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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 05:59 [#02507774]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



And it goes by the name of Everything. We are all riding on
it's brown hairs without any blue cares. Only the Everything
can defeat the Everything, as every other thing will contain
itself! Far beyond the spatula of empowerment to be alive at
this very moment. 45 is secretly the real 42 beyond your
existence or time the hassle tomorrow. This is only one
chapter but the chapter is itself. Or yourself, if you want
(it is not required). Nebvermind. Relondulous. Dicked
pickles of empty guazeelee.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 06:11 [#02507775]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



jokes: Q: What happened to Steve? A: He had space alpha dick
disco. Q: Why don't cares have any repairs A: Become the
riddler or partake in his errors Q) Why was the mustard
fluffy? A) It was an illusion Q) Why did the pineapple
express? A) To partake in yams Q) How many eels to steal an
orange peel? A) The number is more important than the answer
Q) Califew von doh? A) Biest Henadoo Hen Hen Ahen. All of
the questions) No. Q) Why does a tuple droop? A(B)? Because
it had benoop. Q) Who is the jeems of the spleens? A) The
antimatter. Anti-hero.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 06:17 [#02507778]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



15 Things That Exist:
septiles
the red onions
boontangle
whatyondle
plebules
J-Yoo-ondas
Hevlings
Bleblings
Sponce Dubules
Pleeks
and of course Yondas
Bimpfs
Flimps
Fleefs
Flontfs



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 06:47 [#02507779]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



Good Porn Titles:
Born From Horn
Makin' Babies Funny Style
The Praying Man Tits
Horney Boy and Blobula 3
The Return From Tit Taco
Blebblington 3
Niggermancer IV: The Anal Black Dawn
Fire in the Hole
Polin' Holes Volume 4
Scrawny Dick Bounty Huntress
Must Mistress
Donnie's Dick Medallion
Ford Testicle 4: Ridin' Like a Truck
Squeefs and other Beachies



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 07:22 [#02507780]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



On two hills in microville, two wizards prepared to duel.
One had a red glowing mace and the other had a blue glowing
mace. Well to be more precise they were like staffs with a
box frame and inside the frame was the glowy firey magic
particulates of the appropriate color. One wizard said "I
declare war on drugs and shot a blue light at reddy. Reddy
said "I declare war on the war on drugs" and cast a red
light at Bluey. Bluey said "Oh yeah? I declare war on the
war on the war on drugs". Reddy said a similar sentence but
a little bit longer. Blinding light. Dust settles. That does
it said Bluey, from the depths of all Satin Bower Bird
collections I cast at thee peace and he launches a triple
projectile peace attack. Redd said "Oh yeah, have some peace
of your... own!" and fired a quadruple projectile peace
attack of his own! Just after the blows of Blues attack
rained down on him, but it felt so lush and beautiful. He
looked at his body and where the blue splashed it left an
unusual magic new color. Blue looked at his own splashes and
saw this same color! That day blue and red became the new
color and called it purple. And all must be purple after
that. No other colors were ever tolerated.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 07:45 [#02507781]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



A small boy raised his hand in school. Said the boy, aloud
to his class, addressing his teacher "You've taught me a lot
about how one can simultaneously smell farts and smell
of farts." All the classmates started giggling, and
their giggling became an onslaught of hornets. And their
giggling became a fission contraption. And their giggling
cackled and great booming cracks formed in the very
foundation of the substrate. It was happening, the ninth
Karpuckle of Jinanulator. The teacher said "How dare you
summon Jinanulator within my crystal bounds!" and her
psychic fusion de-modulated the triagonal terrain. Morphing
continued.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 08:32 [#02507782]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



Eggnuts(â„¢)
Eggnuts are the new therapy product from Bonerduds.com.
Composed of one testicle and one ovary, kneed Eggnuts in the
palm of your hand to increase your relaxation levels and
relieve stress.
Eggnuts are great for: The Home Office, And even other
places!

Eggnuts(â„¢) - Now with Vagitube
Eggnuts are better than ever with the Vagitube. Long enough
to be a penis and short enough to be a vagina, the Vagitube
acts as a comforting grib for you to massage your eggnuts
one handed or two!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 08:52 [#02507783]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



"Here, try massaging my Eggnuts" he said and took his closed
hand out of his pocket. Granny peered down at the hand which
slowly opened up with a close camera view. A hairy dark
skinned nut slowly drooped down from the left of his palm,
the nut pulsing with seminality A slimy ovary gelatin
drooped down to the left, quivering with fertility, both
held together in a skinlike sack with abnormally lengthed
hairs and pimples and whiteheads that spew puss when
squeezed. "Oh my, what is that?" exclaimed granny, even
though it was just a question mark with no exclamation
point. A closeup of Dave's face, he bit his lower lip and
his eyes fixed upward in nearly unconscious ecstasy.
"They're my Eggnuts(â„¢) from bonerduds.com" he said, and
handed them to granny who began massaging them in her aged
hand. "Do you... like that?" asked Dave, his eyes
rolling in ecstacy as he pronounced like. Granny bit her
lower lip and her eyes fixed upward in nearly unconscious
ecstasy. "I love how these feel!" "Do you...
like squeezing my Eggnuts(â„¢) Granny?" And they
were in such ecstacy, provided by bonerduds.com, that
everything else was in italics forever.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-18 08:53 [#02507784]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



Bonerduds.com
"Get your nugg on!"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-11-18 16:57 [#02507792]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



everything is just a word
words are abstract concepts
not found anywhere in reality


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2016-11-18 17:05 [#02507794]
Points: 31139 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02507780 | Show recordbag



mauahahahahaha


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-11-18 20:02 [#02507799]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



nigglemancer mcfruitytants


 

offline truthgong on 2016-11-19 03:00 [#02507832]
Points: 83 Status: Lurker



nothingness escapes perception by greedy human eyes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-11-19 03:28 [#02507833]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



nothing is just a word
words are abstract concepts
eyeballs are cameras of meat


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-11-19 05:58 [#02507834]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular



When I was high, I was looking at the tv with the diddy kong
racing kart playing its starting demos, staring as close as
possible at the individual pixels, and it was SOOO
organized. You can see each individual pixel, an amazing
machine in its own right, flashing its 3 colors in patterns
relative to its neighbors (yellow was the best color). You
can see how an entire miniature universe was hacked
together, I mean like the pixels are in a rigid rectangular
grid yet apparently 3d lines can be hacked on top of this
rigidity, the simple pixel axioms. It's all fake and false,
an entire macro illusion made of merely pixels, and all
somehow organized by human brains. I was a small being
inside my head looking out my window eyes and controlling a
giant robot body. And I could focus attention on any
organization of information and I realized that every angle,
every thought was tainted with negativity, real negativity,
not an illusion. And I realized that that this entire matrix
of reality was being hacked by some seriously evil entity,
like a painter ruining a painting with brown blotches. It is
certainly possible for brains to be hacked, like brood
parasitism inside your skull. Once they get in, they have
access to everything, you can see every piece of data
separately yet feel it's larger macroscopic organization,
all being poisoned by the hacker. It's biological treason.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-11-19 21:06 [#02507857]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



every monitor has different pixels. it's one of those things
that CSI can use to track you down, right?

iphone spectrum different generations of iFone all didderend
underda micorodope.

samsnug cheaps out on the green, that's why their
fones afire

or sometimes not, generalationally

isn't that rad? every LCD is totally different like that.
from their it goes deep anorak; there's special gear to get
those close-up photos and calibrate white balance to make
sure your nature photos are tuned perfect as getty images
collects copyright for your work illegally


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2016-11-19 21:09 [#02507858]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



anyways, to hack your story -- even the pixels you saw are
but a temporary truth. that super watendo platform, that
television set... change anything, and it's totally
different. like everyone's view of reality is different.
actively perceived (not passively received) through
accumulated knowledge. when you look at the window, you see
trees, sky, grass... because, well, you learned what all
those are, at some point. hacking the hack of your hack
involves realizing you're allowed to reprogram your internal
LCD to do pixels however you like, and the pixels determine
the reality you perceive. and CSI can trace them


 


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