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hello. you can fart in here if you like. we won't judge you. we might laugh at most. if we think your fart is groundbreaking, then we might give you a certificate. it really has to be exceptional though. |
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bums are hideous things |
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have you ever thought about anal? how nasty it can be? |
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(song) gross-out comedy you will know it's gross out comedy gross-out comedy you will know it's gross out comedy gross-out comedy you will know it's gross out comedy gross-out comedy you will know it's gross out comedy |
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nice one. |
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do you shit a little sometines when you fart? it makes the best noises. exquisite. |
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ew gross! |
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it's an acquired taste. |
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(song) you will know it's gross out comedy |
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i bet eric pickles does rank farts |
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talking with dupe accounts about scoring farting, on dead messageboard being made of fake swedish herrings. this is even more pathetic than earthleakage's attempts to be cool. |
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who has the dupe accounts? |
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you, humm to the vikings. |
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if there was some sort of moderator round here, id gladly show you I dont have any alternative account |
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more likely an aquatic taste |
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if there was some sort of moderator round here, this god forsaken shithole woul have been extended by +260 pixels as shown on the right, as promised years ago, as it should be. sadly, there was no, there is no, and there will never be any serious moderator here to support this hoax of the 2006. but hey, aphex twin fans can still wank to threads about analord. |
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its quite bijou i think, you have to squint a bit though to get the most out of it |
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Hypershit. |
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omg genius. |
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hyakuanus |
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hyakucocksuker |
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seriously who are you, and why are you pissed off? |
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talking abut aquatic it's nice to fart in water. very refreshing. |
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we should make an artsy installation of a an ass model get her ass behind a glass and have her fart all day. i don't want to see it though. |
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is that how your thought are being born ? like farts in water ? no wonder u cant produce even a hint of something intelligent througout all of your 1439 addict posts. i gueass checking all of them would be even more cringeworthy than watching all existing cheap bollywood drama while being wanked by phobiazero's mother. ah xltronic life. you roll through web to see some glimpse of something interesting, and then u get this on a board related to old swedish sturmstroming. this = two of you uninteresing, dull clowns. where's horsefactory when u need him. |
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are you horsefactory's bitch? |
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is this really all u can some up with to respond ? seems i guessed you're romanian anus quite correctly. |
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hyakuuu! stop typing and keep sucking that dick! |
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farts are just an excuse for people to pretend something on you |
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Anxiety->swallowing air all the time->ver long farts, massive farts that don't smell. (Seriously) *levitates for 10 seconds* |
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That's a bit gross, mate. To each his own though. |
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whats the reason that always made my stomach fill of air when i went out for a date, so much that my belly hurted all the time and i had to realease all that painfully later while going back home alone? |
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LAZY_TITLE |
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i'm not shitting in my pants! don't make things up! |
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So you don't make things up when you talk about the exquisite noise it makes when there's a little shit with your fart, but you don't see that as shitting your pants. I can understand, but *cough*skidmark city*cough*. |
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looooooooooooool |
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so what?! so what if i shit a little when i fart and it makes an exquisite noise?! |
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is it true you will die if you sneeze, fart and wank simultaneously, I heard its how Stephen Hawking ended up in a wheelchair |
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parp |
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if you sneeze and fart at the same time your dick can't handle it and it falls off. if you wank and fart at the same time you end up in a wheelchair. that's what happened to stephen hawking. if you sneeze while wanking, a group of midgets come to kick you on the floor for 4 minutes and 37 seconds. i don't know what happens when you do all 3 at the same time though. |
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if you do all 3 during the eclipse the monolith from 2001 comes down and plays the countdown theme and the sun explodes |
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AAAAaHHh!!!! |
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Relax, funny little man! I wasn't implying you were hurting anyone. I just thought it was a bit gross, but in childlike way. Don't be so touchy, I don't judge you because you like it when your bum leaks a bit of shit when you fart at Asda; and yes the noise is somewhat non threatening, if not comforting. I like the fact you spoke about this, so get off my case, skiders! |
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Skidders* <3 |
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i wasn't serious just playin' witcha |
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When I was a younger man I'd be forever angling to give the birds one up the wrong 'un. But not now, no it'd be gross, unhygienic, morally indefensible and dispiriting. |
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