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anybody here like black olives?
 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 19:13 [#02513894]
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ive got a bag of black olives spare


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:27 [#02513897]
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i think im gonna offer them to mrs.
i-dont-care-about-bin-bags

the last time i gave her roasted corn that i didnt like, she
threw it away after a few days

or should i just throw them away? help a brotha out


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:30 [#02513898]
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i didnt buy these olives. my uncle gave it to me, two small
bags, one of green hot spicy olives and another of black
olives. they are greasy and bitter, i dont like them,
they're from morocco, maybe she will like them since they're
from the same country


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:31 [#02513899]
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i dont know what to do


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-23 20:33 [#02513901]
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trade olives for sexual favours


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:35 [#02513902]
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lol like a slave master


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:40 [#02513903]
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i'll tell you, i admit i gave her the corn cos i noticed
there was palm oil in it, i dont know everybody says its bad
for your health, but it is even in nutella, so i thought she
wouldnt care, i dint want to make her any harm, but thats
the way the corn has to finish, in the trash


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-23 20:47 [#02513904]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 20:57 [#02513905]
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if that shit in nutella is really bad for your health, my
own mother poisoned me for my whole breed


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 21:00 [#02513906]
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freqy, what do you have to say?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 21:47 [#02513913]
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you know what the other twat said, cos i offered to him
first, no because 'olives are everything oil' like you would
say of meat that is everything blood. sometimes i wonder
where ive been all this time


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-23 21:52 [#02513914]
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he sounds a bit thick to me


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 21:59 [#02513915]
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hes an ex obese.

she has taken the olives, was happy too. thread solved √


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-23 22:00 [#02513916]
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she has accepted your love invitation


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 22:08 [#02513917]
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Im compromized


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-23 22:11 [#02513918]
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yes she will sneak into your room now arrange all your
underwear into neat little piles


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-23 22:14 [#02513919]
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Ooh forget about it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-24 00:58 [#02513923]
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black olives are about the worst thing one can do to a pizza
pie, aside from pineapple and, of course, anchovies


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-24 01:02 [#02513924]
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re: bequeathing food to moroccan lady roomies: the answer to
your anxiety is to pick your words carefully. say something
like, "i'm not going to be eating these olives, would you
like them?"

phrasing it like that gives her a fair moment to pass up on
it if it contains palm oil or whatever. if you say something
like, "here's some olives for you!" it sounds like you're
giving her a present and if the olives are crappy this is
obviously something to feel anxious about... so, no, just
make it clear they're on their way out, but would she like
them instead?

if she says no, go right to be bin and toss them. if she
says yes, they're her problem now.

precise phrasing is closely related to quality questions.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-24 16:48 [#02513949]
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the thread was solved but thanks anyways


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-02-25 16:52 [#02514090]
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she was happy with the olives and made cake in return. i
found a phat slice on the table after a 10 km walk


 


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