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I rescued a wasp he was in my front garden caught in some old cob webbs. I got a flat head screw driver and some toilet roll and carefully helped him get of the worst of it. Then i got a bit of some 'sweeet' date bar, just a small blob and he ate that to give him energy. Then after he cleaned all the other bits off he just sat there...then i turned away for a bit, i came back, he was gone. he must have flown away. was pretty great. |
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you should have put a tracking chip on it whilst you had the chance |
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kindness |
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there is this dopey spider that always falls in the bathroom sink, i dont know what its fascination with the sink is, perhaps its gathering my stubble off cuts to build a nest, anyway i lift him out of there a few times now |
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there's something endearing about wasps that don't know when to die, reminds me of that stewart lee bit where he finds a grey, mouldering one in the attic in the dead of winter, clearly well past it's sell by date but clinging to life. that said, they are the enemy and must be destroyed, freqy you are a traitor to your human brethren, bad boy |
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I had a gigantic wasp nest about my childhood bedroom, my dad went up with no protection on, sprayed an entire can of insect killer into, we had dying wasps all over the loft, they were nibbling away at books and cardboard boxes to make the nest, bastards, I like bumblebees alot as they seem generally docile and just float along minding there own business. here is a photograph of a tiny slug i found in delamere forest |
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lol |
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kindness is really key, you can go anywhere, do whatever you want with that. its like a passport for humanship |
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one time there was a wasp's nest in my house all my synths and stuff were filled with dead wasps had to clean them out so i dont like wasps very much but helping a single wasp is a little nice act of kindness |
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my dad bought some smokey stuff that cleared them all out |
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thanks guys : ) it was weird, like i was an alien doing surgery on the little fella. but he was loving it. wiping his antenna and legs there was a bit left over on the tummy. I didn’t want to keep rolling him over. but his wings and legs were clear. I wonder where he is now? |
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over someone steak? |
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stinging a small child right in the eyeball, i jest of course! |
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the spider i mentioned before has migrated to the windowsill next to my bed weirdly enough, he must have followed my musky smell |
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just think whenever your fart, you are destroying generations of amoebas that live in the gusset of your underpants |
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did this guy not see how han did it in the original star wars? what is his head doing? no sound btw. |
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I could do with one of those chairs to take me from computer to the toilet, like a 3 dimensional commode |
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he looks like he is trying to ski whilst having an epileptic fit |
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lol imagine if you push the button to take you too the loo a bit too late! and instead of a puddle ...a long skid mark is created across your specially designed apartment. you'd have to hire a cleaning lady and monitor her on your seat, 3d panning around her as she cleaned to make sure she did a good job, whilst, at the same time, giving commands to the star fleet to attack the 3rd death star...with reverb echo around the apartment and pre synced samples of Lando saying it "was too cloos" and laser blasts and weird alien puppets on strings that move around and seem to operate consoles that are linked to your incredible battle plan. she would clean and you would command the rebel star fleet!! A proud day!! A proud day indeed..... except for the skid mark.. |
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he ruined jedi... i wanted to see those guns in use. actually jedi was well damaged not having han and chewies in the falcon ...that’s all star wars is about ..if you think about it for a par sec. |
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he ruined jedi simply because he was epi-skiing. all that work that went into those guns. I always wondered "why has lando not got any gunners? " well.... now we know!! |
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if you over charged it, it would fling your turds straight from your arse like a clay pigeon |
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also Crix Madine's hair looks a bit like a walnut whip |
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lol "Pull" but 3p0 blams it on R2 in case his speical fans got the wrong impression. |
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Han Solo is probably the coolest man to have ever existed. |
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wow looks brilliant in HD ive never seen it that good before, because i wont by special versions of films on blu ray |
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also yes the music is amazing |
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he definitely had the best one liners "i used to live here you know" "your going to die here you know, convenient" |
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" I know" |
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i think Harrison adlibbed that line didnt he, and a few others |
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I watched the building empire documentary and the jedi one as well, going to watch the star wars one today, come in from a storm and soaking wet, so going to have a nice cup of warm coffee and watch it |
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(original) star wars is real. it actually happened and is happening now in another galaxy and here in another time line also. |
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href="http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/chron/mcwhite1.jpg" target=_blank>imagine having that in your shed/a> yes its why i enjoy reading alot, it becomes real in my head |
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as real as anything else |
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imagine the proper set with a real 3d screen looking out side and downward in space at loads of star destroyers below from your toilet sling shot chair. |
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yes you would need one of those small toaster droids to bring your the bog roll |
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nice warm toasty toilet roll. : ) 'toasty' the toilet roll dispenser droid. |
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