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offline freqy on 2017-03-08 20:25 [#02514811]
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warp 1 equals the speed of light

while warp 10 means infinite speed, with an exponential
curve in between.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-08 20:46 [#02514819]
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put a spoon of it in your salad


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-08 20:58 [#02514823]
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lol. ; )



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-08 21:01 [#02514824]
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if you have 1 0 you've still just got 0


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-03-08 21:06 [#02514827]
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and if you have 0 1, you've still just got 0



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-08 22:01 [#02514836]
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correction ~

0 1's == 0
0 1s == 0
0 1 == 0 1


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-08 22:29 [#02514838]
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0 - 1 = -1

-1 x -1 = 1



 

offline freqy on 2017-03-08 22:30 [#02514839]
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1 x -1 = -1



 

offline freqy on 2017-03-08 22:32 [#02514840]
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0 x 0 = Division by zero is undefined


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-09 02:42 [#02514851]
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without getting into the superbly complexicated rules of
arithmatic, i've more or less decided that anything divided
by zero is zero. i know this is wrong and i know why it's
wrong, but it does satisfy my subjective sense of what
numbers should be: divide by two? separate into two piles.
divide by one? one pile. divide by zero? zero piles. this
new form of arithmatic has obvious medical applications


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-09 17:10 [#02514862]
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what would happen if you jumped up just as warp speed was
engaged would you be splattered across the viewscreen


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 17:26 [#02514863]
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if warping backwards. lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-09 17:34 [#02514865]
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oh yeah


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 18:46 [#02514866]
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unless it was warp 10 and the wind screen wasn’t attached
well enough, so it falls inward and the captain jumps a nano
second too early, providing just enough traction to propel
him/her or it into the screen at ferocious rate.

so you were right, as there are likely infinite variations
on this predicament happening right now within the
multi-verse.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 18:47 [#02514867]
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* jumps a nanosecond to late I mean.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-09 19:23 [#02514868]
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I should have bought that when i saw it for sale, i really
dont know why i didnt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-09 19:24 [#02514869]
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imagine if your having a piss and they decided to engage
warp speed and the warp coils are misaligned, there would be
zero g piss all over 10 forward


 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 20:14 [#02514880]
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not if the captain is taking a leak in a ROTjedi catapult
urinal and we use Spock and Data to calculate the exact time
to fling the captain at the windscreen thereby phase
cancelling out all energy between the warp drive and the
catapults influence on the captains body and weee inertia.

The result? A splendid wee. A splendid day for all,i
beleive. yes, yes it was and will be.



 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 20:20 [#02514881]
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*or is that: phase
cancelling out all energy between the warp drive and the
captains body and weee inertia relative to the catapults
influence on said individual and fluids emissions, resulting
in perfect acceleration and trajectory of all matter on
their way to warp 10?



 

offline freqy on 2017-03-09 21:57 [#02514886]
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Trans-warp drive

allows for the jump from stationary to maximum warp speed in
a far shorter period of time. with less mess around the
toilet seat. The transition is quicker and smoother.

hence the excelsior crew were not to worried about catching
the enterprise in The Search for Spock.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-09 23:56 [#02514887]
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do they have bidets on the enterprise? heck, i can't even
recall seeing a toilet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-10 10:16 [#02514920]
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worf's turds are so big he has to shit directly into an
airlock


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-10 10:19 [#02514921]
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yes i thought there would be something like inertia damping
that stopped picard's tea scalding his lap .

also yeah the writers; when its convenient break their own
logic rules to make the story interesting, like that time
they had the alien the traveler that took them all to the
Triangulum galaxy trans warp speed.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-03-10 10:21 [#02514922]
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yes bidets hehe. what do they do when they have aliens that
poo out of their armpits or piss out of their knees, they
never explain that issue, then again its a good job that all
the aliens are more or less biped with similar cultures to
20th century earth


 


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