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offline RussellDust on 2017-01-31 18:52 [#02511737]
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What the fuck.

It's cbeebies before bbc4 where I live, and once in a while
instead of skipping the children-y things while browsing
channels, I pause and fall under the rather dark spell of
this show intended for toddlers.

I don't know what it's called as it doesn't show up on my
programmes.

There's evil, weird jazz, weird kissing, Chris Morris-y
nursery rhymes and character names, David lynch silence and
absurd... It actually makes me feel more uneasy than
hardcore pornography or a David Lynch movie would.

Seriously wtf.

I'll go find what it's called now.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-01-31 18:53 [#02511738]
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In the night garden...

(Of course)


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-31 19:16 [#02511739]
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i hear it's creepy, yeh. all aboard the ninky nonk!


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-31 19:18 [#02511740]
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just watched a few minutes on youtube and that was quite
enough thank you very much


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-31 19:30 [#02511742]
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derek jacobi narrating, imagine the shame he feels reciting
the dialogue "im a thespian darling, i cant work with this"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-31 20:10 [#02511745]
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Oh boy... they have progressed beyond weaponized hypnotic
television flicker rates to weaponized concepts. This is the
government's back up plan to continue raising your children,
even if home schooling or unschooling takes hold. It's a
genius trick, the parents only give it a brief screening,
and assume it is wholesome and the people in charge are
wholesome. But what this episode:
LAZY_TITLE
"teaches" (as cover so they seem to have a purpose of
teaching, which is wholesome of course) is "saying hi" and
"finding something", concepts so simple they'd be learned
way before the bios of a new human neural network even
loads. Meanwhile, regarding more sophisticated concepts of
actual language, they're injecting wrong names for trains,
all the music is in key eerie, and the adults who make these
types of programs love to sneak secret sexual innuendo into
their mad creations, like they said the wottingers are "down
the teeny tiny hole" twice three times. The goal is
to put it in in a way so it can be interpreted either way,
so it flies under the radar. Yes, the wottingers are down
the teeny tiny hole, all the time. They have 8 children for
fuck's sake, paid for with welfare. They're all obedient
future tax payers. They put farting noises in their end
song. The wottinger parents are portrayed as stupid as the
childdren. This is an important concept for children to
learn because it is true in modern society and the only true
wise parents are the government.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-01-31 20:20 [#02511747]
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You write a lot to say something that could be summed up
without your usual frightening, upright, rectangle blocks of
text, but I sort of agree. (Minus you clearly being
unstable, yet creative)

Truth is chaos, my xlt friend, and yet we love to collect
info and make sense of it. As Alan Moore once said: "the
world is rudderless".

We love to make sense of the riddles. Spot a pattern.

We do like our patterns.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-31 22:44 [#02511770]
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Soz wMw i stopped reading after 'wholesome' cos i read it as
'wobblesome', probably cos i was thinking about Boobahs


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-01 05:08 [#02511784]
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i always preferred boobah myself


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-02-01 13:48 [#02511786]
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love to watch prodromal NEETs deconstruct pop culture


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-02-02 13:07 [#02511872]
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(to be clear that was a reference to the sock puppet known
as w M w not to any other innocent bystander)


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 16:30 [#02511900]
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Glycon has to be one of the best sock puppets ever. Alan
'angry' Moore even chose it/him as his god.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 19:12 [#02511916]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #02511786



So your point is that I'm entertaining; I'm glad you enjoy
my free word art. But NEET is a pretty dumb word, I won't be
adding it to my vocabulary. "not in education employment or
training". It seems to be a word intended to insult, yet it
basically is defined as any sucker deep in the elaborate
scam of the new world order. "education" goes along with the
status quo bias that it is desirable for other authoritarian
primates to shit their diarrhea information into your brain,
a collectivist, anti-individual concept. "employment" goes
along with the status quo bias that it is desirable for
other authoritarian primates in the rigged anti free market
corporatocracy to shit their diarrhea auto tax deducting
scam job down your slave neck, another collectivist
anti-entrepreneurial cog in their matrix concept with all
their exemptions from their own laws where they steal your
money over time through inflation then double steal with
automatically deducted w2 bureaucrat taxes which are used as
a war chest to further screw you. You pay for your own
destruction in this sytem, they don't want to pay for that.
It's basically a word to refer to the borg, so no I don't
want to become a so called NEET, a chump, that word is even
stupider than LOL.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:00 [#02511922]
Points: 15925 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02511916



That was an ok read, because I put it into paragraphs.

Stop using the term "they" so often and I'll start taking
you seriously!

(Yes, that was condescending)


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:09 [#02511923]
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Basically, your writing is creative yet abismal. You don't
seem to put in much care for the reader. You'll get though
to a lot more people when you stop with your retarded
rectangular, upward-standing boulder blocks.

You've got stuff to say it seems, so why not be elegant?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:09 [#02511924]
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Through*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:17 [#02511925]
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perhaps his father was a brick and its his way of paying
tribute


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:23 [#02511928]
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An upright brick fitter. Master of the upright layout.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:26 [#02511929]
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propa pipe 2 pipe brick fitter


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:26 [#02511930]
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i must admit i attempt to read the text block stuff but i
loose track half way i think i have lazy eyes, i do manage
it right the way through about 25% of the time


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:28 [#02511931]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02511923



Text can be read regardless of the meta details of it's
structure. It's easy for me to read, I don't necessarily
want to partition my thoughts into paragraphs anyway. What
if they all blend together? Is post #02511923 supposed to be
some sort of example? One of your "paragraphs" has a single
line, it would be better as a block of text in my opinion.
Plus you can't indent in forum format so it's more like a
line break than a paragraph. I don't care about blank lines,
a blank line is an area with no information in it. You have
a mouse right there on your screen, you can highlight a
portion in the middle then easily follow where you left off
if you have to like look away from the screen for a moment.
Otherwise, the next line text, you know, comes after the
first line. That's how you know which line to read, just
read the next one. So I don't think I'll be conforming to
the false paradigm of "paragraphs" and I don't think I'll be
editing my word art to remove "they". I'm the creator of my
word art and I like the word "they". It's a weird word
because I'm never part of any group so I'm never in "they".
They is everyone else, and it has been proven through direct
observation, the most trustworthy form of evidence, though
still must be questioned, that they are utterly out to get
me. They've already taken all, mind spirit body and they
want more. This whole human life has been one slow spirit
extraction. Do you have any more hair brained demands, any
more conformity tips?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:30 [#02511932]
Points: 15925 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02511931



First sentence was good, then I started to veer off. I gave
up. I'm tired, w m w, I don't need this.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:32 [#02511933]
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I wish this website was formatted a bit better, i think
thats the main issue


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:36 [#02511934]
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It's probably on purpose, as some statement. Don't I have to
be honest I have no idea what you're talking about.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:37 [#02511935]
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Don't = though *


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:37 [#02511936]
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Try eating non-gmo and filtering your water then try reading
text again. "they" have a monopoly on food, as well as
everything else, and like to put additives in that promote
cloudy minds, because clear minds can potentially compete
with them. You are a slave, Neo.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:38 [#02511937]
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what me or him?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:38 [#02511938]
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You have no idea how I live, or how crazy my wife is. So
fuck off!


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:39 [#02511939]
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Sorry, I was replying to you about some website you
mentioned.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:41 [#02511940]
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ah ok i mean this one, its obsolete


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:41 [#02511941]
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My fog has little to do with your cloudy mind you fucking
bitch prick.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-02-02 20:41 [#02511942]
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Lol, yet...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-02-02 20:46 [#02511943]
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its quite functional i must admit i like that,


 


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