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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 02:54 [#02512343]
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how would you devolve this chap? disqus.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 03:24 [#02512344]
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stick him in a washing machine full of hammers


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 03:29 [#02512345]
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stick him in a bathyscaphe down the bottom of Marianas
trench, then get a everyone to piss down the oxygen line


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 04:22 [#02512350]
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a wrestling machine. hmm. tiers morgan won't be moving on to
the next bracket, methings


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 04:22 [#02512351]
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tiers morgan and the wrestling machine, a moving three-part
saga on TBS ~ the superstation.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 09:52 [#02512377]
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I hate him 99% of the time, the other 1% he's on question
time with either Emily thornberry or Diane abbot and he
makes me laugh


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-07 10:39 [#02512378]
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Thing is about Piers Morgan is that if there ever was a
complete fascist take over in the UK he would probably get a
cushy job in the propaganda ministry to present the tv and
he wouldnt bat an eyelid


 

offline fleetmouse from Tony Blair created ISIS on 2017-02-07 16:11 [#02512394]
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*clears throat*

Piles Morgan

thank you


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 08:04 [#02512449]
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put him on a rocket sled with a septic tank at the far end


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:01 [#02512458]
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he is a goblin that was chased away from his underground
society for being an abomination

LAZY_TITLE


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:05 [#02512459]
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say the world is ending and he has to get on a rocketship
with all the other z list celebs and then blast the rocket
into the sun


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:16 [#02512460]
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Who else would be on the rocket with him though? Surely if
he looks around and sees katie hopkins, vernon kaye, fern
britton & chris evans sat there he's going to know
something's up.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:21 [#02512461]
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as soon as they boarded they would be given a strong
sedative and bruce forsyth would entertain them over the PA
system as they nodded off


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:22 [#02512462]
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also restraints would automatically clamp down on their
limbs


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:23 [#02512463]
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David van day from dollar would be the captain all he would
have to do would be to press a big red button


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:24 [#02512464]
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danny dyer would be co pilot


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:31 [#02512465]
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I can't think of anything worse than Danny dyer coming over
the intercom to tell you about your upcoming journey


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:33 [#02512466]
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you mean like him wanking whilst using the intercom?

"right....urgggh.... you fakkin slags..... oooooooooooohh...
apples and pairs.... oooo"


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 10:45 [#02512467]
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im strongly opposed to eugenics, but when you see danny dyer
on tv you think for half a second if it would be so bad


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-08 17:29 [#02512479]
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Calls Ewan McGregor a "paedophile lover".

had to read on to make sense of the term.


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 18:47 [#02512481]
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yeah like he has some superior moral cachet when he hacks
dead kids phones the gutter snipe


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-08 18:53 [#02512484]
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i bet when he is in posh restaurants people piss in his
soup, i dont condone that behavior whatsoever except when
its him


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-09 00:53 [#02512584]
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have a look at his twitter feed. he is already a deeply
broken person - always going on about his brother being in
the forces, how he's mates with the donald...


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-09 00:56 [#02512585]
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Wait til he's on his death bed then get a long line of
people to whisper to him world would have been a better
place if he'd never existed.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-09 00:59 [#02512586]
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Blunt, sincere, whispers.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-09 01:00 [#02512587]
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have a look at his twitter feed. he is already a deeply
broken person


this could be said of most anyone with a twitter feed,
really... but, no, i've had to sort this one out before, and
i'm familiar with it: tiers morgan does not read xltronic.
he does not read this thread. he does not, will not, know of
our existence, let alone taking him down a wretling machine
or four... and he will -- will -- continue to remain
a celebrity for a forseeable future, in the media, visible
to all of us. tweeting. being a wanker

so, yes, i had a nice, solid think about all the people who
go about saying, "be nice!" and i came to the conclusion
that being nice is a thing that runs out. often all too
soon... not quite as often as my wallet runs out, but often
enough. so why waste being nice on tiers morgan? let's all
take a moment and have a whack and get it out it's cathartic
innit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-09 01:03 [#02512588]
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stick him in a washing machine full of hammers

a journal once descrived the music of the aphex twin as "a
waterfall of a thousand hammers."

after a moment of thought, i selected ball-peen for this
visualization


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-09 01:08 [#02512589]
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i was thinking, potential pressure point there..
psychological torture is always better than physical. More
challenging, more rewarding.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-09 02:45 [#02512590]
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i was thinking: he can't even google this thread. not on
porpoise, anyways...

but, i suppose everything is connected. eventually, even
kevin bacon feels the ripples of every xltronic thread. ever


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-09 14:39 [#02512644]
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yes put him into an infinite fractal maze completely in the
dark, every so often is a dispenser of rudimentary nutrients
to sustain his life force, to get hydration he would have to
lick the damp granite obelisks scattered in a non repeating
pattern. at every junction would be a book in braille that
contained every insult ever uttered about him. He would be
pursued by demonic flesh eating worms that inch slowly but
inexorably to his location.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 10:18 [#02512813]
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there's a fatal flaw in your dungeon design: tiers morgan
can't fucking read braille


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 10:21 [#02512814]
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meanwhile

British TV personality Tiers Morgan and British author
J.K. Rowling are in a Twitter war over American politics ~
you get what you give

Comedian Jim Jeffries tells Tiers Morgan to fuck off on TV
~ the kevin bacon waves of this xltronic thread beach up
upon the morgan


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 12:57 [#02512823]
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its only a mental construct you have to suspend belief!

ok their is some sort of rosetta stone of braille that he
would have the rest of infinity to contemplate



 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 12:58 [#02512824]
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peirs morgan sort of a bellwether of when to have a
contrary opinion on something


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 15:20 [#02512828]
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actually being Piers Morgan is an of itself punishment
enough, a fate we were all lucky to avoid


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 18:13 [#02512853]
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ok their is some sort of rosetta stone of braille that he
would have the rest of infinity to contemplate


hmm... yes.... so, he spends seven years learning braille in
the dark... in between scavenging for nutrients.... years of
effort... only to find the reams of braille talking about in
no uncertain terms

that sounds a bit better, yes.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 18:15 [#02512854]
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peirs morgan sort of a bellwether of when to have a
contrary opinion on something


i believe it's spelled bellend


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 19:19 [#02512870]
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i'm sure he is the wretched product of a humunculus butt
fucking a hobbit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 19:57 [#02512888]
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a specially designed tiers-morgan-aware wiFi hotspot that
detects the presence of tiers morgan and repeatedly cuts off
his wireless when he gets 2/3 of the way through writing a
tweet on twatter


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 19:59 [#02512889]
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yeah that would be perfect,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 20:03 [#02512890]
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stage one: procure a DJI phantom V quadrocopter developer
drone.

stage two: program the drone to relentlessly seek out the
most unflattering angles to photograph tiers morgan from

stage three: live posts to instagram as fate provides


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 20:04 [#02512891]
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he needs a dose of the total perspective vortex


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 20:06 [#02512892]
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yes his little pevish concave mug,


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-12 20:08 [#02512893]
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take it from some axonometric angles gurning


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 20:08 [#02512894]
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custom carl zeiss (tm) optics on drone provide genuine
optical zoom capable of resolving a zit from five kliks with
a twenty-knot wind


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 21:43 [#02512901]
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a three-man team of crack fatmen to fart nearby tiers morgan
as often as they can manage (hint: quite often)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 21:44 [#02512902]
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a flock of 2^5 pigeons b. f. skinner has trained to poop on
the whip ("car") of one (1) tiers morgan


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-03-11 23:33 [#02515102]
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cunt


 


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