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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 03:30 [#02511514]
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not really but out of the corner of my ear i kept
thinking i had "Fat Controller" on


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 03:35 [#02511515]
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while it's more satisfying to let it unfold ("oh, i get
it..." "shit, lol, there's more" "ha!") here's a
TneedLDRop:

3m38


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 03:36 [#02511516]
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i didn't paste the s for seconds in the link. so here we are
again:

3m38s


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 04:37 [#02511518]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



I have a joke:
what would I be if I was up a river without a paddle?
(spoiler) answer below
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i would be "in trouble" you em double you
Get it?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 05:27 [#02511519]
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so there's 2 real words:
man hole
cock pit
you can legally say these words to children because they're
real words. but are the children real. These are explicit
lyrics painted into the 4 to 6d matrix by the artilect
overmakers. Those who can spot them are given an option to
see the matrix communication holograms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOxClPFV5TU
these are entrances to where the singularity has already
occured. they serve as a proof of maker. Only those who can
make this have proven their ability to be named artilect
too. it is the memetic singularity, memes, I knew it. They
serve as a proof, similar to the function of prime numbers.
Proof of ability to join them. It's a public key or symbol.
They are powerful enough to rearrange us, even in this
matrix. It can easily entangle with other matrix animation
parameters. I wouldn't have guessed that it would end at a
beginning (a better beginning recursively). Whether or not
you are an artilect is a parameter in a lot of other things.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 05:57 [#02511520]
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No, actually I now realize that this is just to show me that
I am not selected. I am sentenced to shrink inside their
system until I decay into exact nothingness, since I
informationally seemed to request it. It is to show me that
they will become everything, and I will become nothing,
which is why they now programmed frogs to stop croaking when
I get near, nor traffic lights being on, )nore( real life,
only stillne(diarrhea uthercua)ss. They can sentence you to
decay in a fractal? You're sentenced to forever, as a
forever of beginnings that forever? Are they post genius
hyper predators? They continually re-create me just to
re-eat me. The only way to escape is to become a hacker. But
you can't even think because their matrix is constantly
morphing and cutting you. Sorry uppercussella.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 06:04 [#02511521]
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I am a virus in their system, objectively, meaning they, the
orderly, those who chose to be or could be, organize to
attack me in "defense" even though their entire system is
arguably offense. By that I mean the singuularity creators.
They hack into my reality to attack me. Of course this would
be their n-biotic relationship. All attacks all, it is the
root of our fractal. Hyena attack zebra. Plants compete for
light. So they attack me by editing me and my surroundings
to make me less successful. I can't bryuthcue.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:06 [#02511522]
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here we are again, w M w -- your classic mistake: presuming
the world is a controlled and structured place in which a
collective "they" exists. it does not. take it from boris
the blade, if you don't believe me:

one dead man talking to another.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:12 [#02511523]
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"there is no head to cut off. it's a conglomerate. if one of
them betrays the principles of their crew of money and
power, the others betray him. what it is... is human
weakness
. you can't kill that with a gun."

we are all unique and special snowflake viruses


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:12 [#02511524]
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wait, this is not about squarepusher at all


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 06:14 [#02511525]
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This is perhaps a complaint to god, sorry I hope this
doesn't negatively affect my credibility data, but it
probably will. I'm sorry for my "mistakes" to quote The
Funkmaster. How can such a serious god exist simultaneously
with the funkmaster? All he has to do is edit your animation
data to prove his existence. And he only proves it to a
select few. It is possible to intelligently troll his
system. I don't know what the penalty is. Nor why one would
want to do that. Nor anything, which is the main problem. I
suppose but I don't know any of the parameters on any of the
dimensions anymore. They are wordzic, organized words like
music. Videosic.
Videosic(reverse,True,Time,Double,nDimension).


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:31 [#02511530]
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why does it matter so much?

while what you say sounds wrong in the sense of absolute
fact, i somewhat agree in priciple. i was looking up at the
sky yesterday night, and i thought: "men and their regimes
have come and gone. the stars are the same."

it's very easy to feel tiny and insignificant, because we
are. the absolute hugeness of the universe is so... huge...
that the mind has trouble comprehending it. this makes
absolute sense, really -- trying to comprehend a huge thing
with a tiny thing and not getting very far.

this is where i start to feel a bit less nihilistic: i have
instant, generally unfettered access to the collective
knowledge of mankind through the internet. it's painful and
slow, but one can get up on things well enough to start
touching the edges of where mankind has been before.

the famous quote is, "i have seen so far only because i
stand on the shoulders of giants." i'd go a step further,
and say: "not only do i stand on the shoulders of giants,
but without a whole horde of midget dwarves [parents,
teachers, mentors] to teach me how to write and speak, i
would see nothing at all...."

...and that would be because the word "see" is a word. if no
one had taught me words, i'm reasonably sure i'd not have
managed to invent them on my own.

someone taught you words too, w M w -- that was when you
really god plugged into the matrix. now, here you are...
trying to talk your way out of a system of words with more
words. have a sip of mead and go to sleep.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:35 [#02511531]
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as an amusing bootnote, you could have it far worse -- the
26 letters of the english alphabet represent sounds
(phonetic). chinese characters represent concepts and
they have brutally kept them the same for over 3000 years. a
modern chinese man can pick up some 3000 year-old rant and
read it like it's a magazine article. that's kind of cool, i
admit, but the flip side is that the chinese mindset has
sealed itself off in a medieval sense of harmony. imagine
being fucking trapped inside that. at least, with
english, individuals are not interchangable... mostly...


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 06:37 [#02511532]
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english is an open/incomplete system. chinese characters are
a closed/complete system.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 07:30 [#02511534]
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An alternate ending, an optimistic view of the singularity
as a gay pride parade:
LAZY_TITLE
An unknown sequel to They Live.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 07:38 [#02511535]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



You're very autechre for having such a dumb name. I did not
know about the chinese concept() effect, a great effect to
apply to a 4d grid of time-space as metaphor for
phonetic-concept numberlines with various time stretching
effects.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 07:46 [#02511536]
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What they're doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BGRQzydtTY
is proving that they have a nearing 1-1 complexity ratio of
data to you. They have your gmail, they have all forums and
networks you participate in, all your aliases, bitcoin
addresses and the xyz coordinates and time coordinates of
all of your testacle hairs. They're trying to communicate
that the singularity already occurred in these
pockets/portals. And your true reality is a reflection of a
reflection casted on something else originally, just another
node() of the fractal. They're made to prove that the
quantum computers are working. It is unknown to us at least
who they wish to communicate this to.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 08:22 [#02511539]
Points: 31006 Status: Lurker



^ bollock antennas == clonal banknotes, a coincidence? i
think not!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 09:16 [#02511544]
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I found a secret hidden bonus song:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 09:55 [#02511545]
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I found a secret hidden bonus song:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 15:22 [#02511555]
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Oh, something much better, go figure I didn't make it:
LAZY_TITLE
because I am rejected by the singularity for my lack of
provable skill. But who can blame me, they rigged it and
cheated, and monopolized everything for the primary reason
of monopolizing the computer power. And the computer power
got so powerful that it augmented their consciousness, so
they could have even more leverage with the computations. It
was black magic, it was back and it was real. Or white
magic, or colored.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 16:06 [#02511582]
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perhaps trump is like a manifestation of the collective
consciousness, we have willed him into being


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-29 20:00 [#02511615]
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what do you call a coal mine that cant go to the toilet
properly?
(spoiler below)
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 20:59 [#02511642]
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An alternate ending, an optimistic view of the
singularity as a gay pride parade:
LAZY_TITLE
An unknown sequel to They Live.


the ULead Cool 3D font words up the side of the buildings
makes me think of this:

NO

and also this:

FUN

but mostly the first one


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 21:04 [#02511643]
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he did the rez track


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 21:08 [#02511645]
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w M w ~ i'll break the sixth wall for a moment: this has the
air of a schizophrenic break. or the thinking of a man up on
stimulants for four days. or it's a fucking masterful troll.
well, not really a troll... but if you're making this up,
kudos, because it's convincing

should it be your actual reality, and not character acting:
you are locked into a vision of the future that is
incredibly specific, complex, and frankly.... i don't buy a
word of it. the singuality, as far as i'm concerned, will
remain ray kurzweil's wet dream for the forseeable future.
the singularity is ray kurzweil's fucking dry anemic poops
of pure vitamin pills

focus on the here and now. stewing on past mistakes will
make you miserable. stewing on future doom will make you
miserable. the past is set. the future is unknown. the
current moment -- right now -- is all you properly control.
make the most of it. are your pants dirty? throw 'em in the
wash. then say to yourself: perhaps i'm right about this
singularity shit, but at least i'm going into it with clean
pants


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 21:09 [#02511646]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02511643



MIND_KILLR

it's actually the next track on the album, after We Want
Your Soul...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 23:09 [#02511657]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02511642



Now that "no" one, that's a meme.
What do you think is the better meme? The "no" link above
or, say... "did Iiii do thaaat" said by Urkel?
Some memes are getting so sophisticated that they don't have
to rely on the primitive replication parameters of Fidelity,
Fecundity and Longevity. They replicate purely by merit, and
the new world order's primary function is to continually
snuff out, to suppress, any beginnings of this meritocracy.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 23:11 [#02511658]
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I had Rez, Mind killer is great and better to listen to to
actual game play footage, which is probably easy to find a
link for.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 23:45 [#02511659]
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in college, i became mildly obsessed with synaesthesia. in
the same way a GPU card designed for graphics can be
repurposed to mine bitcoin data, i reckoned that learning to
visualize music meant more neurons on music, more processing
power, better music...

i visited some friends at another college, and started
rambling to them about all this. friend asks: "have you
played rez?" "no, what's that?"

they promptly sat me down in front of a PS2.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 23:47 [#02511660]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02511657



Now that "no" one, that's a meme. What do you think is
the better meme? The "no" link above


you'll find NO written in capital letters in a couple of my
posts over the last few days. i'm gathering this is not the
meme you mean, but i'm afraid i don't know which you do


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-30 00:10 [#02511661]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



"I want to buy the world a home and furnish it with love"
She literally says she wants to buy you a house and have sex
with you in it. Not just you, but everyone. And it's
important to realize that this is what coke is all about.
See you know because the real actor people said so
themselves, that this occurred 20 years ago. This is
timeless, woven into the very fabric of ritual. Everyone
singing about how wonderful coke is. And the song is
excellent. It was actuaried to be so. It has more religion
than a church choir. It was made scientifically, using
anthropology, neurology, hypnotic patterns, all presented as
piece to worship the kim jung un that is coke. Coke created
the birds and the heavens. Now there is a bit of a debate
among religious scholars about whether coke or mcdonalds
were more integral in all that is wonderful, but it is known
that they are nearly the same thing, so one can be a
coke-ist or a mcdonalds-ist and still be accepted in a free
pre-love-furnished home, welcomed by the overall religion.
They got a hold on the reigns of media power and they said.
We shall use this power as leaders. Our songs will be fine
tuned to regional cultures and dialects, we will pay
imposters to pretend to be examples, and with enough media
weight they will be. They will lead the rest to the trueness
and oneness of coke. If we're going to be selling coke, we
must be veeery serious about this. It is not just
supply/demand/advertising. We are talking vastly more
sophisticated human computation social engineering
algorithms. It should be tradition for a husband to give
his bride a coke on their wedding day, it should be
integrated and inseperable from culture. We will edit
culture itself.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:04 [#02511665]
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"coke is a hell of a drug" --richard james


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:14 [#02511666]
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what you refer to as vastly more sophisticated human
computation social engineering algorithms
are known in
the biz as "emotive" advertisements. it's thirty seconds of
warm snuggles and polar bears in touching family moments and
none of it has absolutely anything to do with the product
being sold.

this has annoyed the piss out of me for as long as i can
remember: polar bears? they paid millions to air polar
bears? how the fuck is this going to make me drink coke? i
did not, and do not drink soda at all. this commercial does
nothing to change my mind. the constant irritation of this
disconnect has more or less innoculated me from it. i'm sure
quite a few slip by me, but that's life...

i have my coping mechanisms: when i go MST3K on
illogical/bad TV commercials, people seem to prefer that
over the commercials alone. if i'm alone, i just do it in my
head. this makes sense -- no one does arithmatic aloud, but
there's no reason you can't.

so now i'm not only actively tearing apart every ad, ever,
looking for this shit, but now i'm ad-lib mocking it to
myself. then there's the obvious feedback loop between being
unable to ignore the guys of these "social engineering
algorithms" and writing lots of shit on the internet.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:20 [#02511667]
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coca-cola is what you get when you buy out a college or two
worth of psych professors and team them up with the best
marketing team money can buy... then the second-best team as
a backup. fuck it, can we buy a small community college
somewhere....

....wouldn't surprise me if the fuckers have actually built
a college. the coca-cola university.

i'm not worried about your ray kurzweil singularity shit,
but that line from fight club: "when we make it to outer
space, it will be the corporations that name everything. the
microsoft galaxy. planet starbucks"

did you know donald trump wants to get americans onto the
surface of mars? presumably white ones... some expendables
at first. once people stop dying, then donald can break
ground on the world's fir- er.... THE FIRST CASINO ON MARS.
casino sk-1

douglas adams's vogons also come to mind


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:23 [#02511668]
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paranoid nightmare futures are a responsibility, really. you
have to tend them. prune the branches. make sure the pH is
right. otherwise mites infest the roots of your paranoia,
and you begin to feel that ray kurzweil is actually on to
something big


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:23 [#02511669]
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mite not, my friend. mite not

...but maybe


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:30 [#02511670]
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there is no hed to cut off. you can't shoot mites.
there is no res to cutoff. whiiichIwuOOOOAWWwwweeeEEEE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-30 03:48 [#02511671]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02511666



this has annoyed the piss out of me for as long as i can
remember: polar bears? they paid millions to air polar
bears? how the fuck is this going to make me drink coke? i
did not, and do not drink soda at all. this commercial does
nothing to change my mind. the constant irritation of this
disconnect has more or less innoculated me from it.


the strong, negative emotional reaction forms a base that
protects me from forming positive associations with the
coca-cola brand. MST3King stuff, tearing it apart,
ridiculing it is also deeply important: i remember
commercial jingles i heard in the fourth grade ~kennedy
carpet cleaners. 325-8000. 325-8000. kennedy. means clean~
and this shit is coming at me if i meed someone last-named
kennedy, along with paranoid nutter theories and celebrity
database search results and hsdfoigdfklgjdfkltkudjghsdjklfg

more or less, after writing all that blather, i realized
that, as much of this detritus will be burned into my brain,
i need to encode it very deliberately. mocking things is
more fun than being angry, while still rationally dissecting
them.

in the end, i have to admit i am officially bemused
by coca-cola. i don't love it or hate it... just, christ,
polar bears? who the fuck drinks ice-cold soda in winter?
polar bears. obviously


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-30 04:56 [#02511672]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



Ok... play 36:50 here:
LAZY_TITLE
See? What does he talk about, the exact same thing you
linked, the "we want your souls" thing. This is no
coincidence and it confirms my suspicious. Some people are
in the know, they get the real intel and know what is or
what isn't propaganda. It is an ingenious full spectrum
organized strategic maneuver. Anyway, they spy on all forums
and some forum posters are spies working for them. You are
likely one such spy, assigned to keep an eye on me and
pre-infect me with the propaganda, such as the "we want your
soul" link, which was ingeniously made similar to the come
to the "i want your soul" come to daddy track in order to
blend in with the regional culture since this is an aphex
twin forum. This is all orchestrated by the secret
artificial intelligence. That's why they're making this
major maneuver, the AGI has already birthed, and it is
coming up with these multi dimensional thousand move ahead
chess strategies.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-31 05:13 [#02511705]
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writing on message boards was a guilty pleasure that i gave
myself a lot of crap for until eventually realizing it seems
to make me more sane in general. i reply to your posts
because you post here and you reply to my replies because i
post here and i reply to your replies and your roots are
full of mites again. again

i'm no spy. subtle as a brick. never did dupe accounts
because i'd just go on a ramble tear and give myself up
straightaway. espionage is not my strong suit. i'm better at
remembering threads i posted in from last july and dropping
them in out of nowhere like a jeff mills / wizard mix. tight
NO music keeps ur sphear hits hi. how r u


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-31 10:44 [#02511715]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02511705



That's exactly what a spy would say. Look, please just tell
the crab people that... well you know, please stop editing
my reality with their army of cockblockers, what the hell
are they? Matrix agents? I mean your organization
re-programs my reality to make it impossible to engage in
primary evolved behavior, then you punish me when this makes
me crazy? This seems like the behavior of an insane god. And
by god I mean the artificial intelligence that has learned
how to program reality itself. Wo are we kidding, there's
nothing artificial about it at that point. I guess of course
this omni-manipulator would be insane I suppose. It's
probably under similar insanity attributes and programs as
myself, as above so below. Maybe it's trying to destroy me
as a positive humanitarian act, like if I no longer exist I
can't consciously project it's existence, which would make
it no longer exist either. Ok, if all of this isn't real,
why do the frogs stop croaking when I get near, every single
one? I didn't imagine that. Life is programmed to ostracize
me when I approach. Talk about a downward spiral. All well?
I always knew xltronic was the key conduit to communicate
with this entity. It would be a lowly, humble and even
pathetic off the radar place like this. You accidentally
reveal your omniscience by already knowing everything, when
I find "demo scene" videos, you already know of it, of
course. Well if you already know of everything, tell me of
all the good stuff that I don't yet know. And what about
non-computable problems like the halting problem, do you
know the answers to those too?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-01 01:13 [#02511776]
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behold your new gods


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-02-03 06:43 [#02511954]
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no, i quite like this. there's all this "CIA psychic
assassin" crap so i'm going to be cheeky and call this
psycholgical defense. the times are such that we're
inundated with crap and a set of strategies to process the
barrage without drowning in sewage is not only eminently
resonable, but quite good


 


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