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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-03 04:40 [#02511951]
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mercy ave lad about n axis o detroitus cos cheboygen ain't
a brit a da breem ish when yer out for some uv da flap flap


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 07:43 [#02511955]
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I'm working on a James Bond style movie script.

James Blonde and Monocle Mario star in:
"Pudding Pals...(?)"

Scene 1:

James Blonde, in great physique like usual, has a bag over
his head and his wrists and ankles clasped to the wall
behind him. His hunk body is naked and glistening with
sweat, laced with irresistible James Blondesque testosterone
pheromones. Monocle Mario lifts the bag from Blonde's manly
dimple chinned head, revealing his suave grin and one lifted
eyebrow, and grabs a quick firm hold of his erect cock.

"You're a *hard* man to *get a hold* of, Blonde!" exclaimed
Monocle Mario, cackling and making an excellent double pun.

"The British secret service has my back. You know what
they'll do with the reactor plans if you try to manhandle
me" said Blonde in his deep masculine voice.

"Manhandle? You mean this man handle right here?", inquired
Monocle Mario, tightening his grip.
Blonde couldn't help but repeatedly groan "Mmmm" in a
triumphant, heroic, deep, manly Powdered Toast Man voice.
"You like when I manhandle this man handle? This man handle
right here?"
"You like that? Yeah?"
James Blonde snapped out of it "Look, what do you want

Monocle Mario became serious for a moment, keeping his firm
grip. "You know what I want, Blonde... the final part of the
solved equation necessary to build the secret weapon, we
need the mathematical proof. Where is the proof,
Blonde? I must have the proof!"

Blonde's brow furrowed "You rapscallion, you know where I
keep that proof! It's in the pudding! The proof is in the

"Oh yeah? Do you mean this little pudding spot right
here? Is that where you keep the proof?" Blonde's nipples
were very erect and his chest was heaving. "Mmmmm"
"Right here in your naughty little brown fudge pudding?"

*end scene 1*


offline SignedUpToLOL from 1980+38 (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 09:32 [#02511957]
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Liar, that's the intro to the Milo Yiannopoulos book.


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-03 11:40 [#02511966]
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So is he wearing a monocle or what?


offline retape from (Norway) on 2017-02-03 11:44 [#02511967]
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he fixes the cable?


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-03 21:18 [#02512076]
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then the cable delivers a movie about the pizza delivery lad


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-05 00:04 [#02512166]
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 06:20 [#02512363]
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skivvert tfklakkat m'ytep boshinky dun haw but ononeo dunno
dat bout porous-o-noggin-o-graphy when i dun chart it.
suc,kz b allll up in my gr^1


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-07 06:39 [#02512366]
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the puss was percussive tuss as the just was recursiv


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-09 03:14 [#02512595]
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clappity schnippit dun vesuvius arebity niv on yonder but
spenders suspect nary a plonker descendant


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-11 12:01 [#02512751]
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offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-02-11 12:14 [#02512752]
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whiffle ball


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-11 17:17 [#02512757]
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oxyplasmic flange phallus


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 02:09 [#02512796]
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indelible carbone dealership


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-02-12 02:37 [#02512802]
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vituperative gulp bucket


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 03:32 [#02512804]
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splinal reticulator


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-12 22:09 [#02512907]
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trouser megaphone


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