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or would you come up with some crappy alex jones based reason not to, and then make a song about ducks |
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She had that weird name, right? Caught quite a few of the Voyagers. Seven of Nines? I remember thinking she was really rather cute, but for those of you who are more knowledgeable in this field: is she machinery or synthetic organs? |
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given the chance would you have sex with this woman? your (sphere of context [this (woman)]) lacks sufficient context, and as mohamzle knows 70% (technichsilly) the quality of the question determines the quality of the answer. are you asking if w M w would bang seven of nine, or are you asking if he would bang the actor that plays seven of nine? it's no mizzbuzz of mine |
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is having sex with a robot really cheating? (one for the richard herring podcast listeners) |
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i would, but only if I could wear a cornish pastie on my head and pretend to be worf |
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(would you bang [woman]) is a fine context, really. many blokes hone it down to a science over long commutes. you learn to respect the depths: are we talking about her as she looks in that photo? i mean, she's probably way older now the same set of questions and logic lawyering i fire off any time anyone starts talking about banging any woman. yeah. science |
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lol |
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she would have to be buried in a y shaped coffin after a session with me |
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Hi, thank you for your quemshtion. So yes, I would like to sniff that lady's butthole all day long please. The only problem is she wouldn't want me to. I have had to resort to becoming my own girlfriends, and that's plural because I'm not a one woman man. My two girlfriends (both of them me) are named: Heidi Hamhole Whorington and Heidi Whorehole Hamington The two sexist things they (me) can say to me is "yes master" and perhaps "I'm sorry", kind of like how in super puzzle fighter 2 turbo and also that hot girl from ichi the killer in one scene say some sort of japanese word that sounds like "comenday" in a cute high pitch voice. So like if they make butt brownies without permission or kiss in unacceptable time signature patterns, they'll be like "I'm sorry, your royal majesty sir". This helps me have any sense of being an alpha male because I can't get erect otherwise. It has to be a solid illusion because there are no facts. And they both LOVE tickles, whether they outwardly project this love for tickles or not, I am the one who decides what they love, and they love being tickled until they pretty much go crazy, and then the tickling's only begun. I keep tickling till they pee their pants, if I let them wear pants which I don't, and I put my face right in their succulent pee stream when they do, but then the tickling has only begun, keep tickling till they poop their pants this time. Well, when a cute girl makes a poop the rule is she first has to raise her hand and ask permission in this way "would you like some free girl scout cookies master?" And if she makes cookies without permission, well, it's time for a paddlin', but the paddlin' is love based even though also designed to sculpt her behavior in desirable ways. The only problem is I enjoy paddlin too much so that can't be a real punishment, more just a part of a daily routine. And if she has to go pee she has to raise her hand and ask "would you like some lemonade sir". Anyway, this is just where babies come from 101 materi |
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Ha ha ha, one of the only things that's cybernetic on her is her eyebrow. A nearly functionless-ass eyebrow, yeah, let's make that cybernetic first. What did she lose her real eyebrow in a fart-lighting accident and had to upgrade and become transhuman. 98% human, just a cybernetic eyebrow and maybe some sort of hand thing that is mostly for aesthetics anyway. Actually, I think none of it is cybernetic, it's all for aesthetics. Like this is how space idiots "put on make up". See how only people with no imagination are allowed to create the main steam shows. I guess it doesn't matter, they just need some "entertainment" to put people in a trance for the brief period that they have a free moment from being a slave to the corporatocracy. Come home from your slave job, half of which involuntarily pays the government as tax, and "unwind". You know where to laugh because it has a laugh track. You're not allowed to talk, to create your own things, at least with any of their rigged meme amplification, but you are currently allowed to watch their shows, dumbed down shows to dumb you down. |
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the duck song should feature some sort of low fi flute solo midway through, and samples of ducks quacking periodically. |
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My life is already a low fi flute solo. |
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