery karamapim tok we have no idea where they go to breed. They are wanpela dramatic reminder of how much we still have to learn "nabaut (a place) the ocean karamapim tok the creatures that live there. Our planet is wanpela kaikaim planet |
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Ha, that's bit of the beeb site has been going for over a decade IIRC, nice to see it's still there. Though I hit my head on the weekend and things have gone a bit Phillip K Dick since then. |
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that story redirects to bbc.com even if u change the URL to bbc.co.uk |
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LAZY_TITLE |
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they realised that those 90s BBC2 idents were never to be topped and started playing em again, didn't they. Not just nostalgia, fact. Wonder if they have it in them to do more new |
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the bbc 2 ones were good i liked them |
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well better than the crap bbc one idents |
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i like them nights when you can just keep it locked on BBC2 for 3 hours... mastermind, only connect, gardeners world, qi...keeps me peaceful. |
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they even brought back Arena |
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i loved the intro to that |
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only connect is rock hard |
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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196 |
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yeah It was worth it just for this article |
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Amazing |
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Best one yet |
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