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do robots get arthritis?
 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-27 09:59 [#02511357]
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or just roombatism?

b-dum tschhhh

thanks, i'll be here all week


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-27 10:36 [#02511359]
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Even the title of the thread is funny ,

then the punch line, brilliant. :p


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-01-27 13:27 [#02511364]
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We need qrter's clappers.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 15:06 [#02511370]
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robobotulism



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 18:14 [#02511379]
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dr robots: 'get get arthritis?'

b-dum tschhhh


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-27 20:19 [#02511388]
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no.. no they don’t arthritis.. not with a regular
mech-dicinal solution applied.

b-dumm tschhhh


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:22 [#02511389]
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^ o directly to jail; do not pass go


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:23 [#02511390]
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arthur itis the stalagmite typist


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 20:29 [#02511393]
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do robots get arthis?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:31 [#02511395]
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yes they really missed a trick with the terminator, when he
got thrown through the shopping mall window he should have
gotten up slowly and rubbed his back and gone "bloody hell
my lumbago isnt alf playing up today"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-27 20:32 [#02511396]
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robocop suffered from carpal tunnel syndrome all that gun
twirling


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-01-27 23:54 [#02511425]
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do robots get nostrils?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:38 [#02511456]
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they never get arthritus with mr. baato's natural oil
they never get nostrils, period. they have sensors, thank
you very much. anthropomorphizing ikawai industrues part no.
201-144-44B by referring to them as nostrils creates
unnecessary future barriers in robot/human interaction -- so
get it right, buddy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:52 [#02511459]
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Q: do robots get arthritus?

A: "yes, sir, we are able to comprehend the concept of
arthritus"


b-dum tschhhh







Q: *huddled whispers* time flies like an arrow. fruit flies
like a banana!
A: "i'm sorry, but that's not a question."


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-28 05:59 [#02511460]
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a robot to help people ask better-quality questions: without
this, we'll never have the nostril to suss how fruit flies
NO where to be found until it's just bananas just bananas
how the... i left the room for one second where did they
freaking NO where i don't NO where i don't and that's how
they do.


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-28 11:01 [#02511465]
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XLT Advert break!!!!

ITs NEW...its an Improved Formula. !

its Freqys ´Mechdicinal´

yes Freqys Mechdicinal for your Mechanoid.

is your mech tired and moaning about washing your cats
dishes?
tired with cutting lawns, washing space ships, carrying you
to the toilet and wiping beind your ears?

Well dont let that arthritic Mech bring you down no more!!

send it to the chemist for FREQY´S MECHDICINAL....soothing
medicinal oil drops with the incredible active ingredient ´
droidrazine´

yes, relax, have your droid put up your feet, cover you in
factor 100 sun cream and listen the MS bot-birds in the
trees.

Freqys Mechdicinal!! available in second quarter of 2056 !



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-28 15:14 [#02511476]
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^ you minded me of this


 

offline freqy on 2017-01-28 16:56 [#02511477]
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well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska

lol, yes ! It was meant in that same vane.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-28 17:03 [#02511479]
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i want to watch it all now!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-29 02:04 [#02511506]
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this, clearly, is a feedback loop: freqy has absorbed red
dwarf to such a point that the "voice" of red dwarf is
audible to hyperflake. freqy is delighted that hyperflake
got the reference. hyperflake is delighted that he got the
reference. now both freqy and hyperflake want to watch red
dwarf. this will lead to more red dwarf references on the
internet (to be gotten, obviously).

some days, we're all just a boss DD-3 spewing red dwarf on
the internet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-29 03:21 [#02511513]
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yes it is a bit self indulgent. but genuinely delightful


 


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