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come on lets do this.. |
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"Server not found". You've fallen at the fist hurdle. |
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Ignore me, I failed. I fell at the first hurdle. No motivation for me, soz. |
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fun factoid "thats just his elephantiasis testicles painted orange" |
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Surely even mr motivator had a day where he found it really hard to get out of bed |
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you can do abs like cristiano ronaldo with that ball |
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yes his can probably open his walnuts with his stomach at christmas |
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Super motivator! |
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Where do you reckon he will end up if he does leave Real? |
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a gay bar? |
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your avatar is motivational, and rotational! |
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With his anus. I once was so agitated as a child in hospital when they had put me to sleep they thought they should sedate me first with suppositories before they could make the injection. I split them both in half, yes, with my anus. To give my strong sphincter another claim to fame is when my gastroentologist recently told me I have "a very good, and strong anus". I found that odd, maybe it was a butt doctor thing, but now thanks to this thread I can put two and two together. I get a five. Do you have any anus stories to share? |
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When they had to put me to sleep* |
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was he examining you hands free and grunting after every syllable? |
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i stuck my finger up a polish womans arse once and she told me to keep it in in there |
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This was a check up of my anus and rectum because I was bleeding every time I took a shit. No comments were made during the colonoscopies I've had, but I watched what was happening on the screen twice. Twice they told me I'd be out. |
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Yep both women and men apparently enjoy that. |
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oh dear, well i hope it wasnt anything too serious, my brother once had a tooth extraction, and they obviously didn't give him enough sedative and he subsequently had a dream that he was chewing on a metal tap |
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i think she was a bit of a nympho, i had the time of my life! |
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i hope he comes to Inter to play with with friend Joao Mario |
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ronaldo is great, i reckon it wont be long till his knees explode or something the amount he puts himself through |
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what do you think of Salah Mo? |
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actually an european level egyptian football player, can make 10-15 goals |
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i think 42 + 8 millions euros is a bit too much, though |
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I agree with mo about the price. He wasn't great at Chelsea, but apparently he's matured a lot both on and off the pitch. A bit surprised at how keen and quick Liverpool were. |
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i think he might be worth it, early days though, he looked brilliant for roma, he is fast as f*ck, liverpool fans already like his personality |
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He's definitely quick. |
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ive seen him losing a bit of that speed, but i might be mistaken |
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yes he seemed tons better at roma, it will be interesting to see what happens, rumours of us going in for naby keita 70 million euros, that is a shit load of money, he looks the real deal but i think that too much by about 20 million at least |
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If Chelsea signed him again I'd be a bit annoyed to be honest! Sorry Hypermate! :D |
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Yeah that ended well! ;) |
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only player that impressed me with his speed apart ronaldo was early samuel eto'o. fast like a jaguar. |
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yes i can understand he hardly set the world alight at chelsea, i reckon he will do well, he suits klopp style |
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yes he was rapid Bale has a very high top end speed, |
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yes, not watching the video right now but i remember that game, |
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he was the only reason tottenham won by the looks of it |
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i think real madrid will sell him this summer |
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Not saying he's the fastest at all, but Pedro has at time be super fast for Chelsea this season. Same with Willian and Hazard. |
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yes get a load of money for him, he is fantastic but injured too much |
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Coutinho is amazing at Liverpool. He impresses me when I watch him. His goals are often great strikes as well. |
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yes they are all fast as fuck, hazard is fast with the ball as well under control thats why he is so good, i remember him when he was playing for Lille at 19 i wondered why no one immediately bough him after that match |
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Pedro was fast at Barcelona as well, i was surprised they let him go at the time |
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this season was his first sort of consistent season for us, which is great he looks like a real match winner now, |
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pedro is deffo above average but that is just average at Barcelona, having said that they could do with him now, this is the weakest squad they have had for a while, discounting the front 3 |
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yes its the remains of Barcelona |
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they are trying to buy veratti from psg |
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they dont have enough steel in the midfield since inesta is aging and xavi is long gone, they probably should have got pogba |
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i think verratti would be perfect for barcelona, he is the most brazilian player we have |
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