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And it goes by the name of Everything. We are all riding on it's brown hairs without any blue cares. Only the Everything can defeat the Everything, as every other thing will contain itself! Far beyond the spatula of empowerment to be alive at this very moment. 45 is secretly the real 42 beyond your existence or time the hassle tomorrow. This is only one chapter but the chapter is itself. Or yourself, if you want (it is not required). Nebvermind. Relondulous. Dicked pickles of empty guazeelee. |
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jokes: Q: What happened to Steve? A: He had space alpha dick disco. Q: Why don't cares have any repairs A: Become the riddler or partake in his errors Q) Why was the mustard fluffy? A) It was an illusion Q) Why did the pineapple express? A) To partake in yams Q) How many eels to steal an orange peel? A) The number is more important than the answer Q) Califew von doh? A) Biest Henadoo Hen Hen Ahen. All of the questions) No. Q) Why does a tuple droop? A(B)? Because it had benoop. Q) Who is the jeems of the spleens? A) The antimatter. Anti-hero. |
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15 Things That Exist: septiles the red onions boontangle whatyondle plebules J-Yoo-ondas Hevlings Bleblings Sponce Dubules Pleeks and of course Yondas Bimpfs Flimps Fleefs Flontfs |
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Good Porn Titles: Born From Horn Makin' Babies Funny Style The Praying Man Tits Horney Boy and Blobula 3 The Return From Tit Taco Blebblington 3 Niggermancer IV: The Anal Black Dawn Fire in the Hole Polin' Holes Volume 4 Scrawny Dick Bounty Huntress Must Mistress Donnie's Dick Medallion Ford Testicle 4: Ridin' Like a Truck Squeefs and other Beachies |
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On two hills in microville, two wizards prepared to duel. One had a red glowing mace and the other had a blue glowing mace. Well to be more precise they were like staffs with a box frame and inside the frame was the glowy firey magic particulates of the appropriate color. One wizard said "I declare war on drugs and shot a blue light at reddy. Reddy said "I declare war on the war on drugs" and cast a red light at Bluey. Bluey said "Oh yeah? I declare war on the war on the war on drugs". Reddy said a similar sentence but a little bit longer. Blinding light. Dust settles. That does it said Bluey, from the depths of all Satin Bower Bird collections I cast at thee peace and he launches a triple projectile peace attack. Redd said "Oh yeah, have some peace of your... own!" and fired a quadruple projectile peace attack of his own! Just after the blows of Blues attack rained down on him, but it felt so lush and beautiful. He looked at his body and where the blue splashed it left an unusual magic new color. Blue looked at his own splashes and saw this same color! That day blue and red became the new color and called it purple. And all must be purple after that. No other colors were ever tolerated. |
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A small boy raised his hand in school. Said the boy, aloud to his class, addressing his teacher "You've taught me a lot about how one can simultaneously smell farts and smell of farts." All the classmates started giggling, and their giggling became an onslaught of hornets. And their giggling became a fission contraption. And their giggling cackled and great booming cracks formed in the very foundation of the substrate. It was happening, the ninth Karpuckle of Jinanulator. The teacher said "How dare you summon Jinanulator within my crystal bounds!" and her psychic fusion de-modulated the triagonal terrain. Morphing continued. |
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Eggnuts(â„¢) Eggnuts are the new therapy product from Bonerduds.com. Composed of one testicle and one ovary, kneed Eggnuts in the palm of your hand to increase your relaxation levels and relieve stress. Eggnuts are great for: The Home Office, And even other places! Eggnuts(â„¢) - Now with Vagitube Eggnuts are better than ever with the Vagitube. Long enough to be a penis and short enough to be a vagina, the Vagitube acts as a comforting grib for you to massage your eggnuts one handed or two! |
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"Here, try massaging my Eggnuts" he said and took his closed hand out of his pocket. Granny peered down at the hand which slowly opened up with a close camera view. A hairy dark skinned nut slowly drooped down from the left of his palm, the nut pulsing with seminality A slimy ovary gelatin drooped down to the left, quivering with fertility, both held together in a skinlike sack with abnormally lengthed hairs and pimples and whiteheads that spew puss when squeezed. "Oh my, what is that?" exclaimed granny, even though it was just a question mark with no exclamation point. A closeup of Dave's face, he bit his lower lip and his eyes fixed upward in nearly unconscious ecstasy. "They're my Eggnuts(â„¢) from bonerduds.com" he said, and handed them to granny who began massaging them in her aged hand. "Do you... like that?" asked Dave, his eyes rolling in ecstacy as he pronounced like. Granny bit her lower lip and her eyes fixed upward in nearly unconscious ecstasy. "I love how these feel!" "Do you... like squeezing my Eggnuts(â„¢) Granny?" And they were in such ecstacy, provided by bonerduds.com, that everything else was in italics forever. |
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Bonerduds.com "Get your nugg on!" |
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everything is just a word words are abstract concepts not found anywhere in reality |
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mauahahahahaha |
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nigglemancer mcfruitytants |
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nothingness escapes perception by greedy human eyes |
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nothing is just a word words are abstract concepts eyeballs are cameras of meat |
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When I was high, I was looking at the tv with the diddy kong racing kart playing its starting demos, staring as close as possible at the individual pixels, and it was SOOO organized. You can see each individual pixel, an amazing machine in its own right, flashing its 3 colors in patterns relative to its neighbors (yellow was the best color). You can see how an entire miniature universe was hacked together, I mean like the pixels are in a rigid rectangular grid yet apparently 3d lines can be hacked on top of this rigidity, the simple pixel axioms. It's all fake and false, an entire macro illusion made of merely pixels, and all somehow organized by human brains. I was a small being inside my head looking out my window eyes and controlling a giant robot body. And I could focus attention on any organization of information and I realized that every angle, every thought was tainted with negativity, real negativity, not an illusion. And I realized that that this entire matrix of reality was being hacked by some seriously evil entity, like a painter ruining a painting with brown blotches. It is certainly possible for brains to be hacked, like brood parasitism inside your skull. Once they get in, they have access to everything, you can see every piece of data separately yet feel it's larger macroscopic organization, all being poisoned by the hacker. It's biological treason. |
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every monitor has different pixels. it's one of those things that CSI can use to track you down, right? different generations of iFone all didderend underda micorodope. cheaps out on the green, that's why their fones afire not, generalationally isn't that rad? every LCD is totally different like that. from their it goes deep anorak; there's special gear to get those close-up photos and calibrate white balance to make sure your nature photos are tuned perfect as getty images collects copyright for your work illegally |
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anyways, to hack your story -- even the pixels you saw are but a temporary truth. that super watendo platform, that television set... change anything, and it's totally different. like everyone's view of reality is different. actively perceived (not passively received) through accumulated knowledge. when you look at the window, you see trees, sky, grass... because, well, you learned what all those are, at some point. hacking the hack of your hack involves realizing you're allowed to reprogram your internal LCD to do pixels however you like, and the pixels determine the reality you perceive. and CSI can trace them |
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