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offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:30 [#02514974]
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I've been praying to the squirrel lord for every single
nano particle of Jewish energy floating about to horribly
harm AMPI MAX and his pure, innocent soul.

We're all more than aware that he is being attacked, but I
fear it's not enough.

Please join me. It can only make the conspiracy stronger.
AMPI MAX has to suffer for our sins. He has to learn. His
fear is just. It is real. He was chosen.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:32 [#02514975]
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I can already feel he is being harmed.


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-10 21:37 [#02514978]
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I invoke the Scientologists of Innsmouth to rise and drag
AMPI MAX to Y'ha-nthlei for the Water Auditing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:39 [#02514979]
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Oh it has begun!


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-10 21:40 [#02514980]
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When we write his name in all caps like AMPI MAX it
unleashes incredible Baha'i Power and Fierce Mormonism


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:40 [#02514981]
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Hating women helps!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:43 [#02514984]
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I feel like that time I first took an Albert Hoffman.

AMPI MAX

It really does hold power.

I now invoke the Chomsky-is-harming-the-world card!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-10 21:49 [#02514988]
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I now invoke Tommy Lee Jones.


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-10 22:13 [#02514994]
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He's not answering because he knows the Legion of Imams can
triangulate on his cell signal.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 01:18 [#02515000]
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i'm torn between trying to be constructive vs. adding fuel
to the fire, so this post will probably be a mix of both.

when he showed up, i was not finding myself eager to
interact with him. god knows how many people feel the same
about me, though (especially back when i was drinking), so
how can i fault him for that? besides, this is xltronic --
the only baraindance board that's more or less left me be as
i post all sorts of weird shit -- and who am i top stop him,
or suggest he change?

so i sat his rants out; this worked fine enough. until, one
day, he covered a song from jazz jackrabbit 2 in fruity
loops or something, and because of my avatar, it was utterly
impossible to him that i not find it amazing and shower him
with attention and suck his dick for ten minutes. first and
foremost, my avatar is from the jazz jackrabbit 1. i was not
a fan of 2 at all. second, i tried to be kind anyways,
because there was a sort of innocence to it: look what i
did! it felt cruel to not try and reply. but this meant
interacting with him, and it didn't go well. i failed to
meet his minimum threshold of towering praise and he flipped
out and now he probably hates me forever.

which is a shame, because it's not like i hated his remix.
it stayed on my playlist and i danced to it a couple times
when it came by and if i hated it i would have just deleted
it. i didn't delete it


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-11 17:34 [#02515018]
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i dont get why ampi says everyone is depressed everytime he
logs in but might be a style.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 21:13 [#02515037]
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projection is not a style, it's a way of life


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-11 21:24 [#02515044]
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he listens to bon jovi in stilettos and lipstick


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 21:27 [#02515046]
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tfw your jealous of my diamondus remix.
epic you sucking my dick is bare minimum requirement if you
ever want to get on my good side again. i literally dont
care about your pixel art retrogeek gamerfag avatar.
jackrabbit1 music for that level dosnt have as good a melody
so its shit basically. you didnt deserve that remix and i
want you to remove it from any devices you keep it on
immediately.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 21:45 [#02515051]
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LAZY_TITLE this is the remix septic smegma flaps hated
on. it was pretty good and took a lot time to make so...a
bit respect is all i ask


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 22:30 [#02515071]
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yep, i touched a nerve there


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 22:32 [#02515074]
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i have belb's mix on now. i have listened to that mix so
goddamn much. i love it for working out. the rhythmical
spazziness of is a perfect sort of invisibility shroud to
help me concencrate -- the noises are so all over it's hard
to tell them apart from my roomates slamming around. it
scares off the crows outside, i shit you not. crafts a nice
bubble of noise it does; lets me get things done


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 22:55 [#02515086]
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its a pretty good mix


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 23:04 [#02515088]
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you are a pussy


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 23:33 [#02515101]
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do you like this song epic? LAZY_TITLE
my remix is here - LAZY_TITLE your thoughts?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-11 23:35 [#02515105]
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just try and be nice about it or something


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 23:35 [#02515106]
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game theory tells me you'll hate me less if i simply refuse
to listen to it, rather than listen to it and attempt to
reply in a manner his majesty deems acceptibro


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-03-12 00:08 [#02515137]
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You are a pussy, AMPI MAX. The fuck have you achieved? I
remember when you arrived, you remixed afx, you even remixed
one of my songs!! You had fun with axion, you challenged
people, even back then. That's good! There were good times.
You have however imfo devolved into an angry fucking monkey.
Though you come from a good place. Make more music, channel
your energy more constructively! () Sorry for
telling you to get fucked earlier. We should stop calling
each other out ffs be nice and helpful, being angry is old
and tired...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 00:21 [#02515142]
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hope every ones ok genuinely ive grown quite fond of you
all, no ill will on my part life is too short

hope ampi maxd isnt suffering and thats what the source of
his anger is i have no idea

cya later


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-12 00:29 [#02515145]
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i also feel it's worth taking a moment to marvel that we're
free to call each other cunts all day without some moderator
trucking in like mom and shitting it down, ninjatune style


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-03-12 00:40 [#02515148]
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aye, xlt does have that freedom, luckily


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-12 00:50 [#02515153]
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i feel like preventing it all from simmering out only lets
the resentments fester internally... then it reaches a boil,
and explodes out in fireworks, which the moderators then
shut down. each side is coming stupid hard with rage and
having that cut off mid hate-fuck is shattering and ensures
the next explosion will be even more... well, explosive

not a welcome enviornment for a princess pea, though


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-12 11:42 [#02515156]
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only in america


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-12 12:15 [#02515163]
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I thought we was all just 'aving a larf. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-12 12:22 [#02515166]
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yeah but epic thinks hes still at watmm


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 12:30 [#02515167]
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I cuss you bad


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-12 12:41 [#02515172]
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lol


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-12 12:42 [#02515173]
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im sorry portnoy


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-12 12:50 [#02515174]
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epic thinks he's onstage at TED


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 12:58 [#02515176]
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has anyone done a TED talk where what they were talking
about was true and not some hypothetical distant future


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 12:58 [#02515177]
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TED utter wankery


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-12 13:13 [#02515178]
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Yeah it's about 60 to 70 percent bullshit but I've seen a
few awesome ones.

Julian Baggini <-- this one is 🔥🔥🔥

epic maga trunks probably has a better non bullshit ratio
than TED as a whole, maybe?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 14:11 [#02515183]
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^ that guy looks like if you fed him after midnight david
Cameron would come out of his back


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 14:18 [#02515184]
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whats interesting about the watch argument is how many parts
do you take away from the collective watch before you start
identifying it as a watch, it might not be functioning
without a second hand but most people would still identify
it as a watch, there is something probably profound about
this idea but i cant figure out what.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-12 14:24 [#02515185]
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i quite liked that thanks


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-12 17:38 [#02515244]
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still didnt say anything nice abuot my music wtf


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-12 17:55 [#02515251]
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We think your music is great, now what do you think of
Putin's support of nationalism in Europe, and how do
Erdogan's recent statements figure into that? What do you
make of Flynn's connections to both Russia and Turkey? What
do you make of Farage's visit to Assange?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-12 18:09 [#02515257]
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i put them all in the same category of 'extremely
suspicious'.
listen to the audio on this page


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-03-12 18:23 [#02515259]
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Thanks for the link, listening now. I think we're on the
same page.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-12 18:57 [#02515265]
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Your remix reminds me of anima by Vladislav delay a bit.

As fleetmouse pointed out, I meant funsies, if it thought
AMPI was always serious I wouldn't have made this thread. I
was a bit tipsy I guess. Something we've all been guilty of
here from time to time. I really don't have a problem
though.

Xlt is really interesting right now. Not many people, and
bar the Mohamed and Hyperflake bromance, really love each
other here, but I do feel there's a kind of respect going
on, even if it's not always friendly.

So many posters do my head in beyond belief, but I always
come back.

One day this place will go, and it will be really weird
going online for a while and losing the habit of checking
zilty.

Apparently Phobiazero is still keen on doing something
though. Yes it's true!

...though as EMT points out, it's nice to be left the fuck
alone.



 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-12 19:00 [#02515267]
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Unlike many of your predecessors here, Hyperflake actually
helped me making some decent music


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-12 19:05 [#02515271]
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I enjoy the friendship you two have on here.

I never knew you needed help.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-03-12 19:06 [#02515272]
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And btw, mo, I've been around since .nu ;)

Changed usernames twice.


 

offline mohamed on 2017-03-12 19:22 [#02515281]
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lol. i bow my head in shame


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-03-12 19:31 [#02515289]
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just stick to hating #crooked epicmegatracks


 


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