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Good name. But it's not why I'm here. I'd like you all to talk to me. If you've read this, and believe in true magical love, if you believe in the power of Chrystals our almighty god. I you feel alone in your barn, if the alcohol has gone to your head. If you feel people judge you, if you feel so many things are unfair, if the conspiracies are too much to bare, then post. You can also post if none of the above apply. |
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Talking about the mighty alcohol. I've taken a green break for about two weeks and I have some means of clarity. I can actually remember things, I can invent. Shit is good, for now. How are you doing |
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I bet remembering dreams has be something! |
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Been* |
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the missus made coconut cake with whipping cream laced with creme fraiche and a custard filling, I'm dumb and slow and fat and happy today, hope you are too |
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It has been quite something. I managed to have one of those eye-opening dreams (HAHAHA AHA HADF SGJJSKDHFBSKJDF) the other night. One of those dreams you always see in films, or read about the great artists having. |
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I'll send you the short story 'I married a spawn of Satan' I'm working on. |
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You're a great artist in a film. |
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You're the soundtrack to an unscripted B-Movie. |
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Also known as one of the best parts. [Crowd boos] |
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i'm holed up making shitty jungle tracks like a pms woman does with a pint of haagen-dazs |
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there was no red sauce for my cauliflower cheese tonight *breaks down crying* |
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just find some unred sauce, read it, and voila. |
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I just quit me job and I don't know what to do as a job now. What do people even do? |
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be selfish if being altruistic makes you feel bad |
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Robots do our jobs now. |
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So what you're saying is I should start designing robots? |
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or weaponry that can defeat the beastly things ! |
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robots are very strong. |
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OMG whered that pic come from! : o |
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If i were a mouse hamster type creature that was part bot!! That would actually be me. : 0 |
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I just drew it 4 u |
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thats amazing! its like a transformer/hamster thank you : ) |
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I hope, and I'm guessing you made the right choice. That thing that happens when you think "nah, too good to be true! Stop daydreaming!" Do that. |
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next terminator film is going to be interesting, arnie fighting a army of cyborg hamsters, cant be any worse than the last one |
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It will be a whole new series The Terhamator Terhamator 2 |
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hamster la vista baby |
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lol. that is actually almost as great a discovery as my Mechdicinal potion gag. |
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Richard Gere's worst nightmare |
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howd y mean? |
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well, if he tries that with me, I have a high powered laser claw. |
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"The patient required pain medication and antibiotics after the animal was removed, but was then allowed to go home." Cunt. |
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unfortunately im sure there is a grain of truth to this article as ive seen xrays of what people shove up their bottom and it seems like anything goes with some people, usually demented or seriously mentally ill |
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i shouldnt laugh at number 3 poor man |
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yes "hey buddy you got a hamster in your ass in there" "fuck you asshole" *lazer blast* |
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unreal. |
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i can sort of understand the key one, everyone forgets there key so if your extra forgetful and perhaps a naturist why not store it in your bum, its natures knapsack |
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Ae tee-pees, storing hamsters, keys, and god knows what next into anuses. Hey this actor guy, I thought he'd be a bit of a prick, does a great Christopher Walken impersonation. I forget his name right now, probably because I'm too busy trying to clear my mind of, er, Hyperflake's mind. |
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yeah i know the guy, i cant think of him either |
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kevin spacey? |
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his self interrupting laugh is very good |
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around 2:30 just cracks me up. |
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good way to start a conversation |
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Gosh there was this video of him doing impersonations... can't find it. Was it... oh no wait I'm thinking of someone doing Spacey. Brb. |
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wasnt it Kevin Spacey who was caught give a 7 foot rasta a blowie in regents park |
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