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offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 22:47 [#02526146]
Points: 15890 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02526133



Hey, I said I had suffering for depression since 2003 and
got nothing, nothing. I guess I should have mentioned why!
Sheesh.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 22:49 [#02526147]
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Seriously, are you trolling? You've been weird forever on
here, it's nothing new. I hope you're not fucking with us.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 22:52 [#02526148]
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sorry I must have missed that mate, that's a long time to
suffer,


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 22:53 [#02526149]
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Although I did mention that a few days ago, in a thread
about depression, I was messing with you; because I know
you're a big softy, but also too apologetic!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 22:58 [#02526150]
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Cheetah over Selek any day. Actually, I'm going to be bold
and say something that will surely upset a few: but Aphex
over AFX.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 22:59 [#02526151]
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Ah ok, yes lifes too short to be an arsehole I think!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:00 [#02526152]
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that's heretical round here!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:00 [#02526153]
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Messing with you in this thread; I'm not that much of
a bastard.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:00 [#02526154]
Points: 7990 Status: Regular



RussellDust do you want me to give you a little massage so
you can feel better?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:01 [#02526155]
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I'm not advocating being an arsehole. I'm sure you know
that's not what I mean.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:08 [#02526156]
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i know, I was just joshing


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:08 [#02526157]
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Better from what exactly, mermaidman, my depression? Maybe
my neurosis, my debts? What do your massages do exactly,
make the human race a little bit less of a fucking
nightmare? Does a massage mastered by your hands reveal
whether or not we live on in some way after death?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:11 [#02526158]
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no, i just thought it would make you feel better.
you won't live after you die by the way. why would you?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:13 [#02526159]
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my gfs a massage therapist but I never get one, I have to
rub my own back


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:14 [#02526160]
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I think most people are borderline insane when you get older
you realise the more intelligent a species is perhaps the
more prone to madness, its like the wrong genes have gotten
into the mix somewhere along the way, u reckon its when
gengis khan conquered most of Eurasia or something


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:15 [#02526161]
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I'm sorry to hear that Ampi's hardrive fell out of his
caravan's window into some cow pats. While he was depressed.
About being a gay.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-07-28 23:15 [#02526162]
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i was depressed before but now i have more problems.
everyone has developments russ its not all about you and
your crumbling marriage.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-07-28 23:16 [#02526163]
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some of those tracks were going places u cunt


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:19 [#02526164]
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They went somewhere alright. Onto the dungheap.

Where they belong!


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:19 [#02526165]
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being a gay is okay ampi.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:22 [#02526166]
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its 2017, if you don't want to stick your cock up a mans
arse you need help!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:23 [#02526167]
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My marriage is fine. Was it not that would have been pretty
low, even by your standards.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:24 [#02526168]
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Oh ampi is gay? That's ok, I don't think anyone will
disapprove here.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:25 [#02526169]
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Imagine smelling a man's bum and going "Coooorrrr, I'll have
a bit of that!" Mental?!?!?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-07-28 23:26 [#02526170]
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my mums dying u cunts i hate u


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-28 23:30 [#02526171]
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wave your fist in sign of revenge


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-28 23:33 [#02526172]
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Seriously if you're trolling, this is evil. If not, it
shouldn't have anything to do with you being gay.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:43 [#02526174]
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the french invented it with their big aqualine noses,
perfectly shaped for exploring a sweaty crevice


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:45 [#02526176]
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did you tell her?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:45 [#02526177]
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did she tell her?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:46 [#02526178]
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he


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:48 [#02526179]
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how long has she been ill? is there any hope for her?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:51 [#02526180]
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List of Worries

1). Being a gay
2). Dropped hard drive out of toilet window onto some dog
dirts. Lost tracks that were "going somewhere".
3). Oh yeah, Mum's dying.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:53 [#02526181]
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surely he wouldnt troll about his mum being terminal


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-28 23:57 [#02526182]
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you need to address your worries separately. your mom's
illness has nothing to do with you being a gay.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-28 23:59 [#02526183]
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Unless that's what made her ill?


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 00:00 [#02526184]
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i hope not.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-29 00:05 [#02526185]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:11 [#02526187]
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i dont think you can get a terminal illness from sniffing
someones bumhole, if that was the case Elton John has 9
lives


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 00:13 [#02526188]
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no his mother isn't sniffing anything. it's ampi that is.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:19 [#02526189]
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>


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 00:23 [#02526191]
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lol! you can enjoy bum sniffing but you shouldn't bother
other people.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:25 [#02526192]
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he was getting his moneys worth there, i always look behind
me when im in tescos now


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-07-29 00:28 [#02526193]
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im not smelling any bums guys. and yes my mum is super
unwell but ill deal with it.
im just having a bad day ok letting off a bit of steam


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:31 [#02526194]
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hope she gets well soon


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:33 [#02526195]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:36 [#02526196]
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imagine him bumming an aircraft carrier


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 00:39 [#02526197]
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imagine leaving your house to go to work and this guy is on
your car.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 00:41 [#02526198]
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at 01:49 see how he taps it like a clit.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 00:42 [#02526199]
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yes id stick a mouse trap in the exhaust pipe or something,
bet he trawls car parks at night and molests audis or
something


 


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