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fuck this movie. fuck the fucking concept itself. the preview goes like this: "oh, honey, lean closer, this skype connection is shiiiiiishshshssisishsi" and then it loops 100ms of buffer forever and honey shiiiiiits herself: my husband is on deepwater horizon! mining oil! unsafely! and the internet's out! but, yes, fuck this movie. a greedy oil behemouth fucks up, kills a bunch of people, causes the worst oil spill in the history of the united states.... yes, let's turn this into a terrible action movie. because this is still the united states, and we can squeeze a buck out of anything. especially our own mistakes |
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the MPAA, functiong as a self-assembling structure inside my brain, has generated a threat to itself (me): the MPAA cannot squeeze a profit off of this joke; please persist legal action with respect to the persistance of non-deceastance. the MPAA owns this joke; the MPAA owns all memes. the MPAA owns you. clint may be at the controls, but we're leasing him the panel. and don't you forget that, mister, or we'll keep you after school. painting an art gallery's worth of expansive oil-on-canvas rendering of the thousands of same-y yet completely unique blue, green, and red FBI warning screens |
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even mark whalberg, star of deepwater horizon, hates deepwater horizon, because kurt russell's in deepwater horizon, and that's mark twain for marky mark's "reach" as an "actor" |
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the MPAA has told me that under no circumstances am i to log back onto xlt and post "poop will eat itself." wait, shit |
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- i've done gone and triple-infringed, right in post zero (1). shiiiiiiiit is copyright the wire. obama meme painting is copyright obama, and the original obama meme painting was infringing illegally off of some photographer's work. it's a huge fucking mess involving a tiered cache of lawyers and my inner MPAA is apoplectic. now the neurons are cross-wiring and it's almost as bad as suggesting that watmm is not my (your) electronic music resource. pool's closed. babe ruth situation |
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in theatres sept. 31st |
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