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the most ridicolous scene you'll ever see
 

offline mohamed on 2017-07-29 17:00 [#02526251]
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is a man in a room desperately trying to escape a giant bug
flying on his head, walking while squatted down like a duck
and agitating his arm on his head, babbling something for
help


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 17:22 [#02526258]
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is it really though? what about someone choking themselves
while masturbating?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-29 17:48 [#02526262]
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Oh yeah that comic gem; always hilarious.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-29 17:49 [#02526263]
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Shit, this thread isn't about hilarious scenes...



 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 18:02 [#02526270]
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ridiculous is hilarious though.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 18:03 [#02526271]
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its always funnier when they are found wearing suspenders
and lipstick, especially if its a tory mp


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-07-29 18:08 [#02526272]
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Kill Bill


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-07-29 18:09 [#02526273]
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Shit, Bill's really dead


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 18:10 [#02526274]
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keith cardnine yeah he had a strangle wank


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-07-29 18:15 [#02526276]
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5 point hairy palm technique


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 18:16 [#02526277]
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looool


 

offline Hyakusen_ on 2017-08-07 00:43 [#02527502]
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how did u get thourgh the borders ?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-07 13:00 [#02527522]
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hidden into you mums breasts


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-07 13:13 [#02527523]
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ha! not surprising that you're also a racist. hyakuuu! suck
a bag of dicks!


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 14:16 [#02527528]
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David Carradine, DAVID CARRADINE!!! Do you know
nothing!?!?!?!?

I though this was going to be about ridiculous scenes in
movies. I was trying to think of the most absurd, beyond
suspend-disbelief, outright audience insulting scene in one
of the most outlandish films I've ever seen. That being "The
Art of Teen Anal 2: Black Studs on exchange to Japanese
College"


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-07 17:29 [#02527532]
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a bag of baguettes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 17:33 [#02527533]
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its really weird why I typed the name of his lesser known
brother, perhaps Keith is name that sticks in my mind more,
I have a cousin called Keith


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 17:33 [#02527534]
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baguettes are great



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 19:54 [#02527544]
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A friend once asked me if I knew people willing to hire him
to act as a piece of furniture, naked. I actually asked
around, but I thought it was a bit weird. Then one day he
casually slipped this little gem of a question as we were
discussing a show playing that night:

-How much would I need to pay you, for you to walk me
around?

- Eh, what do you mean?

- I would be naked, you would walk me on all fours on a
leash, with a massive eggplant up my arse.

- No amount, ever.

I still shudder a bit because my fucking brain couldn't help
but picture it for a second. We kind of drifted ways...

So yeah that was a pretty ridiculous scene I was mentally
forced upon.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 19:57 [#02527545]
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Yes signeduptolol, there's that Jeremy Beadle moment... lol


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-07 20:05 [#02527546]
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it's interesting that he wants to pay you to walk him on a
leash. assuming would be a better experience on acid, in
broad daylight.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-07 20:06 [#02527547]
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not assuming what the fuck


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 20:15 [#02527548]
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did you ask him why an eggplant? its those sort of details
that make this a great anecdote.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 20:23 [#02527549]
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The guy was actually a devious type of guy. You could tell
by the way he looked at you, or others.

I was working for a guy called Claude Nobs, and his music
festival (Montreux Jazz Festival), all year around.
Basically this guy was part of the small team that stayed
around for the year. Half working, half chilling in this
insane place. We first hit it off purely because we smoked
weed. Slowly turned out the guy was a fake "nice guy"
though.

I'm not saying this because of his sexual preferences
either. I tend to try not to judge someone based on that.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 20:25 [#02527550]
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I just assumed that it was readily available and larger than
most dildos.

I didn't really need to ask. Lol. I'd have asked if it was
an okra.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 20:36 [#02527551]
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yeah I know of claude nobs, he gets a shout out in a live
Jethro tull album I have


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 20:37 [#02527552]
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I suppose the scale of the vegetable speaks to how much of a
deviant he is, if it was a carrot it would be that strange,
well strange enough,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 20:41 [#02527553]
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He's mentioned in Smoke on the Water as well, as "funky
Claude".


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 20:41 [#02527554]
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He was a fucking nightmare, bless him.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 20:43 [#02527555]
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a perfectionist?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-07 20:52 [#02527557]
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Yes possibly, to name one of many issues.

Most people who worked with him, or for him, had developed
Stockholm syndrome.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 21:06 [#02527558]
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Oh dear,

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-07 21:08 [#02527559]
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vocals are off but I like how he says mickey mouse


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-08 14:35 [#02527595]
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Eggplant/Aubergine, tsssh. If I'm going to be lead around on
all fours, completely starkers, it'd have to be a fire
hydrant up my arse.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-08 14:54 [#02527604]
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For toi, anything!

Yeah say aubergine. Not sure why I went for the other,
lesser name.

🍆


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-08 17:53 [#02527626]
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eggplant is really a misleding name, makes me think to a
plant that comes out of an egg


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-08 17:57 [#02527627]
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the original scene narrated in the first post is even more
deilghtful because the man is so full of himself because he
does training bars, ugly just like popeye, i wish he lose
his hair because he would actually be the closest thing to
popeye i ever seen, said i have a 'bad karma' too


 

offline mohamed on 2017-08-08 18:21 [#02527629]
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sumbit! to the bug of death!


 


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