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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 21:31 [#02525913]
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today said a thing so dumb and embarassing that is worth
sharing, i was walking in a corridor at work and i came
across a couple of people, a man and a woman, and the man
says 'ah, good morning'. i replied with a middle way between
thanks and hello, i said 'thankso'. was really embarassed
although it was so ridicolous that i could do nothing but
lol at that and move on.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-25 21:58 [#02525916]
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You were spontaneously creative, don't be embarrassed!



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:27 [#02525918]
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it sounds much embarassing in italian, so embarassing that i
wont even mention it in this thread


 

offline welt on 2017-07-25 22:37 [#02525921]
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You said "Graiao" ?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:39 [#02525922]
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i said 'grao', looked myself around for help to come out the
embarassing situation, then the lady said 'good morning', so
i could move on.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:41 [#02525923]
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i am an italian mother tongue, it didnt came out like a
mispelling error a foreigner could do, more likely a mental
thing


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:43 [#02525924]
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i wanted to say both grazie and ciao


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-25 22:53 [#02525925]
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saying mum to a woman who wasn't my mum in the supermarket


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 23:25 [#02525929]
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haha


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-26 00:01 [#02525934]
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Hahah. Reminds me of a bloke from my friend's town. He was
on live telly for something and at the end of his already
awkward interview he blended "Pleasure to be here" and
"Thanks for having me" into "Pleasure to have me."


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 01:06 [#02525936]
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Haha! Lovely stuff. I've a little feeling I'll be using
"Pleasure to have me", on purpose, in the future. Thanks
Haft's friend's co-townsman!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 05:26 [#02525946]
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I was there. What you really said was "thanks fatso". The
man was obese and was crying afterward.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 05:31 [#02525947]
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smellodies. What you need is a device that can rapidly make
it smell like farts then watermelon /farts/watermelon. That
can be your beat. Then you can add like a note of whale
carcass smell over this beat, each note is how decayed the
carcass is. You need a pause button for every time you
exhale.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 08:18 [#02525951]
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lol


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 10:35 [#02525955]
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xD


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 17:37 [#02525962]
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my friend said in broken Spanish "I am here for my husband"
to the immigration services in argentina, when he meant I am
my wifes husband


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 17:52 [#02525964]
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Fool me once, shame on... shame on you... ... fool me you
can't get fooled again


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 23:37 [#02525985]
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should've said 'i am her husband' if accompanied by his
wife,


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-27 00:56 [#02525991]
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You're workin hard to put food on your family


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 14:46 [#02526085]
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lol!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 14:52 [#02526088]
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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-28 14:58 [#02526089]
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you kids need to learn the value of a holla


 


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