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I would like to report message board abuse to
the moderator. I don't want to make any accusations with
100% certainty, but I have a hunch that Hyperflake is the
one messing up all the layout and stuff! We're just trying
to discuss aphex twin's beard and whoever it is keeps
messing up the board! I think he might be a hacker from the
group Anonymous!




Hyperflake B8



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that's the spot
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-15 15:01 [#02513083]
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there's a brutal old round wooden chair in the garage i'll
sometimes opt for as a zigVenue. i'm out there, having just
had one, and stretching. i like this chair because it is a
solid wood battletank with a solid arc back part i can put
as much weight on as i want. there are plenty of chairs in
this house i could casually destroy, but not this one.

so, yes, this chair and i have a good working relationship.
i've learned to arc my backwards over yonder and i'm in a
sort of U-shape over the back of the edge. all the muscles
in my back and torso feel like a cat in the sun. i can feel
my sinuses draining. this in itself is amazing.

then my back goes: kerpow! some deep vertibro in there
popped. popping the discs in your back feels good in
general, but in this context it felt even better. "yes," i
thought. "that's the spot."

then i thought: "it's also a thread title." and here we are.
waiting for w M w to mst9k a perfectly solid post about
stretching after a smoke


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-15 15:21 [#02513084]
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im saving up for a better chair, the one i have the
pneumatic canister has gone so it keeps dropping down, a
good chair is essential to productivity, well it helps


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-15 16:36 [#02513085]
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I have a lovely couch, but I never find myself lying down to
watch tv or a movie. Even when I'm really tired, it's like
always being on the edge of your seat. So I let mrs Dust lie
on the couch when we watch a movie, I enjoy an armchair.

Pop goes the weasel!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 01:23 [#02513102]
Points: 20640 Status: Regular



Maybe every time you thought you were having a cigarette in
the garage, you were really giving a blowjob to someone who
was able to edit your memory. Does your mouth ever feel kind
of sticky afterward? They can edit that too, like "oh, it
was sticky because you just ate peanut butter" or something
like that. No, I don't peanut butter was the culprit there.
They don't even use mind control to make you give them
blowjobs because they like it. They just like
screwing with your mind.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 08:58 [#02513106]
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looooooool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 08:59 [#02513107]
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i have two couches in the living room but i never get to sit
on them because gf has all her clothes all over them so im
restricted to a tiny corner of a large room


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 11:10 [#02513113]
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if lizard overlords are having me blow them in the garage
and then erasing my memory then why would i want to know
about it? ignorance is bliss


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 11:14 [#02513114]
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i have two couches in the living room but i never get to
sit on them because gf has all her clothes all over them so
im restricted to a tiny corner of a large room


who needs lizard overlords with that.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 15:26 [#02513119]
Points: 1596 Status: Regular



We've got this very nice vintage club chair, but there's
this worrying "spunk-looking" stain right where your willy
would rest (if you're a man, or trans) and one can't help
but feel that one can never truly relax with *that* there.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 15:29 [#02513121]
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if it ever gets nicked at least you can tell the police,
'thats definitely my spunk stain' saves you getting one of
those invisible ink pens


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 15:29 [#02513122]
Points: 12136 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02513114



i live under a cloud of constant tyrrany


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 16:28 [#02513126]
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...and, that's why you don't steal furniture: you never know
what people have done on it


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:01 [#02513128]
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It's *not* a spunk stain, it just looks like one.

It's not!!!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:07 [#02513129]
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its ok it does bother me that your sexually attracted to
your chair and manically squeeze your lemon against its soft
leathery upholstery, at least your not out and about raping
nuns, each to their own i say


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:08 [#02513130]
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doesnt


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:23 [#02513131]
Points: 1596 Status: Regular



Well it should bother you.

Plus, it isn't spunk. I repeat; it isn't
spunk
.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:38 [#02513132]
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ok, ok i believe you its not "spunk" thousands
wouldn't you know!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 17:39 [#02513133]
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lets juts call it none specific ejaculatory fluid for
arguments sake


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 18:53 [#02513136]
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you should matter-of-factly tell guests, "oh, don't worry,
it's not human spunk."

as if it would make things better to hear that...


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-16 19:03 [#02513138]
Points: 8436 Status: Regular



Clearly anal mucus.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 19:53 [#02513146]
Points: 20640 Status: Regular



yodude
[highlight]dudeyo[/highlight]

How do you do that yellow shit asshole, I want to troll with
that color always.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 20:07 [#02513149]
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haven't a clue


 

offline mohamed on 2017-02-16 20:07 [#02513150]
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funk doc tspa!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:09 [#02513151]
Points: 20640 Status: Regular



I figured it out, it says all the codes to the right
of the xltronic v2 extended site space, you just have to
ctrl-scroll out far enough



 

offline mohamed on 2017-02-16 20:10 [#02513152]
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spunk doc tspat!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:11 [#02513153]
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I like tacos

 

offline mohamed on 2017-02-16 20:11 [#02513154]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:16 [#02513155]
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I dont like tacos

 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:18 [#02513157]
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i do really


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:22 [#02513159]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:24 [#02513162]
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thats a very serious accusation, very serious indeed, ive
never even heard of html


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:26 [#02513164]
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Yeah, whoever made that accusation, that is some serious
libel and stuff. That person is probably a hacker too!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-16 20:32 [#02513167]
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yes and i bet they have a really small willy and they need
an electron microscope to use the toilet


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-16 20:47 [#02513173]
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but, do they have an electric melvin? i think not


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 09:58 [#02513199]
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offline RussellDust on 2017-02-17 15:58 [#02513232]
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Hyperflake stop the childish hacking please


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 16:40 [#02513254]
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I thought he was just a harmless dude who soothed freqy's
chilblains and bedsores but no, the guy's a haxX0r3 and
probably Russian


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 16:43 [#02513255]
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you have only seen a small fragment of my 1337 skilz,
actually i only did the cunts one


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 16:52 [#02513257]
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hence the badly formatted table/cell because i couldnt be
arsed altering the html


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-17 21:33 [#02513323]
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...and this is why i never use the yellow text. it always
triggers a spiraling clusterfuck that takes a few days to
die-off. sort of like stress triggering a herpes flareup


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-17 21:36 [#02513325]
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flappituppititus ~ diagnostic kernel ~ patient exhibits
signs of jaundiced markup, and/or a high-bandwidth signal of
fickle, histrionic flibbitigibbiterry. see also: losing at
halo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 21:38 [#02513326]
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i remember all the hype around halo the first one and i was
thinking whats so great about it, cos i already had a pc and
quake


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-17 21:47 [#02513335]
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halo is a shady sham designed to sell more xbox controllers:
fuk u~ wham
        ...shit.

reward loop scientists of bungee did everything to encourage
this. unsupervised fourteen/yo kids make that engineering
vision a reality. halo: reach: behind the media cabinet to
get the controller you just threw

maybe i should play some halo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-17 21:51 [#02513338]
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master chief was like a subconscious american military
faceless uberman thing come to life as well wasnt it . Halo
is when games really started to becomes shit ~FpS's


 


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