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offline RussellDust on 2017-02-07 15:59 [#02512388]
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Good name. But it's not why I'm here.

I'd like you all to talk to me. If you've read this, and
believe in true magical love, if you believe in the power of
Chrystals our almighty god. I you feel alone in your barn,
if the alcohol has gone to your head. If you feel people
judge you, if you feel so many things are unfair, if the
conspiracies are too much to bare, then post.

You can also post if none of the above apply.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 16:07 [#02512389]
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Talking about the mighty alcohol. I've taken a green break
for about two weeks and I have some means of clarity. I can
actually remember things, I can invent. Shit is good, for
now.

How are you doing


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-07 16:09 [#02512390]
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I bet remembering dreams has be something!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-07 16:09 [#02512391]
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Been*


 

offline fleetmouse from Gorilla Mind Smooth on 2017-02-07 16:10 [#02512393]
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the missus made coconut cake with whipping cream laced with
creme fraiche and a custard filling, I'm dumb and slow and
fat and happy today, hope you are too


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 16:14 [#02512395]
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It has been quite something. I managed to have one of those
eye-opening dreams (HAHAHA AHA HADF SGJJSKDHFBSKJDF) the
other night. One of those dreams you always see in films, or
read about the great artists having.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-07 16:43 [#02512396]
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I'll send you the short story 'I married a spawn of Satan'
I'm working on.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-07 16:43 [#02512397]
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You're a great artist in a film.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 16:48 [#02512398]
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You're the soundtrack to an unscripted B-Movie.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 16:49 [#02512399]
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Also known as one of the best parts.

[Crowd boos]


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 16:56 [#02512401]
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i'm holed up making shitty jungle tracks like a pms woman
does with a pint of haagen-dazs


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-02-07 17:24 [#02512402]
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there was no red sauce for my cauliflower cheese tonight

*breaks down crying*


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 18:03 [#02512405]
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just find some unred sauce, read it, and voila.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 18:12 [#02512406]
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I just quit me job and I don't know what to do as a job now.
What do people even do?


 

offline mohamed on 2017-02-07 20:03 [#02512413]
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be selfish if being altruistic makes you feel bad


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-07 20:25 [#02512414]
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Robots do our jobs now.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 22:22 [#02512416]
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So what you're saying is I should start designing robots?


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-07 22:29 [#02512417]
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or weaponry that can defeat the beastly things !




 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 23:12 [#02512420]
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robots are very strong.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 00:01 [#02512421]
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Freqy


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 00:19 [#02512423]
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OMG whered that pic come from! : o



 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 00:21 [#02512424]
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If i were a mouse hamster type creature that was part bot!!

That would actually be me. : 0


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 00:23 [#02512425]
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I just drew it 4 u


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 00:24 [#02512426]
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thats amazing!

its like a transformer/hamster

thank you : )




 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 01:06 [#02512429]
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I hope, and I'm guessing you made the right choice.

That thing that happens when you think "nah, too good to be
true! Stop daydreaming!"

Do that.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 07:52 [#02512445]
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next terminator film is going to be interesting, arnie
fighting a army of cyborg hamsters, cant be any worse than
the last one


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 11:23 [#02512469]
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It will be a whole new series

The Terhamator

Terhamator 2



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 11:42 [#02512470]
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hamster la vista baby


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 20:41 [#02512499]
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lol. that is actually almost as great a discovery as my
Mechdicinal potion gag.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 20:44 [#02512500]
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Richard Gere's worst nightmare


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 20:51 [#02512502]
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howd y mean?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 20:58 [#02512503]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 21:00 [#02512506]
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well, if he tries that with me, I have a high powered laser
claw.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 21:01 [#02512507]
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"The patient required pain medication and antibiotics after
the animal was removed, but was then allowed to go home."

Cunt.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:03 [#02512508]
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unfortunately im sure there is a grain of truth to this
article as ive seen xrays of what people shove up their
bottom and it seems like anything goes with some people,
usually demented or seriously mentally ill


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:05 [#02512509]
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LAZY_TITLE

i shouldnt laugh at number 3 poor man


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:06 [#02512511]
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yes "hey buddy you got a hamster in your ass in there"

"fuck you asshole"

*lazer blast*


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 21:12 [#02512515]
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unreal.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:13 [#02512517]
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i can sort of understand the key one, everyone forgets there
key so if your extra forgetful and perhaps a naturist why
not store it in your bum, its natures knapsack


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 21:16 [#02512520]
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Ae tee-pees, storing hamsters, keys, and god knows what next
into anuses.

Hey this actor guy, I thought he'd be a bit of a prick, does
a great Christopher Walken impersonation. I forget his name
right now, probably because I'm too busy trying to clear my
mind of, er, Hyperflake's mind.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:20 [#02512523]
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yeah i know the guy, i cant think of him either


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 21:22 [#02512524]
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kevin spacey?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:23 [#02512525]
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one of the best vids


 

offline freqy on 2017-02-08 21:27 [#02512530]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:29 [#02512531]
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his self interrupting laugh is very good


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 21:33 [#02512532]
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pinneapple around 2:30 just cracks me up.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:38 [#02512535]
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good way to start a conversation


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 21:39 [#02512536]
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Gosh there was this video of him doing impersonations...
can't find it. Was it... oh no wait I'm thinking of someone
doing Spacey. Brb.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 21:45 [#02512537]
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spacey acting masterclass


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 21:46 [#02512538]
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wasnt it Kevin Spacey who was caught give a 7 foot rasta a
blowie in regents park


 


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