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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 20:41 [#02519084]
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anything goes
to stop threads derailing too much

just let it all out in here, your dreams and fears


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 20:44 [#02519087]
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yes so apart from buildings randomly exploding, nothing much
happens where i live


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-05-04 20:46 [#02519088]
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www.slsknet.org

download soulseek

there's a chatroom aphextwin.nu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 20:46 [#02519091]
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i have soulseek, are you in the chat room?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-05-04 20:49 [#02519096]
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yes

have a listen to this guy
https://soundcloud.com/mopfunk
mop funk

he's amazing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 20:50 [#02519098]
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yes i dont know how i know the name


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 20:51 [#02519099]
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good stuyff


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-04 21:17 [#02519126]
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I think xltronic is cheating on watmm


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 21:21 [#02519136]
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seems like more people have been popping up here as of late,
not many but perhaps its a start of a mass migration away
from the tyranny


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-04 21:38 [#02519160]
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i think thread are a success because people can talk freely
in it, is an unique occasion to make your points straight, i
dont approve this watmm style thread


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-04 21:42 [#02519163]
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^ yes i had that thought, i didnt make it as means of
regulating any other conversations really, its best when
anyone can say anything at any time. I suppose you can just
say anything you like in here without any context of fear of
ridicule

like bum willy bumm mavis, will smith felating a walrus


 

offline mohamed on 2017-05-06 11:45 [#02519314]
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ah you just entered the xltronic sect of the 10000s


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-06 12:29 [#02519316]
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yes do i get a special badge or something

ive literally just been spouting shite for years now


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2017-05-06 23:45 [#02519324]
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I have more vivid dreams now that I almost eat raw foods,
but I didn't have lucid dreaming for quite a while, even
looking at my hand and counting my fingers don't seem to
help... But my dreams are fascinating now anyways... Wait
what was the question again ?


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 00:54 [#02519327]
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umbroman man wat is your name in there


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 00:56 [#02519328]
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when lightnin an tunda clap we call drop


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-05-07 11:50 [#02519330]
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name in where


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-05-07 11:50 [#02519331]
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soulseek?

plaicefish



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-07 18:00 [#02519336]
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Hey hyper, dunno if like me as a kid you were often put in
front of movies, but my gosh I must have watched so many
movies as a young child.

Saw Saving mr Banks last night, and Dustette just couldn't
understand why I keep shedding a tear throughout. I had
forgotten how implanted in my brain the music to Mary
Poppins was.

I thought it was a good flick.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 19:25 [#02519337]
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I'd like to hear everyone's favourite sex memories or
anecdotes. Keep it light guys! No stories about snapped
whatnots, forced how's your father or trying to flag a taxi
whilst haemorrhaging from the arse, please!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 19:33 [#02519338]
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Mary Poppins must be a 'spoonful' of nostalgia


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 19:34 [#02519339]
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Mary Poppins is my reference point for bad cockney accents
with Dick Van Dyke, but it makes it more compelling to watch


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 19:36 [#02519340]
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The archbishop of Canterbury in leather biker gear, the
gents in the park, a warm watermelon and a croquet mallet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-07 19:38 [#02519341]
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Its weird really but the films i used to watch as a kid,
like never-ending story, willow, dark crystal etc.. have
more complex plots, more artistic merit that half the adult
movies you see the in the movies nowadays, thats the
regression of mainstream culture, how i see it


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-08 04:05 [#02519348]
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dark meth was weird. had weird pippets that like large
crows.



 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-05-08 07:51 [#02519350]
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When I was in art school, I trimmed half of my
girlfriend-at-the-time's pubic hair off (her left, my right
was it?). Then I shaved the other half off myself (my
right). So then when we had sex with her on her back, our
pubic hair lined up. It was pretty funny.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 09:46 [#02519353]
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yes if you're young its kind of freaky, it always stays in
your mind rather than the bland stuff they pump out today


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-08 11:25 [#02519354]
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and thats how ambidextrous crabs were finally born hehe


 

offline jnasato from https://blisst.io (Antarctica) on 2017-05-08 13:22 [#02519356]
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Crabs is like a Fine Art major thing. We were Illustration
& Graphic Design. Much cleaner! So much pride in Fine Art
for not bathing...


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 16:57 [#02519357]
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Not favorite, but got a blowjob on a train once. Had sex on
a desert beach once too, but all of a sudden creepy old men
appeared so we hurried off. We were in Greece and when we
later told the story people howled with laughter as we had
accidentally mistaken this deserted beach with a swingers
meetin place.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-08 16:58 [#02519358]
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Ha ha!


 

offline freqy on 2017-05-11 00:46 [#02519544]
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fun jumpin n pumpin tune


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 06:18 [#02519545]
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^ its like being inside a zorb ball filled with nitrous
oxide rolling through a prehistoric forest across giant
centipedes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 08:37 [#02519547]
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was it a one of those Pendolino trains, if not you were
taking a bit of a risk with bumpiness


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 08:38 [#02519548]
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for your home Freqy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 08:40 [#02519549]
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When i go to sleep i either have very elaborate dreams,
perhaps once or twice a week but more often or not i shut my
eyes and awake like someone used my brain as a light switch,
the trick is to be the sufficient amount of tired, so i
watched a lecture on ancient history before sleep last night
to bore my brain . Brain is a fine tuned thing i reckon,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 08:43 [#02519550]
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the fact you prefaced the pubic ying yang shaving anecdote
with the fact you were in art school gives your story
context and makes it almost seem like a normal occurrence.
If you said you did it on a high security wing of an all
male prison it would have been a shocking revelation


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 16:28 [#02519554]
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LISTEN UP! Today's sermon be concernin' Pussy. Nows I'm
abouts to set you straight in the art of pleasuring the
female part. Even duds like you know it ain't just about
Banging. Nigga gotta get down and lick if he wants that Sex
Slice slick. Juggle her titties? Shure! Slap that ass? Do
you even need to ask? Now I'd like you turn to page 368 of
yo Bitch Bible.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 16:32 [#02519555]
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the exorcist


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 16:42 [#02519556]
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Please remember to try out my new MMORPG "Jizz on me, Hero"

(*Pssst* - Now available with jihadi expansion pack - Carve
out your own pocket of resistance and fuck all the local
women whilst killing all males over the age of 11. But
careful - other would-be warlords might have the same
idea... *****)


 

offline welt on 2017-05-11 18:57 [#02519557]
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I actually wonder quite seriously if there ever was a
person, who was both a "son of a whore" and a "
motherfucker" thus combining two of the most frequently used
offenses. And I wonder if he was depressed about it and
considered it a sorry state of affairs. Or if maybe he was
happy.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-11 19:37 [#02519562]
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I'm pretty sure that there are more sons of whores than
whores.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-11 19:39 [#02519563]
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And yes, quite definitely. I'm sure the son of a prostitute
is having sexual intercourse with a woman (who has given
birth in her past) right now!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-11 19:41 [#02519564]
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Pretty sure he's happy. Ok that's sorted one side of the
interpretation.

I'm quite sure that would work too, the other
interpretation, though with a possibly less content
motherfucker as a result.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2017-05-11 20:30 [#02519565]
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I had a blowjob in a car too but..... she was driving !
That was intense


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Nude in the (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:16 [#02519570]
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Were you sat on the dashboard, astride the wheel?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:20 [#02519571]
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was it a robin reliant?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:23 [#02519572]
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was it thora driving a bubble car?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-05-11 22:23 [#02519573]
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thora hird in a monster truck


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-05-12 16:33 [#02519612]
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She was driving while your boyfriend was sucking off your
best friend. You were jealous on the back seat. Get real.


 


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