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offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 20:41 [#02527412]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



hello. you can fart in here if you like. we won't judge
you. we might laugh at most. if we think your fart is
groundbreaking, then we might give you a certificate. it
really has to be exceptional though.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-08-06 20:44 [#02527414]
Points: 1752 Status: Regular



bums are hideous things


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 20:47 [#02527417]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



have you ever thought about anal? how nasty it can be?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-06 20:48 [#02527419]
Points: 9967 Status: Regular | Followup to umbroman3: #02527414



no


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-08-06 20:50 [#02527422]
Points: 1752 Status: Regular



(song)

gross-out
comedy

you will know it's gross out comedy

gross-out
comedy

you will know it's gross out comedy

gross-out
comedy

you will know it's gross out comedy

gross-out
comedy

you will know it's gross out comedy



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 20:51 [#02527423]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to AMPI MAX: #02527419



nice one.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 20:54 [#02527428]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



do you shit a little sometines when you fart? it makes the
best noises. exquisite.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-06 20:55 [#02527430]
Points: 9967 Status: Regular



ew gross!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 20:58 [#02527433]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to AMPI MAX: #02527430



it's an acquired taste.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-08-06 20:58 [#02527434]
Points: 1752 Status: Regular



(song)
you will know it's gross out comedy


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:07 [#02527476]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



i bet eric pickles does rank farts


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-06 23:09 [#02527477]
Points: 37 Status: Addict



talking with dupe accounts about scoring farting, on dead
messageboard being made of fake swedish herrings.

this is even more pathetic than earthleakage's attempts to
be cool.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:11 [#02527478]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



who has the dupe accounts?


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-06 23:12 [#02527479]
Points: 37 Status: Addict



you, humm to the vikings.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:13 [#02527480]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



if there was some sort of moderator round here, id gladly
show you I dont have any alternative account


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-06 23:16 [#02527482]
Points: 22377 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02527433 | Show recordbag



more likely an aquatic taste


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-06 23:16 [#02527483]
Points: 37 Status: Addict



if there was some sort of moderator round here, this god
forsaken shithole woul have been extended by +260 pixels as
shown on the right, as promised years ago, as it should be.
sadly, there was no, there is no, and there will never be
any serious moderator here to support this hoax of the
2006.
but hey, aphex twin fans can still wank to threads about
analord.



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:18 [#02527484]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



its quite bijou i think, you have to squint a bit though to
get the most out of it


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-06 23:27 [#02527488]
Points: 37 Status: Addict



Hypershit.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 23:30 [#02527490]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyakusen_: #02527488



omg genius.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:30 [#02527491]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict | Followup to Hyakusen_: #02527488



hyakuanus


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-06 23:32 [#02527492]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



hyakucocksuker


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-06 23:33 [#02527493]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict | Followup to Hyakusen_: #02527488



seriously who are you, and why are you pissed off?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-07 00:22 [#02527495]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to mohamed: #02527482



talking abut aquatic it's nice to fart in water. very
refreshing.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-07 00:29 [#02527497]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



we should make an artsy installation of a an ass model get
her ass behind a glass and have her fart all day. i don't
want to see it though.


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-07 00:37 [#02527498]
Points: 37 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02527495



is that how your thought are being born ?
like farts in water ? no wonder u cant produce even a hint
of something intelligent througout all of your 1439 addict
posts. i gueass checking all of them would be even more
cringeworthy than watching all existing cheap bollywood
drama while being wanked by phobiazero's mother.

ah xltronic life. you roll through web to see some glimpse
of something interesting, and then u get this on a board
related to old swedish sturmstroming. this = two of you
uninteresing, dull clowns.

where's horsefactory when u need him.



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-07 00:43 [#02527503]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular



are you horsefactory's bitch?


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-07 00:48 [#02527505]
Points: 37 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02527503



is this really all u can some up with to respond ?
seems i guessed you're romanian anus quite correctly.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-07 09:21 [#02527518]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyakusen_: #02527505



hyakuuu! stop typing and keep sucking that dick!


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-21 12:01 [#02529207]
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farts are just an excuse for people to pretend something on
you


 

online RussellDust on 2017-08-21 20:51 [#02529242]
Points: 9529 Status: Addict



Anxiety->swallowing air all the time->ver long farts,
massive farts that don't smell. (Seriously)

*levitates for 10 seconds*


 

online RussellDust on 2017-08-21 20:52 [#02529244]
Points: 9529 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02527428



That's a bit gross, mate. To each his own though.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-21 20:53 [#02529245]
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whats the reason that always made my stomach fill of air
when i went out for a date, so much that my belly hurted all
the time and i had to realease all that painfully later
while going back home alone?


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 20:58 [#02529248]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-21 20:58 [#02529250]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02529244



i'm not shitting in my pants! don't make things up!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 20:59 [#02529251]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

online RussellDust on 2017-08-21 21:02 [#02529256]
Points: 9529 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02529250



So you don't make things up when you talk about the
exquisite noise it makes when there's a little shit with
your fart, but you don't see that as shitting your pants. I
can understand, but *cough*skidmark city*cough*.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 21:06 [#02529258]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 21:07 [#02529259]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



better one


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 21:09 [#02529260]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



looooooooooooool


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-21 21:16 [#02529262]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02529256



so what?! so what if i shit a little when i fart and it
makes an exquisite noise?!


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 21:19 [#02529264]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict



is it true you will die if you sneeze, fart and wank
simultaneously, I heard its how Stephen Hawking ended up in
a wheelchair


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-08-21 21:19 [#02529265]
Points: 700 Status: Addict



parp


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-21 21:41 [#02529269]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02529264



if you sneeze and fart at the same time your dick can't
handle it and it falls off. if you wank and fart at the same
time you end up in a wheelchair. that's what happened to
stephen hawking. if you sneeze while wanking, a group of
midgets come to kick you on the floor for 4 minutes and 37
seconds. i don't know what happens when you do all 3 at the
same time though.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-21 21:47 [#02529271]
Points: 15619 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02529269



if you do all 3 during the eclipse the monolith from 2001
comes down and plays the countdown theme and the sun
explodes


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-21 21:58 [#02529273]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02529271



AAAAaHHh!!!!


 

online RussellDust on 2017-08-22 18:18 [#02529331]
Points: 9529 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02529262



Relax, funny little man! I wasn't implying you were hurting
anyone. I just thought it was a bit gross, but in childlike
way. Don't be so touchy, I don't judge you because you like
it when your bum leaks a bit of shit when you fart at Asda;
and yes the noise is somewhat non threatening, if not
comforting. I like the fact you spoke about this, so get off
my case, skiders!


 

online RussellDust on 2017-08-22 18:18 [#02529332]
Points: 9529 Status: Addict



Skidders* <3


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2017-08-22 18:30 [#02529334]
Points: 2533 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02529331



i wasn't serious just playin' witcha


 

online SignedUpToLOL from Readers' Wives (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-23 16:23 [#02529383]
Points: 2030 Status: Regular



When I was a younger man I'd be forever angling to give the
birds one up the wrong 'un. But not now, no it'd be gross,
unhygienic, morally indefensible and dispiriting.


 


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