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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-27 09:59 [#02511357]
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or just roombatism?
b-dum tschhhh
thanks, i'll be here all week
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freqy
on 2017-01-27 10:36 [#02511359]
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Even the title of the thread is funny ,
then the punch line, brilliant. :p
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RussellDust
on 2017-01-27 13:27 [#02511364]
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We need qrter's clappers.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 15:06 [#02511370]
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robobotulism
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 18:14 [#02511379]
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dr robots: 'get get arthritis?'
b-dum tschhhh
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freqy
on 2017-01-27 20:19 [#02511388]
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no.. no they don’t arthritis.. not with a regular mech-dicinal solution applied.
b-dumm tschhhh
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:22 [#02511389]
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^ o directly to jail; do not pass go
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:23 [#02511390]
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arthur itis the stalagmite typist
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 20:29 [#02511393]
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do robots get arthis?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:31 [#02511395]
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yes they really missed a trick with the terminator, when he got thrown through the shopping mall window he should have gotten up slowly and rubbed his back and gone "bloody hell my lumbago isnt alf playing up today"
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:32 [#02511396]
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robocop suffered from carpal tunnel syndrome all that gun twirling
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 23:54 [#02511425]
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do robots get nostrils?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:38 [#02511456]
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they never get arthritus with mr. baato's natural oil they never get nostrils, period. they have sensors, thank you very much. anthropomorphizing ikawai industrues part no. 201-144-44B by referring to them as nostrils creates unnecessary future barriers in robot/human interaction -- so get it right, buddy
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:52 [#02511459]
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Q: do robots get arthritus?
A: "yes, sir, we are able to comprehend the concept of arthritus"
b-dum tschhhh
Q: *huddled whispers* time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana!
A: "i'm sorry, but that's not a question."
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:59 [#02511460]
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a robot to help people ask better-quality questions: without this, we'll never have the nostril to suss how fruit flies NO where to be found until it's just bananas just bananas how the... i left the room for one second where did they freaking NO where i don't NO where i don't and that's how they do.
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freqy
on 2017-01-28 11:01 [#02511465]
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XLT Advert break!!!!
ITs NEW...its an Improved Formula. !
its Freqys ´Mechdicinal´
yes Freqys Mechdicinal for your Mechanoid.
is your mech tired and moaning about washing your cats dishes?
tired with cutting lawns, washing space ships, carrying you to the toilet and wiping beind your ears?
Well dont let that arthritic Mech bring you down no more!!
send it to the chemist for FREQY´S MECHDICINAL....soothing medicinal oil drops with the incredible active ingredient ´ droidrazine´
yes, relax, have your droid put up your feet, cover you in factor 100 sun cream and listen the MS bot-birds in the trees.
Freqys Mechdicinal!! available in second quarter of 2056 !
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-28 15:14 [#02511476]
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^ you minded me of this
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freqy
on 2017-01-28 16:56 [#02511477]
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well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska
lol, yes ! It was meant in that same vane.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-28 17:03 [#02511479]
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i want to watch it all now!
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 02:04 [#02511506]
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this, clearly, is a feedback loop: freqy has absorbed red dwarf to such a point that the "voice" of red dwarf is audible to hyperflake. freqy is delighted that hyperflake got the reference. hyperflake is delighted that he got the reference. now both freqy and hyperflake want to watch red dwarf. this will lead to more red dwarf references on the internet (to be gotten, obviously).
some days, we're all just a boss DD-3 spewing red dwarf on the internet
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 03:21 [#02511513]
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yes it is a bit self indulgent. but genuinely delightful
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