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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 14:24 [#02515490]
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48 guests i noticed. i encourage you to come out of the
woodwork and engage


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:19 [#02515510]
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lurkers, they come and go


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:21 [#02515511]
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i made that comment and literally 25 people less were there


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:22 [#02515512]
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they ran away from themselves


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:24 [#02515513]
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i wonder if they are masturbating to my avatar


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:25 [#02515514]
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yeah that while eating a burger and farting


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:26 [#02515515]
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loooool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:27 [#02515516]
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I did that last night, ate a chicken burger and farted, i
wasnt wanking at the time though, i was probably chatting on
here


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:28 [#02515517]
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there, caught you


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:28 [#02515518]
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my manual dexterity isnt there yet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:29 [#02515519]
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what blows my mind is that there is probably a airplane
pilot or helicopter pilot having a wank right now, possible
hovering above your house


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:29 [#02515520]
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luxurious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:33 [#02515522]
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or wanking full pelt on a segway round the vatican


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:35 [#02515523]
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wanking on a segway going down the side of the pyramids


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:39 [#02515524]
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wanking on a unicycle in the middle of Mosul


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:40 [#02515525]
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i cant picture myself wanking to monuments


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:41 [#02515526]
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what is there in Mosul to wank to


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-14 17:41 [#02515527]
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When you log off you're automatically assigned as a guest.
The numbers pile up. It's not real.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:42 [#02515528]
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just for the thrill and skill of it it during a ISIS
firefight


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:43 [#02515529]
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ah ok, i think there must be a small amount of harcore
lurkers though every site has them


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:44 [#02515530]
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ok, i can picture myself wanking on a unicyle in the middle
of Mosul while firing rounds then


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:45 [#02515531]
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surely it would cause a spontaneous ceasefire and you would
be hailed a hero, then you would go on to solve the middle
east peace process by wanking along the gaza strip on a
penny farthing


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:46 [#02515532]
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maybe when youre coming raise the rifle and start firing
while youre screaming, that also sounds like a good movie
scene


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:47 [#02515533]
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that would probably cause immediate crucifixion in real life


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:50 [#02515534]
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be worth it though definitely get into the history books as
the most suicidal act of all time


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:50 [#02515535]
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Lurkers are real, dont let Russeldust discourage your faith


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:51 [#02515537]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 17:53 [#02515538]
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i know they are real because i was a lurker that surfaced


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 17:55 [#02515539]
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this is gr8


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 18:00 [#02515540]
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its a creative way to commit suicide


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 19:16 [#02515545]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNn5adS_QQ


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 19:21 [#02515546]
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spellbinding stuff!



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 19:25 [#02515547]
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i like the video of the big eagle you have very apt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 19:28 [#02515550]
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big eagle acid, if you do a bandcamp release i'll do the
track titles if you want


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 19:50 [#02515553]
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Leave some comments and click like and subscribe


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 20:06 [#02515554]
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Was taken in osaka zoo 2010


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:07 [#02515555]
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i looks like it could rip someones head off and fly away
with it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:08 [#02515556]
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i think it might be a stellars sea eagle cos i was reading
about eagles on wikipedia once


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:10 [#02515557]
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actually looks more like a golden eagle


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:11 [#02515558]
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I like the zoom in on the spider you did as well, like a
auteur 70s french film director


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:12 [#02515559]
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you can see its thought process "right which way should i
turn, hmm this way or that way, mmm i think i'll go that
way"


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 20:20 [#02515560]
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brings back memories


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:22 [#02515561]
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imagine if you swapped consciousness with that spider for
five minutes like freaky friday,


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 20:26 [#02515562]
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can you link me the video please?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:27 [#02515563]
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link


 

offline umbroman3 on 2017-03-14 20:30 [#02515564]
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love going to the zoo ;-)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-14 20:32 [#02515565]
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thats not a euphemism for going cottaging is it?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-14 22:46 [#02515569]
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umBRO


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-15 00:28 [#02515597]
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given how this board feels about spiders, i'm sure you'll
all be happy to hear the answer is: spiders.

web spiders trundle in and load up 17 pages at once to suck
down and index. the board adds 17 to the guest count. the
bots leave and the number gradually settles back down

i mean, the only other option is that someone here said
something interesting enough to warrant linking around.... i
know, right? snowflake's chance in


 


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