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This is a public service announcement: Shit an anal dick of piss. Thank you. |
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if jupiter and saturn are the balls, is the sun the cock? |
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we're so small into our universe that we could take a dick in the ass and piss shit it anally |
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or drink shit anal piss with tits mint flavored |
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I was never "in my prime". And now I just linger around waiting for the grim reaper to kill or startle me whenever he wants, probably when I least expect it. My only ability if futility. My grave won't even have a name, it will just say "futility". I won't even be able to afford a grave, I'll just get thrown in the trash can. This is "over the hill". There's increasingly bad things on this side. Almost every life, through untold evolutionary generations ends horribly. I mean your environment is made of monsters, this is how reality always manifests itself, crocodiles, hyenas, and these are just modern things after the great meteor cleansing. The meteor was sent by a netherworldly super-entity. It cared for the hopeless speck inhabitants stuck in a ceaseless loop of reincarnation, and it meant to heal this sickness with peaceful serine sterility. But despite all its power, it failed. There's no love, not in any of my reincarnations. Snuggles are... mythical. My girlfriend is a pillow, and like some twisted serial killer I throw her in the trash when I buy a new one from the economic sabotage system, Malwart. A malignant wart. A fitting entity for this landscape. |
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There's no love, you said that only because brad pitt and angelina jolie broke up |
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I never had anyone to break up with. Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. What can I possibly manifest as in my next reincarnation, maybe like a pile of maggots. It's like when you're lying on the floor face up and you throw up all over your own face and just leave it there because it is dwarfed by the slow burn illness of your life itself. Then 10 minutes later you rub your hand on your throw up face so you can use your own vomit as a masturbation lubricant, thinking about every porn you can remember of everyone else in humanity getting it on except you ("orgies are no fun when no one wants to do it with you" -dr stever brule) but you've suffered too much emasculation and demasculation to get it up ("Listen, I can't maintain an erection. But I can cum." -mr henderson to carol). Well, I'll see you suckers around. |
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I sad to my gf, if i die just stick me in the wheelie bin with my legs sticking out the top_ |
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how come you havent had any girlfriend w M w? |
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the recycle wheelie bin? hey, you might be remade into something cool. |
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my offal will probably be made into greggs pasties and ryan air in flight meals, its the new conservative plan to get the terminally feckless like me back into the economy |
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I love that you've chosen us, to showcase your very, very dense internal turmoil, and self bigging-up, with that hint of a dash of self deprecation to a us very select few. I hate you for it. But will never forget you. By running from those clichés tou abhor, you have become a superb on yourself. |
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cybernigger |
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cyberniggernetics? |
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By running (away) from (or desperately avoiding) those clichés you abhor, you have become a superb one yourself* |
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I fail to Understand you as much more than an endearing *^# with a few YouTube videos, and with probably quite a good brain. 80% of what you type ever has an impact though, because although I fear you mean well, your reaching outs never are more than Minnesota monologues. I don't doubt your good heart one bit though. One just has to look at your face. |
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I'd love to chat one to one some day. |
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