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No sorry I got that wrong. They were on the back seat, you were in the front next to your mum. |
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I'm getting turned on. |
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were you driving a submarine full of naked russian sailors at the time |
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Who? He stated he wasn't driving. Do you mean me? When? |
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oh yeah, sorry i have the mental capacity of a gnat at the moment |
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Sharpen up, boy! |
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i spent the evening cleaning the house, it was my turn but i anticipated instead of doing it tomorrow morning, i did a good job like i liked it while i was doing it, and these guys that just came living in deserve to live in the clean. |
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i dont know how many dried figs i eaten. im gonna pay for this |
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i thikn around 20. |
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its like i have frogs in my belly already |
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Frigs. |
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i just moped the kitchen and bathroom, i know when its time to mop because my shoes start sticking, i should probably mop more often |
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how are your flatmates settling in? |
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im trying to instill them the principle of which the cleanest we keep, the less effort we need. and the healthiest we live in our heads. its crucial, they are common and vital spaces for everyone. they are responding well, can't pretend full workability but there is good will. im not irritated like i can't see uncaring or anything. im not the one who forces tortoises to run. |
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is that an Italian idiom, 'forces tortoises to run'? |
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nope i just invented it, cant you picture someone bothered by tortoises slowness and forcing their pace? |
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sometimes i joke with my dog and do it when she slows down, but its just a joke we agree to do its funny, she speeds ups right away |
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yeah its a good one, force the tortoise |
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one step at time, one day i show you where the garbage local is, the other i put the garbage in front of the door and you take them out, the other i take the garbage out and tell you it takes about two days to fill, and so on. |
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Tonight's tale is "Once upon a Wishmas", adapted for radio from the short story by Murray Mindrape. |
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So, is Avril Lavigne alive, is the conspiracy true? I think it's true. |
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She looked like an elf |
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listen to his funny sounds after the umbrella gag. LOL |
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they were easy to lease in those days! |
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I laughed at the air at the airport joke "you fools" |
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he uses his voice so very well. |
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yes what would you call it modulation? |
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harmonic distortions |
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comedy singing |
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stutter glitching |
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someone should make a Frankie howards soundboard/ patch in supercollider |
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would be fun |
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I want a brian sewell one "naughty boys, ...lascivious boys" |
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i missed that bit |
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if he was in blur boys who like boys, who dig boys, like their boys,who dig boys, like their Boysz.,,who dig boys like thier Boyz. bit worrying tho. |
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the documentary he did on the Medici is actually fairly interesting, its like watching someone narrate a book imagine him singing boys boys boys, like sabrina |
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or signing eddy grant's electric avenue in that voice |
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we need his satnav syllable samples to do this now |
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MY GF'S NAN LOOKS LIKE BRIAN SEWELL WITH A SHROPSHIRE ACCENT |
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could be bothered to type again without caslock |
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laptop im using has a few dead keys so i have to cut and paste p for example to construct a sentence |
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cant y get get a cheap USB keyboard you need to go to charity shops more. also did you know star wars ep3 on vhs is worth over 100 pounds. |
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asda and wilkinson do cheap keyboards. |
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5 quid |
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why not fix your keyboard you might have some crisps stuck inside. have you actually tried turning teh thing upside down and hiting it? then vacuuming it with the nozzle adaptor? |
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fix the p you fixed a plasma tv for flip sake. |
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cant you program f1 or f2 to be P? make a supercolider patch to reroute f3 to be p. |
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yeah i took the keys off, its the main board that is the issue, i could repair it i think, small laptops are so fiddly, its not so much of a bother as i have a coule of other computers that i use more Its funny you should mention cleaning keyboards, i cleaned the main one with compressed air the other day, and it was like a whole bag of monster munch crumbs and biscuits came out, and hair as well. It was getting a bit unsanitary to use i cleaned it with one of those antibac wipes as well |
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