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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 21:31 [#02525913]
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today said a thing so dumb and embarassing that is worth sharing, i was walking in a corridor at work and i came across a couple of people, a man and a woman, and the man says 'ah, good morning'. i replied with a middle way between thanks and hello, i said 'thankso'. was really embarassed although it was so ridicolous that i could do nothing but lol at that and move on.
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RussellDust
on 2017-07-25 21:58 [#02525916]
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You were spontaneously creative, don't be embarrassed!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:27 [#02525918]
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it sounds much embarassing in italian, so embarassing that i wont even mention it in this thread
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welt
on 2017-07-25 22:37 [#02525921]
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You said "Graiao" ?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:39 [#02525922]
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i said 'grao', looked myself around for help to come out the embarassing situation, then the lady said 'good morning', so i could move on.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:41 [#02525923]
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i am an italian mother tongue, it didnt came out like a mispelling error a foreigner could do, more likely a mental thing
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 22:43 [#02525924]
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i wanted to say both grazie and ciao
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-25 22:53 [#02525925]
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saying mum to a woman who wasn't my mum in the supermarket
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-25 23:25 [#02525929]
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haha
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-26 00:01 [#02525934]
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Hahah. Reminds me of a bloke from my friend's town. He was on live telly for something and at the end of his already awkward interview he blended "Pleasure to be here" and "Thanks for having me" into "Pleasure to have me."
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SignedUpToLOL
from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 01:06 [#02525936]
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Haha! Lovely stuff. I've a little feeling I'll be using "Pleasure to have me", on purpose, in the future. Thanks Haft's friend's co-townsman!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 05:26 [#02525946]
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I was there. What you really said was "thanks fatso". The man was obese and was crying afterward.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 05:31 [#02525947]
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smellodies. What you need is a device that can rapidly make it smell like farts then watermelon /farts/watermelon. That can be your beat. Then you can add like a note of whale carcass smell over this beat, each note is how decayed the carcass is. You need a pause button for every time you exhale.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 08:18 [#02525951]
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lol
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 10:35 [#02525955]
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xD
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 17:37 [#02525962]
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my friend said in broken Spanish "I am here for my husband" to the immigration services in argentina, when he meant I am my wifes husband
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-26 17:52 [#02525964]
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Fool me once, shame on... shame on you... ... fool me you can't get fooled again
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-07-26 23:37 [#02525985]
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should've said 'i am her husband' if accompanied by his wife,
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Haft
from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-27 00:56 [#02525991]
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You're workin hard to put food on your family
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mermaidman
on 2017-07-28 14:46 [#02526085]
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lol!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 14:52 [#02526088]
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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-28 14:58 [#02526089]
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you kids need to learn the value of a holla
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