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offline x Y x on 2017-01-17 20:11 [#02510523]
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given the chance would you have sex with this woman?

or would you come up with some crappy alex jones based
reason not to, and then make a song about ducks


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 20:15 [#02510524]
Points: 23969 Status: Addict



W m x Y z Z z Y x m W


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-01-17 22:44 [#02510552]
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She had that weird name, right? Caught quite a few of the
Voyagers.

Seven of Nines? I remember thinking she was really rather
cute, but for those of you who are more knowledgeable in
this field: is she machinery or synthetic organs?



 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 22:57 [#02510562]
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given the chance would you have sex with this woman?

your (sphere of context [this (woman)]) lacks sufficient
context, and as mohamzle knows 70% (technichsilly) the
quality of the question determines the quality of the
answer. are you asking if w M w would bang seven of nine, or
are you asking if he would bang the actor that plays seven
of nine? it's no mizzbuzz of mine


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 22:58 [#02510563]
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[this]


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-17 23:00 [#02510564]
Points: 6238 Status: Regular



is having sex with a robot really cheating? (one for
the richard herring podcast listeners)


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-01-17 23:02 [#02510566]
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i would, but only if I could wear a cornish pastie on my
head and pretend to be worf


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-01-17 23:21 [#02510574]
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(would you bang [woman]) is a fine context, really. many
blokes hone it down to a science over long commutes. you
learn to respect the depths: are we talking about her as she
looks in that photo? i mean, she's probably way older now

the same set of questions and logic lawyering i fire off any
time anyone starts talking about banging any woman. yeah.
science


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-17 23:40 [#02510578]
Points: 30707 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02510564



lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-17 23:47 [#02510579]
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she would have to be buried in a y shaped coffin after a
session with me



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-18 00:35 [#02510598]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



Hi, thank you for your quemshtion. So yes, I would like to
sniff that lady's butthole all day long please. The only
problem is she wouldn't want me to. I have had to resort to
becoming my own girlfriends, and that's plural because I'm
not a one woman man. My two girlfriends (both of them me)
are named:
Heidi Hamhole Whorington
and
Heidi Whorehole Hamington
The two sexist things they (me) can say to me is "yes
master" and perhaps "I'm sorry", kind of like how in super
puzzle fighter 2 turbo and also that hot girl from ichi the
killer in one scene say some sort of japanese word that
sounds like "comenday" in a cute high pitch voice. So like
if they make butt brownies without permission or kiss in
unacceptable time signature patterns, they'll be like "I'm
sorry, your royal majesty sir". This helps me have any sense
of being an alpha male because I can't get erect otherwise.
It has to be a solid illusion because there are no facts.
And they both LOVE tickles, whether they outwardly project
this love for tickles or not, I am the one who decides what
they love, and they love being tickled until they pretty
much go crazy, and then the tickling's only begun. I keep
tickling till they pee their pants, if I let them wear pants
which I don't, and I put my face right in their succulent
pee stream when they do, but then the tickling has only
begun, keep tickling till they poop their pants this time.
Well, when a cute girl makes a poop the rule is she first
has to raise her hand and ask permission in this way "would
you like some free girl scout cookies master?" And if she
makes cookies without permission, well, it's time for a
paddlin', but the paddlin' is love based even though also
designed to sculpt her behavior in desirable ways. The only
problem is I enjoy paddlin too much so that can't be a real
punishment, more just a part of a daily routine. And if she
has to go pee she has to raise her hand and ask "would you
like some lemonade sir". Anyway, this is just where babies
come from 101 materi


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-18 01:11 [#02510604]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



Ha ha ha, one of the only things that's cybernetic on her is
her eyebrow. A nearly functionless-ass eyebrow, yeah, let's
make that cybernetic first. What did she lose her real
eyebrow in a fart-lighting accident and had to upgrade and
become transhuman. 98% human, just a cybernetic eyebrow and
maybe some sort of hand thing that is mostly for aesthetics
anyway. Actually, I think none of it is cybernetic, it's all
for aesthetics. Like this is how space idiots "put on make
up". See how only people with no imagination are allowed to
create the main steam shows. I guess it doesn't matter, they
just need some "entertainment" to put people in a trance for
the brief period that they have a free moment from being a
slave to the corporatocracy. Come home from your slave job,
half of which involuntarily pays the government as tax, and
"unwind". You know where to laugh because it has a laugh
track. You're not allowed to talk, to create your own
things, at least with any of their rigged meme
amplification, but you are currently allowed to watch their
shows, dumbed down shows to dumb you down.


 

offline x Y x on 2017-01-18 03:30 [#02510619]
Points: 23 Status: Lurker



the duck song should feature some sort of low fi flute solo
midway through, and samples of ducks quacking periodically.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-01-18 04:03 [#02510620]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular | Followup to x Y x: #02510619



My life is already a low fi flute solo.
LAZY_TITLE


 


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