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is a man in a room desperately trying to escape a giant bug flying on his head, walking while squatted down like a duck and agitating his arm on his head, babbling something for help |
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is it really though? what about someone choking themselves while masturbating? |
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Oh yeah that comic gem; always hilarious. |
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Shit, this thread isn't about hilarious scenes... |
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ridiculous is hilarious though. |
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its always funnier when they are found wearing suspenders and lipstick, especially if its a tory mp |
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Kill Bill |
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Shit, Bill's really dead |
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keith cardnine yeah he had a strangle wank |
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5 point hairy palm technique |
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looool |
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how did u get thourgh the borders ? |
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hidden into you mums breasts |
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ha! not surprising that you're also a racist. hyakuuu! suck a bag of dicks! |
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David Carradine, DAVID CARRADINE!!! Do you know nothing!?!?!?!? I though this was going to be about ridiculous scenes in movies. I was trying to think of the most absurd, beyond suspend-disbelief, outright audience insulting scene in one of the most outlandish films I've ever seen. That being "The Art of Teen Anal 2: Black Studs on exchange to Japanese College" |
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a bag of baguettes |
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its really weird why I typed the name of his lesser known brother, perhaps Keith is name that sticks in my mind more, I have a cousin called Keith |
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baguettes are great |
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A friend once asked me if I knew people willing to hire him to act as a piece of furniture, naked. I actually asked around, but I thought it was a bit weird. Then one day he casually slipped this little gem of a question as we were discussing a show playing that night: -How much would I need to pay you, for you to walk me around? - Eh, what do you mean? - I would be naked, you would walk me on all fours on a leash, with a massive eggplant up my arse. - No amount, ever. I still shudder a bit because my fucking brain couldn't help but picture it for a second. We kind of drifted ways... So yeah that was a pretty ridiculous scene I was mentally forced upon. |
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Yes signeduptolol, there's that Jeremy Beadle moment... lol |
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it's interesting that he wants to pay you to walk him on a leash. assuming would be a better experience on acid, in broad daylight. |
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not assuming what the fuck |
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did you ask him why an eggplant? its those sort of details that make this a great anecdote. |
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The guy was actually a devious type of guy. You could tell by the way he looked at you, or others. I was working for a guy called Claude Nobs, and his music festival (Montreux Jazz Festival), all year around. Basically this guy was part of the small team that stayed around for the year. Half working, half chilling in this insane place. We first hit it off purely because we smoked weed. Slowly turned out the guy was a fake "nice guy" though. I'm not saying this because of his sexual preferences either. I tend to try not to judge someone based on that. |
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I just assumed that it was readily available and larger than most dildos. I didn't really need to ask. Lol. I'd have asked if it was an okra. |
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yeah I know of claude nobs, he gets a shout out in a live Jethro tull album I have |
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I suppose the scale of the vegetable speaks to how much of a deviant he is, if it was a carrot it would be that strange, well strange enough, |
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He's mentioned in Smoke on the Water as well, as "funky Claude". |
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He was a fucking nightmare, bless him. |
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a perfectionist? |
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Yes possibly, to name one of many issues. Most people who worked with him, or for him, had developed Stockholm syndrome. |
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Oh dear, |
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vocals are off but I like how he says mickey mouse |
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Eggplant/Aubergine, tsssh. If I'm going to be lead around on all fours, completely starkers, it'd have to be a fire hydrant up my arse. |
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For toi, anything! Yeah say aubergine. Not sure why I went for the other, lesser name. 🍆 |
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eggplant is really a misleding name, makes me think to a plant that comes out of an egg |
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the original scene narrated in the first post is even more deilghtful because the man is so full of himself because he does training bars, ugly just like popeye, i wish he lose his hair because he would actually be the closest thing to popeye i ever seen, said i have a 'bad karma' too |
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sumbit! to the bug of death! |
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