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anything goes to stop threads derailing too much just let it all out in here, your dreams and fears |
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yes so apart from buildings randomly exploding, nothing much happens where i live |
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www.slsknet.org download soulseek there's a chatroom aphextwin.nu |
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i have soulseek, are you in the chat room? |
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yes have a listen to this guy https://soundcloud.com/mopfunk mop funk he's amazing |
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yes i dont know how i know the name |
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good stuyff |
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I think xltronic is cheating on watmm |
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seems like more people have been popping up here as of late, not many but perhaps its a start of a mass migration away from the tyranny |
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i think thread are a success because people can talk freely in it, is an unique occasion to make your points straight, i dont approve this watmm style thread |
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^ yes i had that thought, i didnt make it as means of regulating any other conversations really, its best when anyone can say anything at any time. I suppose you can just say anything you like in here without any context of fear of ridicule like bum willy bumm mavis, will smith felating a walrus |
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ah you just entered the xltronic sect of the 10000s |
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yes do i get a special badge or something ive literally just been spouting shite for years now |
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I have more vivid dreams now that I almost eat raw foods, but I didn't have lucid dreaming for quite a while, even looking at my hand and counting my fingers don't seem to help... But my dreams are fascinating now anyways... Wait what was the question again ? |
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umbroman man wat is your name in there |
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when lightnin an tunda clap we call drop |
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name in where |
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soulseek? plaicefish |
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Hey hyper, dunno if like me as a kid you were often put in front of movies, but my gosh I must have watched so many movies as a young child. Saw Saving mr Banks last night, and Dustette just couldn't understand why I keep shedding a tear throughout. I had forgotten how implanted in my brain the music to Mary Poppins was. I thought it was a good flick. |
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I'd like to hear everyone's favourite sex memories or anecdotes. Keep it light guys! No stories about snapped whatnots, forced how's your father or trying to flag a taxi whilst haemorrhaging from the arse, please! |
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Mary Poppins must be a 'spoonful' of nostalgia |
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Mary Poppins is my reference point for bad cockney accents with Dick Van Dyke, but it makes it more compelling to watch |
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The archbishop of Canterbury in leather biker gear, the gents in the park, a warm watermelon and a croquet mallet |
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Its weird really but the films i used to watch as a kid, like never-ending story, willow, dark crystal etc.. have more complex plots, more artistic merit that half the adult movies you see the in the movies nowadays, thats the regression of mainstream culture, how i see it |
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dark meth was weird. had weird pippets that like large crows. |
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When I was in art school, I trimmed half of my girlfriend-at-the-time's pubic hair off (her left, my right was it?). Then I shaved the other half off myself (my right). So then when we had sex with her on her back, our pubic hair lined up. It was pretty funny. |
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yes if you're young its kind of freaky, it always stays in your mind rather than the bland stuff they pump out today |
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and thats how ambidextrous crabs were finally born hehe |
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Crabs is like a Fine Art major thing. We were Illustration & Graphic Design. Much cleaner! So much pride in Fine Art for not bathing... |
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Not favorite, but got a blowjob on a train once. Had sex on a desert beach once too, but all of a sudden creepy old men appeared so we hurried off. We were in Greece and when we later told the story people howled with laughter as we had accidentally mistaken this deserted beach with a swingers meetin place. |
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Ha ha! |
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^ its like being inside a zorb ball filled with nitrous oxide rolling through a prehistoric forest across giant centipedes |
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was it a one of those Pendolino trains, if not you were taking a bit of a risk with bumpiness |
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When i go to sleep i either have very elaborate dreams, perhaps once or twice a week but more often or not i shut my eyes and awake like someone used my brain as a light switch, the trick is to be the sufficient amount of tired, so i watched a lecture on ancient history before sleep last night to bore my brain . Brain is a fine tuned thing i reckon, |
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the fact you prefaced the pubic ying yang shaving anecdote with the fact you were in art school gives your story context and makes it almost seem like a normal occurrence. If you said you did it on a high security wing of an all male prison it would have been a shocking revelation |
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LISTEN UP! Today's sermon be concernin' Pussy. Nows I'm abouts to set you straight in the art of pleasuring the female part. Even duds like you know it ain't just about Banging. Nigga gotta get down and lick if he wants that Sex Slice slick. Juggle her titties? Shure! Slap that ass? Do you even need to ask? Now I'd like you turn to page 368 of yo Bitch Bible. |
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Please remember to try out my new MMORPG "Jizz on me, Hero" (*Pssst* - Now available with jihadi expansion pack - Carve out your own pocket of resistance and fuck all the local women whilst killing all males over the age of 11. But careful - other would-be warlords might have the same idea... *****) |
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I actually wonder quite seriously if there ever was a person, who was both a "son of a whore" and a " motherfucker" thus combining two of the most frequently used offenses. And I wonder if he was depressed about it and considered it a sorry state of affairs. Or if maybe he was happy. |
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I'm pretty sure that there are more sons of whores than whores. |
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And yes, quite definitely. I'm sure the son of a prostitute is having sexual intercourse with a woman (who has given birth in her past) right now! |
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Pretty sure he's happy. Ok that's sorted one side of the interpretation. I'm quite sure that would work too, the other interpretation, though with a possibly less content motherfucker as a result. |
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I had a blowjob in a car too but..... she was driving ! That was intense |
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Were you sat on the dashboard, astride the wheel? |
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was it a robin reliant? |
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was it thora driving a bubble car? |
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thora hird in a monster truck |
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She was driving while your boyfriend was sucking off your best friend. You were jealous on the back seat. Get real. |
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