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yes all he needs now is sovereign robes of state and a little throne made out of match sticks |
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lol man, you need to make babies to tell them all your jokes |
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i remember thinking babies came from womens bums cos i didnt know they had anything else |
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first thought i had in primary school when i asked myself the big question for the first time, is that we were made out of skin contact |
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imagine playing an sk1 with that mindset |
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am i too redundant with my arguments |
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i can go on and bother you with stories of an age where i had hair and bell-bottom velvet trousers. |
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perhaps the static electricity build up of your velvet trousers was keeping your hair follicles alive |
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lol yeah, i too remember eletricity storms when undressing when i was a kid. back to an age when clothes were made up in copper cables |
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whos that, sylvestr stalone? i was very humble as a kid, i even had lice on my hair |
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reverse wall currant |
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Hyperparasites are parasites that take advantage of other parasites, such as parasitic wasps that lay eggs in other parasitic wasps that in turn lay eggs in caterpillars. |
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some days, i envy luke vibert. there's a world of terror outside that bathtub |
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Mother-of-two, 29, is shocked to find 'lesbianism' listed as a medical problem on a results sheet after visiting her North Carolina doctor. |
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im going to play supernaut at the spider in the web in the windowsill and see if it bounces up and down in excitement |
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we covered this @ #02509760 :: untangent: neal stephenson had a lovely passage in cryptonomicon about how absolutely impossible spiders are to fool. try to poke their web and get their attention.... and, yes, the spider will flatly ignore you right up until you lose patience and move to poking the spider instead of its web. spook a spider? you'd have more luck trying to bum cigarettes off of kanye west |
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superdisconaut superdisconautiscicacid |
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yeah i did blow on its web this morning and it wasnt perturbed at all, the charles bronson of the animal world |
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old setup: sounds like i yell "disco" at 2:15 or so, but i really have no idea. that's why the mic was there: so i could mumble incoherently whenever the need struck. i miss all that gear a lot, but i don't miss being fat particularly much casio begins to interact with the sound system around a minute in |
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wrong thread. lol |
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The spider has died, apparently he didnt learn his lesson cos i found him floating in the bathtub after i turned on the tap before shower. So i took a piece of paper and flushed him down the toilet for his trip to the afterlife. |
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^ is that the Egyptian half of your kicking in? |
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Yeah its the ancient gay in me speaking |
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I think they did worship the knob but not as a sexual thing but a font of fertility, so the Nile was like a big splash of jism fertlising the delta |
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Bit like george michael |
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yes he was buried with his collection of pink marigolds |
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and handbag collection |
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mjollnir -- hammer. fertility symbol. ancient norse slang for E |
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once in london i was approached by a black tramp that asked me 'You want some e?? YOU WANT SOME E??' his eyes were outisde of the orbits, i was petrified |
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what did he mean? |
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did you want to see his teapot collection |
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nope, i walked away in a nanosecand |
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yes in an expert from walking away from dodgy people, like those gits with clipboards asking you if you want to do a survey |
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what about those bearded people dressed in a sheet outside victoria station giving away flyers predicting the fall of the empire? advertising terrorism kinda? |
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don't make eye contatc whatever you do |
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they believe bright eyes bring misfortune in greece, once i went to a supermarket and a matron with her daughter hurried away as soon as they saw me eyes |
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very weird over here its ginger people who are accursed |
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once someone told me to stay away from ginger and small-lips women. superstition is worse that religion really |
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same thing really isnt it |
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and here in italy they believe killing a spider brings economic misfortune. so if i end up searching trashes for food again you know why |
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ah yes, you know those tiny spiders, you find in your hair sometimes they call them money spiders in the uk |
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my hairline started receding in my 20s |
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i still have all mine but i have few grey hairs at the side |
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bit like george clooney |
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not quite that grey just a few, when i grow a beard its mostly brown, buit i have blonde, ginger and white hairs in it which is really weird |
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you should see my goatee, looks like osama bin laden's |
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wat |
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