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a gamers church! lol |
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yeah the altar would be full of kempton joysticks and like a rasta on a throne, and instead of the bible everyone would just dance in a massive circle so everyone was high on endorphin, then luke vibert would be in the parapet playing jungle on massive speakers the high of the cathedral and every pew would be painted different like a super lamb banana, the priests would be wearing vinyl raincoats that changed color on contact with acid, bruno brookes would be sacrificed by being immolated on a huge charcoal bbq from sainsburys and his buttocks feed to the livestock. a colony of gigantic neon green ants would be set free to... i cant be bothered to finish that bit |
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like it would be mandatory to speak in toungues righteous and the body of bruno would be cocopops we feed to the malnorished children and the font would be full of ribena |
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like the final irony is that david icke was actually jesus and he backfilps off the top of nelsons column and explodes in a love emanation that destroys everyones tvs |
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y know, i think the kids would dig that. :p |
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i hoe they would yeah now look at the photo they show in the conference and look at this photo from a better angle LAZY_TITLE |
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that press conference was something straight from robocop |
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i´m suprised anyone went, with all those threats of terrorism. |
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that press conference guy looked high on coke, |
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actually his eyes really look like emperor palpatines |
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anyway Freqy i pormise not to mention trump for as long as i can as i, sure your finger is on the pulse at any rate, his actions will speak now, he did kill ttp which is good |
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everything else is looking distinctly bizarre though |
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fucking hell must have been a pain in the arse to compile your code correctly when you have been tying in thousands of hexadecimal numbers all day |
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worng thread ops |
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have you been drinking hipflick? |
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just found out Obama had himself awarded the Nobel Peace price. Yet he had over 100,000 bombs dropped during his presidency, killing almost a million people. I really had no idea. Trump seems also to want a war, but with isis... now that could get really bad considering isis is in every western country now. |
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every jazz has a peace price |
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so do they drug test the president, or what? |
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isis really needs to change their name, the archer cartoon had it first |
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Chuck Todd of NBC News tweeted, “I’ve run out of adjectives.” |
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i am just losing it in giggles. i am. it's his first day in office. one would expect some sort of pep-talk, right? no, it's trump bitching about media coverage he finds unfavorable. trump had a lot of people show up to his inauguration. obama had more. so what? he still had a perfectly respectable turnout. the irony is, he's totally right. it is a conspiracy -- the press all flew to that pile like flies on poo because they knew trump's fragile ego would be completely unable to tolerate the implicit diss in running this story. like clockwork, -DJT responds with a massive, disproportionate tirade about media conspiracy this and dishonest liars that will trump learn not to explode every time he's poked with a stick? i really can't say. if he doesn't, though... losing it in giggles again |
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The media said DJT had the bust of Dr Martin Luther King removed Why did they say that? to try and start race riots?!! I mean that is sick journalism. Obama actually did have Winston Churchill´s bust removed. But that has now been put back. |
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yes the media is full of lies and exaggerations and the bust thing was a journo trying to stir shit I think there were alot more women marching yesterday than there were people at the inauguration |
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i wouldnt want you to think i was on the side of the media or anything like that all i see is feints within feints, people like that steve bannon who is an ex golman sachs banker comes along, hijacks a grass roots political movement like the tea party re brands it the alt right, comes up with a few catchy phrases like snowflake and cuck and now you just have a whole new set of elites, pretending they arent elites at the controls, and the president is a billionare |
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everyone makes such grand conspiracies out of complete horseshit: golem-sachs hooks up with bannon banker to immanentize the unilever teaparty.... no, they're all just badly-behaved man-children. what you have, here, is middle school. scaled up to the size of the largest bureaucracy in the world... is the media stirring shit? yes. is it part of some grand plan? fuck no the media represents a group of popular kids in middle school sitting down and scheming up new ways to prod some spoiled rich kid (donald trump) unil he explodes: "let's just pat him on the head over and over!" "ya, ha ha! we can take turns!" "it's so stupid but he'll totally start screaming in less than, like, five minutes" "i'll give it three" then at lunch time they semicircle around the donald and floof his hairpiece. within thirty seconds, he's tweeting angrily. the popular kids tweet mockery of his tweets this is not conspiracy. this is not illuminati. this is immaturity ...it's the immaturinati? |
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if i were president, i would have all busts removed... then carted over to the lincoln bedroom, where i would spend idle moments arranging them all into compromising positions: bill clinton in bed with every female bust. herbert hoover's bust hiding in the closet, wearing a bra as a president, one must make time for these things. |
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then at lunch time they semicircle around the donald and floof his hairpiece. within thirty seconds, he's tweeting angrily. the popular kids tweet mockery of his tweets i felt i should share my solution to this scenario: decide you now have a squad of personal head-patters and go mock dramatic with it: "come along now, to the west wing!" "number three, you're slowing down a bit! pick it up!" at that point, if they're worth knowing they'll playing along and everyone has a good time. if they're jerks they'll resent playing second banana fiddler and piss off in, like, five minutes. heck, three |
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it's what trump has done as a celebrity personality for years... yell; bitch. go negative. "america is an abysmal mess, you're wrong, you're lying, i didn't say that, i didn't say i didn't say that" this is exactly what you want in a celebrity tweetist ronin. it's a good match for a brutal election season. on day one of the next four years, though... ouch. |
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i've come to realize that the collective american unconscious is about twelve years old. once you begin to view current events through that lens, everything makes a heck of a lot more sense |
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if trump were clever in the slightest he'd have photographed the press pool listening to Spicer rant... then taken those photos and carefully doctored them up into a parody of the inauguration crowd photos...... shouldn't be hard to find a good shot from obama's first press pool with lots and lots of empty chairs |
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I dont mean it like grand conspiracy although it definitely came across in what i said, what i should have said its just one set of bastard replacing another set of bastards ad infinitum |
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ok. wow. . that's pretty scary |
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is it ok if i jump off my sofa? |
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The "uncertainty about whether facts are knowable" card is played by everyone who wants to defend obvious falsehoods - the cult leader, the snake oil salesman, etc. It's called |
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did anyone see Theresa may and the trident thing that sounds like a harry botter book title |
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i suppose there are very few people who get involved in national politics for altruistic reasons, just look at Michael Gove he looks like he just about qualifies as a human being |
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hairy what? |
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oh that wizard child |
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have you heard dirty potter its very infantile but funny |
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maybe government people have all at one time being caught stealing raping killing and or other things; and instead of prison they get top jobs as pro liars? |
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well you have to wonder seems to attract some absolute arseholes doesnt it, |
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i gotta be in the right mood for that shall check later. :) rude things i got a be in the right frame of mind |
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yes indeed. |
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well i hope it cheers you up later, are you alright Freqy? |
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yeh a bit rude, i was just watching puppies and kittens. lol : p |
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